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SiviSpacemanPablum

@sivispaceman.bsky.social
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Lead-brained hose drinker aspiring to crotchety old manhood, beloved by follow farmers and bots, liked by jerry once Occasional bad language and other bad stuff but mostly lawful good on good days

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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 5h
The chairs weigh 2000 pounds and cost $20,000, etc
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 7h
We pay money for this?
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 14h
Me, looking at the Cornyn roasted GOP after this election: 🎵Did you cook them in the dishwasher?🎵
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 15h
Pretty sure this means the aliens can appreciate our art which is the only rational explanation for why they haven’t yet destroyed us
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 16h
Microsoft watching the Adobe Teams account this morning: 👀
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The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/06/0 Flawed cultural treasures
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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not exactly Bank of America also not not etc
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moving that money South of the Border (laudatory)
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Look at this busted ass bot, index off by >1
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We used to be a proper country
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This actually happened today: Reporter: Are you worried about the outbreak in Russia? Trump: I am. This guy never worries about anything. Him admitting to worrying about something should be news! Him worrying about the plague should be even bigger news! I’m going to watch 12 monkeys 🤪
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks like a hearse that can’t fit a full sized coffin
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is for anyone whose children are settling into uni. And extra warm wishes if you're now an 'empty nester'. It takes a while to get used to walking around the house in your pants and watching Canal Adventures on the telly, but you can do this!
WhatsApp  conversation between Dad and offspring at university:

How do I set the washing machine?

What are you washing?

A T-shirt

What does it say on the T-shirt?

Pink Floyd 
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BP: take the train
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New Saturday
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Demetri, you steak too juicy, your lobster too buttery, your books too many, they’ll kill you
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chat is it good to bless the hackerbot with moral authority if we can pull it off
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If he loses the midterms he’s never refilling that pool
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎵 There was a sudden drop in your training loss 🎵
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Lamborghini Dècapator
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mans was getting his ass beat the whole fight then had the win and ran away smdh
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve been thinking about this all day. Look at this insane use of you’re
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
While singing Memories
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now that’s it’s spooky season I ask once again: who the hell is Rockwell and how tf did he get Michael effing Jackson to sing BACKUP vocals??
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Insane use of you’re
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Diesel market in shambles
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is high art
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TheIndependent @realindependent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amazingly mortal wound here, might rethink my lottery dreams
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just imagine if the EU hadn’t mandated USB-C everywhere, we’d have some USB-G2x shit by now and only 1 device accepts it
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is mind bending but also isn’t the sex cult kinda the same thing, for this purpose
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I were a CEO I would simply not sign long term contracts until we find out who won the arms race
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just love that we’re melting each others brains on the descent
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We will get two headed bears irl before we get Fallout 5
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m upping my p(doom) 🎵
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love watching their story evolve every time it comes in contact with reality
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You're gonna be the first A.I. in Guantanamo
America.gov screenshot 

Q: Has Congress declared war against Iran or authorized an AUMF?

I'll confirm the current official record on whether Congress has declared war on Iran or passed an AUMF.

No. Official congressional measures state that Congress has not declared war on Iran and has not enacted a specific Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) against Iran.

The Constitution gives Congress the power to declare war (Article I, Section 8). Operations against Iran have been conducted under presidential Article Il authority and reported under the War Powers Resolution, which some Members dispute. That is not a court ruling or legal advice.

S.J. Res. 184 (findings)

S.J. Res. 171

S.J. Res. 172
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like I should get some tokens back every time Claude says “you’re right”
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feels like this kind of government message might push some unstable people over the edge Is this thing running on gpt-4o
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starlink probably has a handy map
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Election season gonna have all kinds of technical problems that act like a collective thumb on the scale, just oops all the way down
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Government super intelligence sliding off the cracker
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Like a fortune cookie with no fortune
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tell me more about that second part “…if the assets backing the debt cannot be sold” sounds like risky debt
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can buy our debt but not our company
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re gonna need a bigger volcano
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it…is it dr doom
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They won’t admit to hacking Bank of America until after the midterms but you know that’s what’s next
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, scrolling endlessly: well, I guess It’s not Happening tonight
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