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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒

@skeletonkeyed.bsky.social
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🔞SOMETIMES INTERACTS W/NSFW🔞NO MINORS🔞I'M SERIOUS HERE🔞 an adult ||🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️|| Joel Eriksson Ek Appreciator, Alex Nedeljkovic Enjoyer, general hockey weirdo || Fandom acct: Hannibal, hockey cards. #IzzyHands forever.

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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hi im bobby brink. I'm here to score two goals and unexpectedly fight a guy
Roster headshot of hockey player Bobby Brink from the Minnesota Wild in his jersey. He has a sick mullet.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
why even bother making a video game when you can’t capture the full majesty of alex nedeljkovic’s eyebrows. shameful
Roster-style headshot of the NHL 27 videogsme character model of what is supposed to be goalie Alex Nedeljkovic of the San Jose Sharks in his jersey. It does not look like him.Actual roster beadshot of the actual San Jose Sharks goalie Alex Nedeljkovic in his jersey. This looks like him, because it is him.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I finally got a frame, here is my partial Jeek Rainbow! It’s hard to photograph how absurdly sparkly it is in person
A black wooden frame with five hockey trading cards featuring Minnesota Wild player Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear on the ice. Each card is the same except for the background, and each has a different type of sparkly pattern and color to it. 
it is very shiny! The middle card is autographed.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is one of the most ridiculously holographic cards I've ever had lmao
Hockey trading card featuring Liam Ohgren, then of the Minnesota Wild in his hockey gear during a game. The entire background is intricately patterned and rainbow holographic. The design is like that of a ticket and text says "Sec LO, Row 28, Seat LW" (his initials, number, and position) and there is a barcode and the text "Debut Ticket Access".
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Matt Boldy in his hockey gear, yelling in celebration. The background features shiny silver tinsel radiating outwards from him like a starburst. It looks cool as hell. At the bottom is his name and the team name underneath it.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Kirill Kaprizov. He is in his hockey gear during a game and is sitting on the boards with his legs dangling over the side. He looks like he's thinking. Text reads "Electric Ice" with his name at the bottom.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hockey trading card featuring Joel Eriksson Ek of the Minnesota Wild in his hockey gear on the ice during a game. The background is super holographic with silver and rainbow shiny fragments. It's really cool looking!
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hockey trading card featuring San Jose Sharks player Michael Misa in his hockey gear on the ice during a game. Text reads "Michael Misa, 25-26 Rookie Debut, October 14, 2025. Sharks".
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🥹💙
Hockey trading card featuring San Jose Sharks mascot S.J. Sharkie, a shark in a San Jose Sharks jersey and hockey gear. There is a patch of one of his jerseys in the card, and text reads "S.J. Sharkie, All-Star Mascot. All-Star Fabrics"
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
all of these I've seen so far are terrifying
Hockey trading card featuring Quinn Hughes, then of the Vancouver Canucks, in his hockey gear. He is photoshopped to look like a bobblehead so his head is massive in proportion to his body. It is very unsettling. Text reads "Credentials. Quinn Hughes"
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
😭😭😭😭💙
Trading card featuring hockey player Mats Zuccarello, then of the Minnesota Wild, in his hockey gear on the ice during a game. Text reads "Zuccarello" in fancy lettering and then below it: "Mats Zuccarello, Right wing, 36."
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
guess what 🚨CARD TIME🚨
Hockey trading card featuring Seth Jarvis from the Carolina Hurricanes. It  has half of an on-ice in color picture of his face on one side with a black and white shot of his roster photo for the other half with a torn section down the middle, as if it has been torn in half. Text reads "Seth Jarvis UD Portraits"
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Got this in the mail less than a week after he was traded 😭 miss u mukh
Hockey trading card featuring Shakir Mukhamadullin, then of the San Jose Sharks in his hockey gear. Text reads "Credentials Debut Ticket Access" and is designed to look like a ticket with a barcode and fake section, row, and seat number (SM, 85, D, his initials, number, and position). It is acetate so the upper background is clear.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
😭😭😭
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild players Kirill Kaprizov and Mats Zuccarello in their hockey gear on the ice, likely celebrating after a goal. They are hugging and Kaprizov is smiling and looking at something off-camera. Text reads "UD Canvas Kirill Kaprizov Minnesota Wild". The card has a rough surface texture like that of canvas. It's a nice picture. I miss Zuccy so much.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear on the ice during a game. Text reads "October 25th, 2016. NHL 1st. Joel Eriksson Ek- Wild. Eriksson Ek tallies three points in third NHL game."
