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@sirivplouff.bsky.social
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they/them Cryptid? No I’m a crypdidn’t. Queer | Witch | Author | Heathen Support me monthly: patreon.com/sirivincentplouff

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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been really sick the last few days and today the fatigue is truly awful. But thankfully there are still seasons of the Great British Baking Show I haven’t watched. In my fantasies I bake all of my own bread and it’s heavenly
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can’t go to your thing. I have to attend to my agonies
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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This poor cat has been fated to answer phones in a call center for life.
White cat with black markings that look like a call center headset
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Listening to my Goth & Chill playlist on this rainy Friday
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fun fact: Libertarians who smoke weed always think they're Left-Wing, mostly because they're dumb as hell. Glad I could clear that up.
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A creator I really like shared a bunch of her Autumn-themed playlists and now I have a 7 hour playlist to jam to
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The thing about writing fiction is that you have to do it for the pure love of telling stories. It will be years before your book is published - if it ever is published! You have to do this because you love it. #writingcommunity
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 15/09/2026
Colleges could subsidize books for students rather than paying for premium versions of ChatGPT
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have finally settled on a planner for next year and now my brain can finally get off this hamster wheel
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For the month of September I’m running a sale on my “Queering the Runes” course! A lecture for each rune, introductory material, and a cohort of students? Yes pls! Use code “back2runeschool” for 20% off! lore-academy.teachable.com/p/queering-t...
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Queering the Runes
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Säde RavenEyes @saderaveneyes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If anyone is interested in an EXCELLENT book on Runes, with a focus on Queer Identity and Ancestors Work, Queering the Runes has been of a tremendous help in my first year of studying the Runes (and also in my current second one!) #PaganSky www.sirivincentplouff.com/shop/p/queer...
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Queering the Runes — Siri Vincent Plouff
Queering the Runes is a contemporary, inclusive, and forward-thinking approach to the runes that focuses on finding queer experience, life, and joy in the Elder Futhark. Siri comes to the runes as a ...
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Writers: promoting your books is hard work. It’s essential, and it’s also a constant, because ideally new people are discovering your work all the time. So I’m gonna challenge myself to promote my books on at least one platform every day, and track it in my bullet journal
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Welp … I’m reaping the consequences (Fibro flare) of my actions (going to the State Fair). It was worth it tho!
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Being the mom friend is a state of mind
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Ryan C. Smith @rcsmitheco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Unfortunately, the macroeconomic case for the tech that AI data centers promise rests on a pointless fantasy that, if it came true, would destroy consumerism and leave much of the world unemployed & starving. Said fantasy also isn't happening, so yes, data centers are wasteful boondoggles.
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ah yes … an early September evening … house to myself … time to watch “The Talented Mr. Ripley”
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Might fuck around and write some poetry
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wanna learn more about what I've been up to as a writer these days? Check out my September newsletter on Patreon! And if you're a paid subscriber, this includes some creative prompts for accessing your gold. My gift to you! www.patreon.com/SiriVincentP...
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Newsletter: September | Siri Vincent Plouff
Well hello there! It's still hot here in MN but I am starting to feel some crisp air in the mornings. Some of the earliest winter trees have
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You leave my weird Midwestern corn people alone
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I might do something unhinged and backfill my 5 year diary for the entirety of 2026. I just need to feel something
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 25/08/2026
a thread of AI-free images of dolly parton as an angel
dolly dressed as an angel
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Whew, stressful thing I've been putting off for weeks done. Now I'm going to write my monthly Patreon meditation
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Important announcement now published on the Heathen's Journey Podcast Feed: open.spotify.com/episode/5VNS...
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Announcement: S3 Removed from Spotify
Heathen's Journey Podcast · Episode
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/08/2026
I love Minneapolis
Jake Lang, a Nazi asshole, getting his ass picturesquely whooped in downtown Minneapolis by a person dressed as Spider-Man

I cannot overstate how much this photo looks like a comic book cover

Photo credit Chris Juhn Photography
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just had the most depressing realization: I've been getting scam emails from "agents," "book clubs," and "acquiring editors" who will comment in detail on Queering the Runes. As if they've read it. I bet they're feeding my work to GenAI. Fuck all of this. #writingcommunity #writing
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Medic Kim @medickimw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All these stories of cops getting investigated/fired for misusing Flock and it bothers me bc this is literally all people were asking for this whole time- accountability. So we can do it for misusing technology but not for people dying?!?!
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jennifer’s Body is so well written akshully
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Save me late 90s/early 2000s research montages
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m girls
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is why we’re all collecting physical media again. Seriously fuck streaming services
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 17/08/2026
SFF worldbuilding advice--quick and dirty way to make your fictional religion seem real is to give it contradictions, and if there's a text involved, put in a few jumps of logic between scripture and actual belief and practice. It's like adding perspective to a drawing, BOOM 3D.
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can I come over and concern you?
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Save me Oatstraw infusion #herbalism
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm so upset about the educational crisis in the US that I've signed up to do homework help through my public library
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 13/08/2026
The White House normally gets $2.5 million a year for maintenance. Trump’s team has allocated $875 million.   That’s 350 years’ worth of the usual budget spent by a single administration.
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm not teaching this coming month, but there are some awesome classes with cool teachers! Check it out!
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
institutions need to get ahead of the curve and put a no smart glasses policy in place immediately unless they want a lawsuit that they will absolutely lose on their hands
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This also happens all the time with regular cops stalking their exes through community surveillance. Not surprising at all. And also - thank you @wired.com for reporting
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 13/08/2026
JUST DISCOVERED THAT THERE'S VIDEO!
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 13/08/2026
Public service for those who didn't/couldn't see it Happy Thursday :)
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
[A pic of an orange cat wearing a crocheted sun around it's face followed by a pic of someone holding a black cat up in front of the orange cat]
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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Grittybeard @grittybeard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's heartbreaking in many places but right off the bat you get into how the Satanic panic wasn't a funny little thing like you thought it was if you're of a certain age. Very, very good book and yeah they actually believe all of this stuff, and are acting like it. Which is terrifying.
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It’s a great day to vote for Peggy Flanagan 🙂‍↕️❤️‍🔥
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Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy Election Day! Polls are open until 8PM. If you say you oppose ICE and stand with immigrant communities, then you CANNOT vote for Angie Craig who voted for the Laken Riley Act and thanked ICE.
Jason Chavez with an “I voted” sticker
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 10/08/2026
I have heard there's been a fancy new update that tells you when someone follows you from a starter pack Let's try it out, what do you say? Pleasantly surprise a few human artists :D
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RI DaSēr @sotreu.blacksky.app · 11/08/2026
Were YOU not aware that it is an AAVE term that had been in circulation amongst Black communities decades before white people started appropriating it in the 2010s?
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i encourage all of you, regardless of your age, to not take this shit advice
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Gen Z job seekers should be willing to work for free, long hours, 'willing to do anything, says Squarespace
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BY ORIANNA ROSA ROYLE
July 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM PDT
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Writing for my career is very strange. I love doing it, but I also burn out and have to be careful. Personal deadlines are important until I start feeling guilty on days I don’t write. And I love doing it! But that doesn’t mean it’s not work! It’s a very strange position to be in
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
*puts on the Gilded Age and sips my shitty cheap ramen* I could fix them
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Siri // 🥀🐺 @sirivplouff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Can’t sleep thinking about notebooks
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