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Skimp Dog

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I breathe the fragrance myself and know it and like it, The distillation would intoxicate me also, but I shall not let it.

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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Debt collection kinda works in NV where table markers are technically checks and the indebted can be, and are, incarcerated. Elsewhere, debt collection from addicts must be both grueling and near worthless.
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This joke seems needlessly pernicious, given that Gates (a flawed person, certainly) played the leading role in the 71% reduction in worldwide measles cases between 2000 and 2024.
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Push The Needle @pushtheneedle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Many reasons surely but I also think after their hippie days of their youth were long gone and traded in for predictable suburban life they wanted to fight something like it was the 60s all over again, reigniting a purpose long lost from their 20s
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“Karen” only means what it means because it’s a trochee. “Jessica” like any dactyl fizzles steadily. Like a ball someone dropped.
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
All toilets should have handles. No part of you should at any point have to enter the toilet, to cause it to flush.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It's amazing how utterly dumb the DOGE bros are and how little they let their total lack of intelligence, accomplishment and talent get in the way of breaking things that actually intelligent, accomplished and talented people had built.
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It’s true. Failing to train immune systems through vaccination is neither safe nor effective. Failing to vaccinate is risky. There are serious side effects, including death.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Today, Border Patrol officers approached some observers. One observer had a pistol, but the officers disarmed him. The officers then piled on top of him to arrest him, with one officer beating him about the head. Amid the thrashing, an officer shot him. As he lay dying, they shot him again.
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Lovely kiss this afternoon at Griffith Observatory. Was this you? I have a couple more.
Couple kissing against afternoon LA skyline at Griffith Observatory.
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Speaking as a Geno Head ofc
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Not ambassadorial, but . . . not wrong on this specific point
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
If you convinced any pro-Palestine voter to sit on their hands or worse, vote for Trump, congrats, you win a Special Purity participation trophy in helping the current full-on abandonment of any two-state solution, peace process or Palestinian national aspiration prevail. Yours is in the mail.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
the future is being down to a pair of tight cutoff jeans, pushing your pile of trump meme coins to the center of the table and temporarily covering the glistening blonde smirk of the logo for the first annual eric trump strypto poker invitational, taking a swig of beef tallow and saying "call"
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The difference between being a Geno Head and a Darnold Head is there are no Darnold Heads and both groups (if they existed) end up in tears when the games really count
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
On X, Elon Musk Has Trained Grok To Be Overtly Anti-Semitic. But On Bluesky, Some People Say There Should Not Be Genocide Against Palestinians. Do American Jews Have Anywhere To Go? We Asked Stephen Miller Tomorrow In The New York Times
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Wife & I beta testing “micro death” 6-8 hours each night.
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I always start with the internet
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Good night btw
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
what would therapist say you should do after saying good night online? My guess is not reup and post more shit (since that’s what my therapist told me)
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Don’t forget these guys apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com
More white South Africans arrive in the US under a new refugee program
Officials and advocacy organizations say a second group of white South Africans has arrived in the United States under a refugee program announced by the Trump administration.
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
In the Rinzai tradition such questions are believed to elicit spontaneous illumination
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I reported this antisemitic slur as a hate incident
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Unpoetry pop up gallery @ Common objects Seattle 6/27
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
A radical Christian just murdered the speaker of a state house but the real worry is the theocratic muslim who said the bus should be cheaper
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
cuomo conceding overlayed with the drewjanda tweet: "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"
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Beth Marie Mole @bethmariem.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
This whole exchange between Rep. Schrier (a pediatrician) and RFK Jr is worth a watch. It starts with her schooling him on the horrors of vaccine-preventable diseases and ends with him claiming he never made a deal w/ Sen. Cassidy not to change ACIP (CDC vaccine panel) www.c-span.org/clip/house-c...
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User Clip: Rep. Schrier questions
Rep. Schrier questions RFK Jr. on vaccines
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Over 35,000 letters to Congress pushing to impeach Trump. Let's send another 1,000 now. Send yours here: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
actionnetwork.org
Tell Congress to Impeach Trump
Contact Congress today!
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Brian Rosenworcel @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
brilliant
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Lmao it's like Cuomo turned on the pervert batsignal and Bill Clinton came swinging in on a chandelier
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Capitalism also supported the development of this drug with the potential to end the HIV epidemic in Africa. Lenacapavir access in LMICs is a moral imperative, and we must continue to pressure Gilead until this objective is realized. But we can sway pharma better if we grasp more context.
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Jennifer Croft’s memoir Homesick is as good as any book should ever dream of being
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Actually doesn’t even matter which asshole
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Pro tip: don’t go to bed thinking of that asshole
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🎃Komodo Dad [spoopy]👻 @komododad.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Trump's posting about Iran is tailor made to make the "World War III is coming we're all doomed" crowd on here lose their shit and be extra annoying and that's a direct attack on me, personally.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
ok maybe the American flag scolds had a point, this photo goes hard
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Frisbee-size puck or are we thinking real big?
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Done. Belated appreciation for that issue after 9/11.
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 09/06/2025
Don’t forget to breathe. Breathe in for 4, hold for 7, exhale for 8. It signals safety to your nervous system and helps bring you back to centre. No matter the situation, we need to be regulated to think, to act, to not freeze.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
In Brands news, Smithfield Foods welcomed their summer interns with a song called "Fuck Me Baby"
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Hundreds of thousands has already happened
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Deaths exceed 300K right now by credible estimate from Boston U mathematical modeler www.impactcounter.com/dashboard?vi...
impactcounter.com
Impact Dashboard - Impact Counter | Impact Counter
Visualize the human impact of funding changes for aid and support organizations.
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Thanks, Biden
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Me, dropping by the Rack for a mid-weight blazer with zip-away sleeves
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Hot? I can deal. Cold? Not a prob. This midday wardrobe shift stuff takes Swift-level competence I never had
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Skimp Dog @skimpy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
god I hate spring, how can the weather be in so much conflict with itself, CHOOSE
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Rob Browning (b.1955) - "Flying woman in a blue dress"
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a
laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE
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