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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 21h

I would get leg extensions to make myself 7’4” and buy the Lamborghini Dècaptor

Very tall man in a roofless Lambo, his whole head extends well above where a roof should be and his chin is above the danger zone. Airbags would preserve his chest but someone else would have to find his melon down the road. I would do this for $25m

SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

So many crazy things, like it takes 2.5 pounds of pig shit to earn one dollar In the next paragraph it’s over 7 pounds of cow shit to make a buck

Iowa pigs produce 100 billion pounds of manure for 40 billion dollars, or 2.5 pounds per dollar

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Iowa may have nothing, but they do produce 170 BILLION pounds of shit every year, if you’re into that sort of thing

Article from Sentient Media estimating Iowa produces 170 billion pounds of animal manure per year

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I hope he feels weak and small and stupid but I also don’t like that other guy one bit. Good job everyone

Trump wincing in pain while trying to salute the too-low flyover he ordered and Xi just kinda shrugs and thinks “we make those too now”

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Friendship with jerry ended, etc

My nonsense reply garnered 7 likes, that’s enough posting for one night

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Gonna steal your thermodynamics and temporarily make it my own to survive another day Might fuck around and make it permanent

Photosynthetic sea cow, a wee marine creature that stole photosynthesis from algae forever ago and made it their own. Prometheus wept

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Bryan Johnson to his baby clone:

Screenshot from the Covid anti-vax skit where Sam says “then die”

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I hate the crypto stuff but remain fascinated by bitcoin as the biggest try-hard example out there, the touchstone for the whole enterprise The biggest problem with bitcoin is polymarket, kalshi, and draft kings. They shot their shot on apes and slurp juice then better (stupider) things came along

Bitcoin down 25% over the past 6 months but is algorithmically stable around 64k, with occasional bursts of activity trying to push it back to solvency. Saylor wept

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Beware, the earth is trying to kill us

Four severe weather alerts near me and my guns are useless against them

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Omg I of course I’m gonna click on that 😂

Helen picks up a slur label within 2 minutes of poasting. Nothing escapes the algorithm’s notice

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

ODNI has an opening for Division Chief in McLean. LinkedIn tells me 5 people have clicked apply as of yesterday AI said I wasn’t a good fit tho

LinkedIn posting from ODNI for a Division Chief opening showing 5 people have clicked apply, and AI offering to help assess your fit or tailor your resume my god what is even happening

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I have decided to become the median voter

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

The system isn’t broken, it was built this way? Help, mods, I am being radicalized

Screenshot of findmypolitics.com telling me I have slightly low System Trust which surely must be an underestimate

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

A musical artist who has acted in a film Gene Simmons

Gene Simmons (lead singer of KISS) without makeup makes a pretty convincing villain in Runaway (1984)

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

The muppet Martians were made in the image of their creators, the Space Meeps

Martian muppets with their big googly eyes and mouths

Hubble photograph of the Martian gods, the Space Meeps, also having big googly eyes but, weirdly, no mouths

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Curse of Ra handily includes a shield spell for just this sort of thing

A glorious, bedazzling hieroglyph from the CURSE OF RA cast upon Adobe (and rightly so) that looks like I’m casting a shield spell to protect myself from the CURSE OF RA

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Meh, it’s all water under that bridge we just blew up for no reason

Stonks recovered from overnight passions after sleeping off the drugs and taking new ones. Dow Jones barely down and S&P slightly up after processing the news that our president has mashed potato brains and we’re running on fumes

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Don’t miss the Tom cruise burn in the kicker 😂

Highlighted text says “a muscular man who is 6ft 5in and weighs 250lb compared to what Tom Cruise offered in the 2012 film” and man I’m just saying, “offered” was a choice

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

HHS Secretary eating twinkies ass

Secretary of, um, health? And human services? He’s holding a man sized Twinkie upside down and we can’t really tell what his face is doing back there but they both seem happy

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Every day new baggies are like “if it hits 68 again I’m taking my losses and quitting crypto forevah” and the algorithm groans and struggles to keep Saylor solvent

I have too many pics of btc price fluctuations to keep them straight anymore and I don’t even use this drug, but anyway the price keeps wanting to lie down and take a nap but the whales and their algos must moon. I dislike knowing these things

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Algorithmically, we’ve got this. Never mind the slow leak from Those Who Refuse to Hodl. Once we weed out the bagholders we’ll have all these bags for ourselves

Try as they might to get it up, the price of btc continues to slowly soften

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Halp my store of value is leaking value all over the floor

Google chart showing the price of magic internet money has declined precisely 28.14% over the past month. One bitcoin is still insanely overpriced at $64,606, keeping the dream alive for many.

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Just another normal Wednesday on bluesky

Discover feed showing three posts in a row about trump, from different perspectives, with dril being the weird one as usual

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Can’t believe I saved this horror to my roll just to summarize it for the people, but here’s the short version

Kid Rock giving everyone in America the finger while riding an exercise bike inside a sauna. Real Americans are famous for doing this

RFK jr gets in a hot tub with his pants on but no shirt. Real Americans are famous for doing this

RFK jr asking where the kid is, which is a totally normal thing real Americans do all the time. His belly button is frowning at us

Just two dudes, one wearing jeans, relaxing in the pool with glasses of whole milk, which – you guessed it! – is something real Americans are famous for doing

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I would like to apologize to my neighbors for their misfortune of co-localization in embedded space next to my unhinged skeets

Me (spaceman) and my neighbors (Presbyterian USA Communion??) probably both agree that uniform manifold projections are better than t-distributed stochastic neighbor embeddings to preserve spatial relationships

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Ok I think it’s safe (🤞) Tag yourself, I’m

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SiviSpacePumpkin @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

XKCD author: I invented the Wobbly Foundation for Critical Infrastructure as a cautionary tale Cloudflare: At long last we’ve finally built the Wobbly Foundation for Critical Infrastructure from the famous XKCD comic Don’t Build the Wobbly Foundation for Critical Infrastructure