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Werner Herhog

@skeletongirl.northsky.social
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
...okay
...Mousecheezer?
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
oh my god there's so many dumb egg puns in this show
still from Kamen Rider MY-TH. the title character is about to transform so the announcer proclaims "egglution!" it's dumb but it made me laugh
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
support your local ham shop
Chicago Butcher: Ham shop
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh no
30+ Notifications
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
every day they’re out here inventing new kinds of Poster we couldn’t even conceive of just a few years ago
i just can’t even
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 17/08/2026
of all the things i love about this very silly show, the over-the-top outfits are way up there (seven's code uniform isn't that spectacular in comparison, i just find it funny to dress the pretty boy like a hot dyke)
kamen rider dawn, in a purple bathrobe, silver pajamas, and a holster?? with bleach-blonde hair, carrying a giant sci-fi sword kamen rider nox, in white trousers and knee-length suit jacket, black shirt with silver collars, a long silver chain dangling from one epaulet, and black-and-grey emo hair, also carrying a giant sci-fi sword special agent code number seven, in black trousers with many zippered pouches, a white dress shirt, black hip holster, a black leather harness, and conventional pretty boy-band hair
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 27/06/2026
please enjoy this, the best sign from last night’s trans march
a placard that just says MEN in flaming letters above a skeleton with a machine gun in each hand, on a background of the cis gay flag. it’s extremely deep fried
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 25/06/2026
John Ashbery. ok i'll stop. i am always happy to loan my books <3
All this came to pass eons ago.
Your program worked out perfectly. You even avoided 
The monotony of perfection by leaving in certain flaws:
A backward way of becoming, a forced handshake, 
An absent-minded smile, though in fact nothing was left to chance.
Each detail was startlingly clear, as though seen through a magnifying glass,
Or would have been to an ideal observer, namely yourself — 
For only you could watch yourself so patiently from afar 
The way God watches a sinner on the path to redemption, 
Sometimes disappearing into valleys, but always on the way, 
For it all builds up into something, meaningless or meaningful 
As architecture, because planned and then abandoned when completed, To live afterwards, in sunlight and shadow, a certain amount of years.
Who cares about what was there before? There is no going back, 
For standing still means death, and life is moving on, 
Moving on towards death. But sometimes standing still is also life.
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 25/06/2026
Frank O'Hara, of course. Of course.
"Poem (1962" from Lunch Poems 

Lana Turner has collapsed!
I was trotting along and suddenly 
it started raining and snowing 
and you said it was hailing 
but hailing hits you on the head 
hard so it was really snowing and 
raining and I was in such a hurry 
to meet you but the traffic 
was acting exactly like the sky 
and suddenly I see a headline
LANA TURNER HAS COLLAPSED!
there is no snow in Hollywood 
there is no rain in California 
I have been to lots of parties 
and acted perfectly disgraceful 
but I never actually collapsed 
oh Lana Turner we love you get get up
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 25/06/2026
from Gwen Aube's excellent "Missed Connections With Tall Girls"
"3. in food basics"

i climb into an upright freezer 
to reach the last row of eggnog.

inside, wall ice burns my cheek 
& i don't want to get out.

thinking about people watching me 
inside the freezer i feel proud and insane.

i dyed my hair blue & now 
cashiers tell me they're depressed.

msg this to the groupchat.
Jojo, who runs sweat ceremonies 
across America, says "BPD girl magic."

    a shaky video of a woman 
    feeding two hundred pigeons 
    outside the beer store.

    craigslist dot com 
    ads for private investigators.

    sharks that have insanely buff legs 
    and resent my litestyle.

no.

i am still in the freezer.
"eggnog," i am thinking,
"yes,"

"they will never look here."
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 25/06/2026
A. Light Zachary's collection "More Sure" is incredible
"Someday You'll Love ______ Zachary"

I spend a year soft-launching my reintroduction, trying to say: 
I am kind of between names, these days, and then I give up trying, the people 
cannot fucking take it,

can you imagine Adam's outrage had some beast refused the name he 
gave it, the people with their language and their pitiable need to feel 
secure in its dominion 

over me (What should I call you? Never call me), agency in language is 
invalid when you claim it for yourself, apparently, I walk into the 
party and they hail me:

The Artist Formerly Known as _____, as if that isn't still an invoca-
tion, I should have got a D.N.R. tattoo before I shed that skin,

the people and their brittle ways of knowing, how they seek to shut 
me in, they plead with me, but I am become fugitive, picker of locks 
(behind every door, I find the rest of me)."Someday I'll Love ____ Zachary"

Someday, I'll love myself by whatever my name will be.
I will introduce myself so effortlessly;
come when called in the café or doctor's office, 
invite the eyes of strangers to affix it to me.
I have been seeking it in dictionaries, poetry, 
in my view of trees, the sky, the city— call me 
all of that. Wind in leaves, gum stuck to the street— 
call me something ubiquitous, genderless, and sweet.
As part of me as a hand that I hold out to shake, 
inseparable as the nail and its bed beneath; 
someday, a name as no hand-me-down has fit me 
by which I might love myself. I'll sing it, constantly; 
a rhythm that'll build, spill out of me, revealing it 
to all, and I'll be ready. You will know me by its certainty.
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 25/06/2026
perpetual favourite Ted Berrigan (from "The Sonnets", which were a whole cycle he did of cut-ups)
"Sonnet II"