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hockey trading card featuring Kirill Kaprizov, then of CSKA Moscow. He is in his gear on the ice during a game and the card has a large number ten with some basic stats like his name and his position. (forward) in both English and Russian.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear in the middle of play. The card is gold and dark green (I think, or black, I have color vision issues) and at the bottom there is his signature on a shiny gold background. Text at the top reads "Minnesota Wild", and "Ultimate Rookies" and then his name at the bottom.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🚨it's TIME to look at some CARDS🚨
Picture of a hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Joel Eriksson Ek in a hat and Minnesota jersey on the day he was drafted. The center focus of the card is a patch from a jersey nameplate of the letter K and it is signed by him. Text reads "2015 NHL Draft Pick #20. Draft day marks" with his name at the bottom.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Gonna miss Middsy and his incredible mustache. I hope the Flames social media team loves him as much as the Wild's did 😄
Picture of hockey player Jake Middleton, then of the Minnesota Wild, in his hockey gear in a hallway. He is holding up a certificate that says "Certificate of Athleticism awarded to Jake Middleton for outstanding athleticism in every sport ever." It is signed and dated by the Wild asocial Media team. Middleton looks amused.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Pretty sad about Zuccy leaving, he's one of my favorite players &I really loved watching him. Not super thrilled about the way it was handled, but I do feel better knowing about the $5M bonus after 10 games, which is more than the Wild would have been able give him. Wishing him &his family the best
Hockey players Mats Zuccarello and Kirill Kaprizov are in their hockey gear on the ice during a game. Kaprizov is looking at something off screen with an excited expression and Zuccarello is hugging him and smiling.Hockey players Kirill Kaprizov and Mats Zuccarello are in their hockey gear on the ice during a practice. They are both smiling.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
None of my of teams are on this goddamned website so here are our new dudes 🥹💙🦈
Picture of San Jose Sharks players Keaton Verhoeff, Ivar Stenberg, and Ryan Lin at the 2026 NHL Draft. They are wearing Sharks-branded baseball caps and jerseys over their dress shirts and ties and are looking very young and dorky like most recently-drafted players would.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Got this masterpiece in a trade this morning lmao 🔥
Picture of a hockey trading card featuring Brad Marchand, then of the Boston Bruins, in his hockey gear. The card is shaped like a giant yellow wedge of cheese and big black text at the top says "The Cheddar" and there is a like nameplate halfway down with his name, team, and position (left wing).
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Pretty sad to see Eklund go but I'm happy he'll be reunited with Zetterlund. Hope Sens fans like him, he rocks
Trading card featuring former San Jose Sharks player William Eklund in his hockey gear on the ice. He is looking at the camera and slightly smiling. It's a good shot! Hockey card featuring former San Jose Sharks player William Eklund in his hockey gear during a game. He is yelling in a celebratory way. The card is a UD Canvas variant and is printed on a card with the texture of a canvas!
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Metronomy’s The English Riviera is the closest thing to a perfect album for me, and each song flows into the next, making it perfect to listen to from start to finish.
Album cover for Metronomy’s The English Riviera, which shows a lone palm tree in front of the sea and a bright blue sky, surrounded by a thick white border.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
slayyyyy
Screenshot of my new Skyrim character, a wood elf with grey skin and black hair pulled back
 into a half-ponytail. Her eyes are huge and shiny and completely black. There is thick black warpaint around her eyes and smeared down her face like tears. She has black lipstick and a severe expression on her face and is clad in prisoner's clothes of a simple tunic.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
youtube algo’s getting too accurate
Screenshot of my youtube for you page showing a video titled “kpop songs only a gay person on ketamine could love” by softwonyo. Thumbnail shows a person with platinum hair and the caption “HORSE TRANQUILIZER MUSIC”
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
the most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state ok i am very appreciate of matt boldy, it checks out
Meme where the top half of the image is Wolverine from the XMen cartoon laying on his bed, wistfully looking at a picture frame. The bottom half of the image shows that the picture frame has Minnesota Wild player Matt Boldy’s roster headshot in it.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I T I S T I M E
Screenshot of a tweet from Jon Bois that reads “Why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter”.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
oh no
Screenshot of a post from the San Jose Sharks reddit where there is a block of symbol-heavy text with thr names Predators, Juuse Saros, Kings, Artemi Panarin standing put. There is a picture of hooded figures seated around a glowing pentagram.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Oh my god I can't believe I forgot to post at least one of these, I'm such a bad fan
Picture of hockey player Kirill Kaprizov from the Minnesota Wild on the bench in his hockey gear during a game. His jersey is rucked up in the front and he is holding it under his chin and his mouth is open. Text says "Coming all over the ice".
