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Danny

@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social
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Early twitter exile. Once from Yorkshire, now an immigrant in the EU. Owner of Malta Archery. Archery as it was used in ancient times.

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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 1h
They understand. What people dying understand is these institutions are now run by the same people who are backing him.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 1h
No, he won't do IT again. He'll do much worse. Televised gladiatorial execution of his critics. Each atrocity is a test to see how far they can push it.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 2h
Me back in the early 2000s: Oh these silly 80s Italian exploitation filmmakers with all their silly cheap films set in 2030 depicting America as having become a desolate unwelcoming hellscape run by corrupt gangs and full of kidnappings, rape gangs and public executions. Me in 2026: Well...
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PaulRobson666 @paulrobson666.bsky.social · 8h
Fucking hell. That country's taking more backwards steps than Michael Jackson moonwalking a marathon.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 6h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 9h
You're wrong. It's the arm pit.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 9h
Devout Christian Hegseth. Just before Christmas.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 9h
At the next one, you will be able to buy tickets to shoot the gun.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 9h
Any cunt posting this monstrosity is getting blocked.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 9h
They will soon be holding Running Man style trials of political opponents.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 10h
Just before Christmas. Soon they'll be steaming Running Man programs.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 10h
In the space of one day, the president has tried to incite a pogrom in Minnesota and his defence moron has said a firing squad execution will be livestreamed and by next week nobody will remember any of this happening because more awful things will have happened.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 12h
Just in time for Christmas. These fucking ghouls.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14h
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 13h
It won't be enough.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 13h
They will have to put millions more into the rebrand to openSI thanks to the orange felon.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 13h
When, in the history of capitalism has the elite paid people more money for less work?
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 14h
Yep, people with dementia hyper fixate on things.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 17h
Scum bastard cunts.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20h
Where do you think the people ICE is disappearing are going?
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20h
Soylent Green.
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Alex Harvey @alexharvv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is not a real person! There are THIRTY TWO books here that 'Andrew V. Smith' has shat out in the last year alone, all of which have AI-generated covers and most borrow or straight up rip off titles from other more popular (and more importantly: human) works like my own
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 23h
I was in Lidl this morning. The same. Not sure if they were selling this year's Christmas biscuits or getting rid of last year's.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 23h
No pressure but if this gets to a million views, I'll be able to pay the mortgage this month. Thank you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHUv...
youtube.com
Most TV is Just This Now
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or they found something out about him too late to pull him off the ballot. Like so many others in their organisation.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It'll not come out of their pockets. They are paid agitators, just like Farage. Working to undermine the UK.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They already think they are. Eugenics is part of project 2025.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Liz Truss is a cunt.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm guessing the designers had something different in mind. Then the accountants got involved.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To many manufacturers are destroying their legacy by churning out these bland monstrosities. I recently saw the new "Capri" Another bland average car. It was fine, but it wasn't a Capri. Same with the new Mustang.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And puzzles.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I must confess that when I was younger I expected the future to have more robot butlers and jetpacks, and less fascism and plague, but life is full of surprises.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Phew!
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One minute to go.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's 10 minutes left in this England game with DCL up front.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Michael Bay is a cunt.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Most football fans would rather teams just get on with the domestic leagues.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He really is destroying everything that was good. It's going to take decades to recover from his disastrous term.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All these wars and bombs going off. But it's who who needs to change our lightbulbs.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only people who see Thatcher as a genius all live south of Peterborough.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You could call them "happy charger"
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They believed them. They just didn't care.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because the rich twats that are in control of them want to make their lives easier, not ours.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Next week's specialist subject, "What I had for tea last week"
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably the streets where tiny Timmy Ten Names grew up
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Narrator: We're fucked.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's fine exactly what Putin ordered him to do otherwise he would release the video tapes.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First, Isabelle oakshott lives in Dubai as an economic migrant. That is now her country. Second, she has now painted a target on all RNLI volunteers and staff. She's and her partner are paid by foreign agents to stir up division in the UK to weaken it. She is the real traitor in this scenario.
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Huw Jelly @huwjelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So Elon Musk now holds the keys to the whole world's future and safety. That should scare the hell out of all of us; it sure does me. This is a man that *still refuses to put radar on his 'autonomous' vehicles despite it having been in use by Merc for over 25 yrs. www.stripes.com/theaters/us/...
stripes.com
Musk to help lead Pentagon team studying the future of war
Musk will co-lead a new Pentagon initiative called “Project Meridian,” a study that will recommend weapons the military should develop.
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