Dear Margie, hello. It is 5:15 a.m.
dear Berrigan. He died 
Back to books. I read
It's 8:30 p.m. in New York and I've been running around all day 
old come-all-ye's streel into the streets. Yes, it is now, 
How Much Longer Shall I Be Able To Inhabit The Divine 
and the day is bright gray turning green 
feminine marvelous and tough
watching the sun come up over the Navy Yard 
to write scotch-tape body in a notebook 
had 17 and 1/2 milligrams
Dear Margie, hello. It is 5:15 a.m.
tucked til 7 now she's late to work and I'm
18 so why are my hands shaking I should know better"Sonnet XXXVII"

It is night. You are asleep. And beautiful tears 
Have blossomed in my eyes. Guillaume Apollinaire is dead.
The big green day today is singing to itself 
A vast orange library of dreams, dreams 
Dressed in newspaper, wan as pale thighs 
Making vast apple strides towards "The Poems."
"The Poems" is not a dream. It is night. You 
Are asleep. Vast orange libraries of dreams
Stir inside "The Poems." On the dirt-covered ground 
Crystal tears drench the ground. Vast orange dreams 
Are unclenched. It is night. Songs have blossomed 
In the pale crystal library of tears. You 
Are asleep. A lovely light is singing to itself, 
In "The Poems," in my eyes, in the line, "Guillaume 
    Apollinaire is dead."
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dennis Lee (yeah, of Alligator Pie fame) had an amazing collection called "Un" ago that i was obsessed with decades ago
"Scarlight"

Scarlight, scar-
blight in the chronifrag of no-man's: 
sublingual agon.
Rolled scarlight up the hill, got 
crushed, rolled
scarlight up the hill.

Of palaeopresence. The extra 
space around what is."Blues"