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
get ready for some
Screenshot showing the logo of the Seattle Kraken hockey team with "SEA" next to it in all caps. Underneath it is the logo of the Minnesota Wild hockey team with MIN next to it, also in all caps. It says SEAMIN. Heheheheh.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
ok i predict the shirt will last halfway through next season MAYBE, it has more holes every time but from what i can see they are in structurally non-critical areas? #shirtnalysis #holewatch
Screengrab of a post-game interview featuring hockey player Kirill Kaprizov from the Minnesota Wild and awesome broadcaster Kevin Gorg. .kaprizov is wearing a grey shirt with a drawing of his teammate Joel Eriksson Ek on an exercise bike and the words “Mr. September” on them. There are several large holes in the center and the bottom hem of the shirt.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
🥹🥹🥹
Picture of the jumbotron at the Vancouver Canucks vs Minnesota Wild game. Former Wild players Marco Rossi, Liam Oghren, and Zeev Buium are shown in Wild gear with the words “Welcome Back” at the bottom .All three are smiling.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Vintage Jeek
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear on the ice during a game. Text reads "Young Guns Canvas" with his name underneath it. The card is matte and textured with the finish of a canvas.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
thought i posted this card here, whoops. look at this Jeek!!!!!! love retro-style cards so much
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear while playing a game. The card has a bright and and simple color palette with a bright blue background and looks like it came from the 60s. His name is at the bottom and at the right is the team’s name with the silhouette of a hockey player underneath it.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Hell yeah I love the train
Picture taken from the window of a train showing water with a bridge stretching over it and land in the distance. The sun is rising in a steadily brightening blue sky.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
can’t believe i missed this Ned picture from yesterday. YOU’RE STILL DOING GREAT, FUCK THE HATERS
Alex Nedeljkovic of the San Jose Sharks is arriving st the arena before a game. He is wearing sunglasses and what i think might be a very light blue or green suit (i can’t tell), a dark blue tie, amd a dark blue and white checked shirt. He rocks.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
Screenshot of a quote tweet by Michael Russo. Text reads: "Likely missing at least three games, Guerin says."
The original tweet by Joe Smith that he is quote tweeting reads: "Joel Eriksson Ek is out. Day to day with lower body injury. Fabbri in. Gustavsson in net mnwild"
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for Hell
Screenshot of a post by Tommy Wiseau. Text reads: “ha ha this my psychological hell. i love it here!”
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ned has “Have fun” written on his glove, i’ve heard he does this but this is the first time i’ve seen a picture of it 🥹
Closeup of Sharks goalie Alex Nedeljkovic in his goalie gear on the ice during a game. You can see that he has “Have fun” written on his glove in black marker.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
N E D
Screenshot from the San Jose Sharks v Boston Bruins game summary showing that Sharks goalie Alex Nedeljkovic got the first star of the game with a .951% save percentage and 2.00 goals against average.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Screenshot of a tweet from Rotten_Solider on Twitter. Pictures are of a pink sink that looks like a face with a dripping faucet for a nose and a p that looks like it has angry eyes. Text reads: 
"You've heard of me?"
"Oh, yeah. I've heard all about you."
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
it's getting warm here (boo) but there's a flower blooming in my garden (yay)
Picture of an orange flower blooming in my garden surrounded by green leaves and next to a concrete patio.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
ahh that's better
The same Joel Eriksson Ek card as in the previous post but it has now been decorated with lots of stickers of four leaf clovers, bubbles, flowers, bunnies and baby chicks, and sparkles. It's now colorful, sparkly, and adorable!
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
thankfully I brought a few cads with me today, going to decorate this Jeek to calm down after all THAT (work stuff, last skeet)
Hockey Trading card featuring the Minnesota Wild's Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear during a game. He is in the middle of skating fast. His name is on the left side of the card with the team name underneath it and there is a logo for the Upper Deck company at the top right
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
YAAAAY NED!!!
Teal Graphic featuring San Jose Sharks goalie Alex Nedeljkovic in his goalie gear. Text says "Re-signed. Goaltender Alex Nedeljkovic, two-year contract." The San Jose Sharks logo is at the left and there is a link that reads "Details".
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
miss u (from Wild insta)
Picture of Minnesota Wild hockey player Jonas Brodin on the ice in his hockey gear during practice. It is a close shot showing only the side profile of his head and shoulders. A good shot!
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
JONAS BRODIN IS PLAYING HOCKEY TONIGHT 🏒
Screenshot of a tweet from Joe Smith (JoeSmithNHL) on X, The Everything App. Text reads: “ So to recap:
Brodin expected to play tonight Foligno considered week to week. Not season ending but still seeing a doc today
Fabbri making #mnwild debut
Gustavsson in net. Hunt scratched.”
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
😘
Screenshot of the quoted GIF. The Merriam Webster logo is at the top and the text reads: "Your 2026 Word: sloppy".
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hi from Oilers v Shorks, I got the Toff beer
Picture of a beer ca from the Fieldwork brewery. It is teal and says "Toffoli Time 73" on it in large white letters. It is a Pilsner style beer and very nice.
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