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SiviSpacemanPablum

@sivispaceman.bsky.social
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Lead-brained hose drinker aspiring to crotchety old manhood, beloved by follow farmers and bots, liked by jerry once Occasional bad language and other bad stuff but mostly lawful good on good days

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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 12h
Diesel market in shambles
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TheIndependent @realindependent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 13h
Amazingly mortal wound here, might rethink my lottery dreams
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 13h
Just imagine if the EU hadn’t mandated USB-C everywhere, we’d have some USB-G2x shit by now and only 1 device accepts it
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 14h
If I were a CEO I would simply not sign long term contracts until we find out who won the arms race
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m upping my p(doom) 🎵
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You're gonna be the first A.I. in Guantanamo
America.gov screenshot 

Q: Has Congress declared war against Iran or authorized an AUMF?

I'll confirm the current official record on whether Congress has declared war on Iran or passed an AUMF.

No. Official congressional measures state that Congress has not declared war on Iran and has not enacted a specific Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) against Iran.

The Constitution gives Congress the power to declare war (Article I, Section 8). Operations against Iran have been conducted under presidential Article Il authority and reported under the War Powers Resolution, which some Members dispute. That is not a court ruling or legal advice.

S.J. Res. 184 (findings)

S.J. Res. 171

S.J. Res. 172
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like I should get some tokens back every time Claude says “you’re right”
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feels like this kind of government message might push some unstable people over the edge Is this thing running on gpt-4o
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Government super intelligence sliding off the cracker
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tell me more about that second part “…if the assets backing the debt cannot be sold” sounds like risky debt
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can buy our debt but not our company
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re gonna need a bigger volcano
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it…is it dr doom
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They won’t admit to hacking Bank of America until after the midterms but you know that’s what’s next
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, scrolling endlessly: well, I guess It’s not Happening tonight
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I feel like the Discover feed is saying “here’s 5 minutes of Content, don’t hit refresh too soon or we’ll run out of Content and show you the Bad Stuff”
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why not just agree to the 7 day ceasefire if you’re already planning to hold your fire for another 6 weeks
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
McDonald’s: you know what this busted ass country needs right now Me: McRib McDonald’s: no son, you need a remodeled brick faced store with a high protein menu and you’re gonna get it, in 10 years
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We are not even close to ready for this, Nathan
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey has anyone seen Idiocracy
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like, people understand the alternative is Vivek right? (Narrator: no they are incapable of such things)
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I did this at the holiday party last year and ended up in a meeting with HR. It was more about my drinking than my suit but still, keep this in mind
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope he feels weak and small and stupid but I also don’t like that other guy one bit. Good job everyone
Trump wincing in pain while trying to salute the too-low flyover he ordered and Xi just kinda shrugs and thinks “we make those too now”
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Send someone different to Congress this season. Let’s try something new
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have we tried freebasing the Content yet? I feel like that’s gotta be next somehow
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re selling dollars for 31 cents on Polymarket rn
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump is going to sue soooo many pollsters this season
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, Listifcations, I saw that too. How dare they block us for harmless revelry. Yes, the nuclear block seems appropriate. Fire when ready
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zillion dollar idea, free for the taking: nicotine, but in the dude wipes
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Friendship with jerry ended, etc
My nonsense reply garnered 7 likes, that’s enough posting for one night
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Probably nothing, thankfully half the signal was blocked by America with some help from our allies on both ends
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good thing we’re signaling with the no-longer-dual-purpose thingys I guess
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Psychodrama circus, you say? (in the tiniest font my poor old eyes can tolerate) Fuck me, I’m in
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People quote Pong but our one true touchstone is DOOM
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It was the Supreme Intelligence in the targeting room with the Tomahawks, and it was the Extreme Intelligence in the intel room with the Chinese ship full of nuke parts, but it’s the Superior Intelligence in the slop factory that makes the memes he loves
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Throne sniffers denied access to the heady aroma of Throne
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mr president sir you should absolutely ban the beloved pastime of your few remaining supporters right before an election Also, require corn gas in the boat motors, they love that stuff
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey remember when trump was super interested in the gold at Fort Knox last year, has anyone done a recount Just curious as I ponder the fate of world’s reserve currency
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait, context/conversation compaction is handled by a scheming vizier??
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone showed trump the future and he knows it’s going up a LOT more before it comes tumbling down like a rocket ship
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today’s rage tweet was approved by the day team but the fate of tonight’s unhinged nonsense rests in Natalie’s loving embrace
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The crazy thing is, if he was coherent enough to understand his circumstances he’d totally support what they’re doing to him to maintain party control Weirdly poetic conclusion to the Mitch McConnell saga, an empty shell trapped in his own machine
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A Flock of Shoggoths is called an eye
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Helluva kicker tho “along with consequences substantially more severe than the loss of your investment” Investing in us doesn’t just risk your money! Odds are low tho
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The government should just nationalize energy and make it a jerbs program to buy off sunbelt politicos
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Each week they give him bigger shoes, hoping the problem will eventually solve itself
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just gonna slip last last one in as if it weighs as much as the others
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The funniest part is someone probably lied to trump and said the SPR would last through the elections and now he has like 6 more weeks of a slow moving disaster before the midterms
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@girlpowertbh

My bf keeps muttering to himself "we had to get through Hoover to get to FDR" like it's a prayer
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