A little planet blues, for the 
deathwatch.
A season of rictus riffs.
(When schist prevails, and squamous 
pinpricks of appetite
vamp to a second future - who'll chant the 
mutant genesis? who celebrate 
an aevum cleansed of us?)
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 22/06/2026
& we've actually seen examples of this in in recent memory: i'm a pandemic trans, the lockdown/social distancing period was the first time in my life when i had space & time to think about & actualize who i could be, absent everyone else's expectations, and i know many people share that experience
...much ink has been spilled on the idea that any change to the body must be due to social pressure and simply creates self alienation, but htis logic was flawed from the start. a world where there was no social momentum to fetter and constrain the ways people want to change their bodies and experience new or other things into singular acceptable avenues would permit far more change, not less change
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 10/06/2026
not my horoscope literally telling me to jerk off well, who am i to argue
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
Touch yourself. 
Your body has been sending signals you've been ignoring. Stop treating physical pleasure like something you have to earn or apologize for. What you're calling restraint is actually deprivation, and it's making you irritable and disconnected.
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 09/06/2026
i'm not getting them bc i think the company is BDS and i can't afford them anyway but part of me wants to get these tranny faggot pumas
a running shoe in pink, baby blue, and white, with a little day-glo green highlight on the outsole. they cost $375, and i will not buy them.
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 09/06/2026
not to be all Sure Grandma Let's Get You To Bed about it but when i started running, shoes were like 120 bucks or if you wanted the fancy shit with a carbon plate you could pony up for the $220, but now that's where they start
some shoes from a running store website. the prices start at $220 and go up to $370.
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 23/05/2026
some of you
SOFT BLONDES IN THE CLAWS of TORTURE HELL
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 23/05/2026
Deep Space 9 title card which reads: "Guest starring Jeffrey Combs as Weyoun, Brunt, Sisko, Dax, Worf, Bashir, Odo, Kira, Quark, Nog, Rom, Jake, O'Brien, Garak, Keiko, Dukat, Martok, Ishka, Damar, and Vic Fontaine"
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 23/05/2026
Title card from a Deep Space 9 episode; over a background image of the station, text reads "Quark sells everyone's holodeck history"
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 16/05/2026
dlr
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog level title "Gay Sex Zone: Act 1"
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 13/05/2026
hilarious that co-star thinks i’m not already constantly doing this
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
Think about kissing someone.
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 11/05/2026
me when i'm villager A
Villager A, Jobless. Strength: 1 Stamina: 2 Cup-and-ball: 99
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 05/05/2026
we’re pretty far from most things. i have to admit it was nice to sleep with the window open and wake up to nothing but birdsong and waves
the view from my bedroom window: a few trees, a rickety boat house, a body of water, and little else
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 01/05/2026
i say this every spring but i do need to spend more time here, this is easily one of my favourite places in the city
a wooded trail in high park
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 01/05/2026
i’m here u fuckass bitch
a hillside of cherry trees in full blossom
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 20/04/2026
we say this to our cat all the time
Morbo saying “HELLO, LITTLE MAN.
I WILL DESTROY YOU!”
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
trying to parse this makes me feel like i'm having a neurological event
"Ascendant jazz-pop singer Laufey unveils star-heavy "Madwoman" video, Erewhon smoothie, electric Lexus honoring Miles Davis for Amazon
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 08/04/2026
it’s almost certainly not what they were intending but this is far and away the most insanely sexual instagram ad i’ve ever been served
an ad for period underwear featuring a woman’s juicy ass, covered in blood
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 07/04/2026
fuck. now i'm crying about space probes again
image of a calendar. text is arranged on it every few weeks, implying the speaker can only send a message every so often. the messages read "please answer me. please fucking answer me. fucking answer me. fucking answer me." eleven days later: "please answer." eleven days later: "please answer." long silence follows. Same calendar grid, many months later. Same speaker. Message reads "I don't think I have anything. I don't think i can have anything. I don't even know how I'm talking to you." eleven days later: "I don't know how to have something. I don't have a magnetometer."
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 26/03/2026
post a non religious picture you think of as holy
sigourney weaver as ripley at the end of alien
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 14/03/2026
oh no the algorithm has figured out that i would like to be very very shiny
yet another damn instagram ad
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 28/02/2026
hm? oh, that's my emotional support doofus
yusuke godai giving the ole thumbs-up
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 09/02/2026
head on over to the jeff wall retrospective at mocca for an accurate photographic representation of how i‘m doing
“Insomnia”, a 1994 work by vancouver-based photographer Jeff Wall. a large-scale photograph of a man lying prone on the floor of a dingy kitchen, under a table. the photo is mounted in an aluminum-framed light box, giving it a luminous glow
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 22/01/2026
hi honey i’m home. i brought groceries
progesterone and a crunchwrap
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 08/01/2026
oh shit hold up The Postmodern Prometheus is on
still from the cold open of the X-Files episode “The Postmodern Prometheus”. A house is enveloped in a striped circus-like tent while Cher’s cover of The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Anymore is playing
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 08/01/2026
jesus christ i hate linkedin so much
some jackass got startups to sponsor his wedding and he put their logos on his ugly ill-fitting suit like he was a race car driver
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 05/01/2026
hello, please enjoy selections from my week of increasingly pointed co-star horoscopes
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
You don't have to punish yourself for not having the life you thought you would have.YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
Stay feral.
Stop performing to meet others' expectations. That carefully constructed version of yourself is suffocating your real desires. The anger you feel isn't wrong—it's the sound of your true nature fighting for air. Listen to it.YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
You're too nice.You are the dream, the nightmare, and the dream within the nightmare that becomes a dream.
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 29/12/2025
ok yeah that’s the good shit right there
mark rothko, “no. 1, white and red” (1962)
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 29/12/2025
i like this one because it feels like how i like cities to feel
robert rauschenberg, “story” (1964)
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 29/12/2025
for the entire two-hour runtime of shin kamen rider i'm just thinking "i would look so good in ruriko's leather trenchcoat"
a screengrab from Shin Kamen Rider (2023). a man and a woman stand far apart on a pier; he is wearing kind of silly looking body armor and a red scarf. she's in a brown leather trench, black turtleneck, black leather gloves and black leather tall heeled boots
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 28/12/2025
this morning’s ambiance
everyday, by yo la tengo
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 12/12/2025
i don’t know that that’s entirely true
Your day at a glance
It doesn't matter how others see you, what matters is how you see yourself.
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 08/12/2025
roy scheider in "all that jazz"; he's looking at himself in the bathroom mirror in the morning, exhausted, chainsmoking, eyes bloodshot, propped up by amphetamines, wearily making jazz hands and saying "it's showtime, folks"
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 03/12/2025
out for a morning walk and having a main character moment looking at bare tree branches and listening to alex walton sing about trying to forgive the scared boy she used to be and a city employee in his high-viz vest walking by waves at me and gestures to his ears and i know it's going to be annoying, it's always annoying, any time a city employee talks to me it's to tell me i shouldn't be walking where i'm walking or to hit on me while i'm sitting having a coffee, but i pop one noise-cancelling earbud out anyway because male socialization is fake but female socialization is real and girls are supposed to be polite, and he tells me it's a beautiful morning, which is true, and he tells me jesus is coming soon and jesus loves me, which may or may not be true, and i say that's nice, and he says it again, smiling, beaming, jesus loves me, and i say at least someone does, i guess, and put my earbud back in and walk away, and there's no point to any of this, it's just how my morning walks go sometimes
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 25/11/2025
of course you are babygirl, my mistake
pink dot black dot
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 22/11/2025
huh. learning truly is a lifelong journey
Nonmonogamy Compass Results placing me far enough in the “polycule slutcloud” quadrant that the dot is off the edge of the chart
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 18/11/2025
thinking about Her (the canadian national TurboTrain)
the CN Rail TurboTrain, an odd-looking gas turbine passenger train with a bright orange nose cone
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 06/11/2025
dunno. sounds fake
it’s my co-star horoscope
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