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You can call me Al.

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I said rock. What's the matter with you rock?

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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BBC News - Tories pledge to remove £100,000 childcare 'cliff edge' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Ima need a smaller violin
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Conservatives pledge to scrap £100,000 childcare 'cliff edge'
Party leader Kemi Badenoch tells the BBC that she wants to see "people who work harder" not getting punished for doing so.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can somebody stop 2026 please; I want to get off.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm wondering what first attracted a convicted money launderer to The Reform Party.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fortunately, Ed Davey & Zack Polanski are achingly competent and serious and can take up the slack.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fucking liberal judges are going to steal $5,000 from every single American adult. SMH
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: The Cramps Hawkwind Dr and the Medics Chumbawamba Conflict The Pogues World Domination Enterprises Eat Static Mistys Big Adventure Leftfield
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BBC News - Right-wing commentator Milo Yiannopoulos detained by ICE www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Right-wing commentator Milo Yiannopoulos detained by ICE
The British citizen, who lives and works in the US, has supported Trump and ICE agents in the past.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Imagine returning to work after the summer hols and some cunt's put up a fucking picture of Ann Widdecombe in your absence!
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nom fuckig nom.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger The Jesus, Mary and Joseph Chain
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#TeamAndy
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Infantino cones out in support of FIFA President.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fash gotta fash, ldo.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fewer childhood jabs or single shot vaccines. For the love of fuck, just how thick is the Donald?
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Snork
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Why does a mainstream party offer up an ex-nazi as a candidate then abjectly fail to support said candidacy? I honestly don't get it
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Are they a bit too fash for his tastes?
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
So the US military killed everyone on a medevac plane by testing a GPS weapon. futurism.com/science-ener...
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It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico
A days-long electronic warfare drill was one of the causes behind the loss of a four-passenger medevac flight.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Vomit.gif
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
BBC News - Reform UK reports Zack Polanski to police over guillotine t-shirt post www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Reform UK reporting Green leader Zack Polanski to police over Instagram post
The post included a photo of a man wearing a top featuring the name "Nigel" alongside an image of a guillotine.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Which will we lose first to imaginary climate change? Like for Bordeaux Rebleet for Madrid
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Tomos Doran @portraitinflesh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This "poem", which is yet again doing the rounds on Facebook, will one day, I'm certain, be studied as a key cultural artefact of our time. There's no more perfect encapsulation of how reactionary social views come clothed as innocent nostalgia, a defining phenomenon of early 21st century Discourse.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nope, sorry; again but slower please.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lololol
lol @ Monte Independencia
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
As for people doing it with coffee, what are you, babies?
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Balls
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I blame Belgium for today's tantrum.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Relying on you Clactonites. #Turboflounce
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Will McAlpine @willmcalpine.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"School shootings! Crippling student loans! Morbid obesity! High fructose corn syrup! White supremacists! Privatised healthcare! Donald Trump! Cheese in a can, can you hear me, Cheese in a can! Your boys took one hell of a beating! Your boys took one hell of a beating!"
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Ian Hall @ian64.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I used to work part-time at an agency that dissuaded Germans from visiting Scotland. Now it's a nein-to-Fyfe job.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not the worst thing the Belgians have done to an African country tbf
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Philip J Fry: Not That Shocked
ALT: Philip J Fry: Not That Shocked
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Crimea fucking river.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
3% Dubai tho. I disgust myself.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Surely baking temperatures are a requirement for Gregg's to produce their wares?
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My Right Wing Archetype Political Profile: You have a weak affinity to the Libertarian, the Free Marketeer, and the Traditionalist. Your overall right-wing affinity is 22%. Take the quiz here: www.edrith.co.uk/p/discover-y... moryscarter.com/vespr/starpl...
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Discover your right-wing archetype profile
A right-wing archetype political quiz
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Policy announcements that could have saved Keir.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 22/06/2026
Can confirm that no trouble is expected this evening in Belfast after Jeffrey Donaldson was found guilty of raping and sexually assaulting two children.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Grats to Andy Burnham on becoming MP for Makerfield and on his imminent coronation.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
How long til we can field a football team of Prime Ministers?
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm hoping Keir comes out flanked by a fox furry & animatronic dustbin guy.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It seems The Ovenden Window has shifted.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
lol, did it ever even open?
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Jesus! Just how far are they making them run next time?
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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 16/06/2026
i would simply not enjoy using the internet anymore if i had to do posts like these under my real name.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Fair
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Kemi is just a disgusting human really.
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You can call me Al. @sirtop.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Makefield isn't a place. Josh Simons isn't an MP. Stop gaslighting me.
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