Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 10hwatching a 4:3 movie in 16:9 so everybody looks thicccccc 010 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 15/10/2026for a very long time my life did not feel like my life, and even though that’s no longer the case, it does feel like the bad or non-decisions i made during those four decades has fucked the remainder of my life to a degree that exceeds my means to fix it 030 3
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 15/10/2026email from my landlord that opens with a chipper “hope you had a lovely weekend!” you’re evicting me motherfucker, how do you think my fucking weekend was 040 4
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 14/10/2026washed my hair last night and lost a frankly alarming amount of it. i assume it's stress 020 2
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Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 13/10/2026i'm in. not for sexual reasons, i just could really use a do-over 120 2
Reposted by Werner Herhogeva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 11/10/2026"Got a job for you, 621. The header div isn't center aligned. Get out there and make me proud." 23810 38
Reposted by Werner HerhogAboorrent Abby @abhorrentabby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Being trans is a lot like Gundam. You're thrust to the front line of a war you didn't make. Random adults want to kill you. Char is there. 232328682 2.3K
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 08/10/2026the feminine desire to be accurately & lovingly described 030 3
Reposted by Werner HerhogWerner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 09/07/2026are there any careers for beautiful women on the far side of middle age who are kind of idiots with it 151 5
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 06/10/2026looking at instagram and giving myself body dysmorphia 010 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 06/10/2026looking at the news and giving myself treatment-resistant depression 111 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 06/10/2026looking at job postings and giving myself anxiety 100 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 06/10/2026looking at rental and real estate listings and giving myself an ulcer 110 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 06/10/2026lmao i got the same one recently and was momentarily incensed 010 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 02/10/2026my options are either dissociate so i can function, or curl into a ball on the floor while my stomach eats itself from stress 010 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 01/10/2026i think this is like the fifth time i've seen slash need lol 010 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 01/10/2026glad i put on a cute outfit even though it’s just the danforth music hall 030 3
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 01/10/2026at the sink in the women’s room between two other girls and a woman walks in and bursts out “oh my god you all look incredible” felt p good ngl 150 5
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 30/09/2026when my jaw aches from stress-clenching it all day and i think “i wouldn’t have to do this if i were dead” more than once every ten minutes it’s probably time for bed 021 2
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 29/09/2026my fingernails chip so easily lately, they've just suddenly become as weak and brittle as my psyche, i don't know if this is a pathetic fallacy deal or what 010 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 29/09/2026further solidifying my "fuck that guy in particular" stance, geddy lee is stumping for brad bradford 030 3
Reposted by Werner Herhogkat claws @kat.meangirls.online · 28/09/2026Asimov's Three Laws of Sucking & Fucking 1133 13
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 28/09/2026yeah, i know, that's what mastodon is for, etc 020 2
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 28/09/2026frog gets permabanned for creating 99 sockpuppet accounts in three minutes 120 2
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 28/09/2026i’m bored. if this gets a hundred likes i’ll post pussy 320 3
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 28/09/2026not many people realize that homosexuality is genetically passed down from uncle to niece but four out of five scientists agree that “sure, yeah, whatever, probably” 011 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 26/09/2026we could have learned actual lessons from covid and improved ventilation & filtration in schools which would have helped literally everyone, but that would have cost money 110 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 26/09/2026because i mask in indoor congregate settings i only get sick once every few years and that's bad enough, i don't miss when i would go through this two or more times every single winter 110 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 26/09/2026there were a few things i was looking forward to doing this weekend and the weather is beautiful outside and i've just been lying in a bed which now resembles basecamp at the foot of Used Tissue Mountain 120 2
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 26/09/2026it’s weird when the worst of your illness fades overnight and then you wake up the next morning like “huh. what was all _ that_ about” 010 1
Reposted by Werner HerhogA.J. Wilden🏳️⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026) dir. Jane Schoenbrun 0396108 396
Reposted by Werner HerhogDahlia @robotranny.soy · 25/09/2026definitely have not seen enough nsfw art of canadarm 1176 17
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 25/09/2026i guess it would be weird if a baby was born otherwise normal but it came out pre-loaded with an encyclopedic knowledge of the flintstones 010 1
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 25/09/2026speaking as an olympic-level fumbler, this resonates with me 120 2
Werner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 25/09/2026i have been unable to stay awake for longer than ten minutes at a time all day 020 2
