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Ehren Ohkneel

@ehrenohkneel.bsky.social
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First I was over there, now I am over here. Continuing to trend towards eliciting "okay, grandma" responses. ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶

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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 2m
Imagine booing Freddie Freeman, who cried when your shitty team didn’t want to resign him.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 1h
The difference in the vibe/energy between a regular season and post-season baseball games is absolutely mental. One is half-paying attention and chit chatting over a beer and the other one is possible collective self-harm with every pitch.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 7h
really appreciate the consistency of voice in the pointer sisters' core catalog, which breaks down as: • i hadn't thought about fucking you • upon reflection, i gotta fuck you rn • when are you gonna man up and fuck me • i fucking wrecked you • it's wrecking me thinking of fucking you • neutrons
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 17h
Arod puts human growth hormone on his ears.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 17h
I really don't want the Brewers to win this game but man will I laugh my ass off if they do.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 17h
How happy are the Padres right now that Michael King didn't have sex nine months ago?
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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 06/10/2026
Working families nationwide are all saying the same thing: Shit’s too expensive. Groceries, rent, utilities, gas - everything is skyrocketing. This economy is broken. This November, let’s send pro-worker candidates to Congress and create an economy that works for all of us!
Shit's too expensive | My union, my right, my vote | AFL-CIO
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 20h
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 22h
That’s my Kiké. I love him.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 22h
KIKÉ FUCKING HERNÁNDEZ!!!!
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 23h
What base running was less than elegant but I’ll take it.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 23h
But they promised Karen Bass they’d hold off until after the election!
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 23h
God damn Yamamoto is good.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 23h
What do you guys think the cell phone belt holster per capita is in that stadium right now? God damn I couldn’t be in that place for one fucking second. WOOF.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 23h
Man, I love watching Mookie Betts play baseball.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 23h
MOOOOOKIEEEEE BETTSSSSSS
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just a reminder that 9/11 was a scant 25 years ago when you consider the state's willingness to put corruptible assets capable of high speeds on public roads without a single law being passed about proper licensing requirements or standards of "autonomous" vehicles.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know that there has always been different versions of this same experience that don't involve the rectangle of doom that lives in all of our pockets but.. boy do I hate confronting the question of deleting someone's contact info when they have passed away.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used to work with a sound guy that if you talked for him for more than 15 minutes at a time would start telling you detailed explanations about lizard people in the government.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
White Sox are totally going to the WS this year.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bro, what in the E Division Gay Softball was that throw from the Yankees CF?!?!?!?! Whaaaaaaa????/
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here we go, more "king hat" bullshit. "Knowledge work"?!?!?!
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow it's like the Rays realized that if they just put the ball into play that they will likely score runs. It's almost as though 2024 never happened.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s very reliable. Once you see it you won’t unsee it. bsky.app/profile/edbu...
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the elections should be moved to the beginning of January so every one that enjoys Christmas tv watching can see unhinged commercials non-stop for a month instead of me, a fan of baseball and the WNBA.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh look, it’s the guy that didn’t think they should prosecute Bush or Cheney for the Iraq War, and covered up the death of a teenager for his own gain! What crimes will he think are permissible next?!
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The hush money for hushing people about the pedophile stuff he did to kids when he was a teacher and wrestling coach. The judge that sentenced him used the words “serial child molester” at his sentencing.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welcome back, Fredward!
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 04/10/2026
This Golden State Valkyries game balances overt homosexuality and wholesome family fun in a way that I had only previously experienced at a Village People concert. It’s like a lesbian megachurch.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man what a dipshit.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Yankees are getting no-hit into the 5th inning of the ALDS? Ellll ohhhhhh Elllllll
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now listen, I don’t think I know everything about everything, but I am pretty certain that this rises to meet the “King Hat” level of “what are you doing, you know the word for this.”
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love watching other people play baseball better than the Yankees in October. It's really enjoyable.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's wild to me that Amazon just sells totally made up books about real people and no lawyer has sued them into reconsidering that practice.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not my favorite but one of many.
youtu.be
Kids In The Hall - Fag!
YouTube video by Sílvio Góis
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who knew?!
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i got a great magnet today
a magnet that says, “the chicago grid system” with a picture of a tavern cut pizza
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a situation that should be addressed in the next CBA because working in this heat is dangerous for literally everyone in that stadium.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was not a hit if it was not literally 102 degrees out there. Acuna's speed is noticeably down.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My habit of barely ever looking at Instagram has worked out well but I must admit there is some good stuff there.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Skubal is looking like a guy that wins Cy Young Awards! That's pretty cool!
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a hell of a game.
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Jacob Pomrenke @buckweaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lake forever, trail for now. What a perfect fall afternoon in Chicago.
The rainbow tower at the end of Kathy Osterman Beach in Edgewater on the north side of Chicago overlooks the bright blue choppy waves of Lake Michigan shortly before sunset. In the distance is the skyline of downtown Chicago.A choppy wave from Lake Michigan crashes into the concrete walkway next to a “no swimming” icon painted onto the ground. The sand of Foster Beach is around the curve of the walkway. The skyline of downtown Chicago is visible in the distance.The bright pink exterior of Edgewater Beach Apartments peeks through the green leaves of a large tree on the Lakefront Trail. The setting sun is blocked by the large building, but the sky behind it is a bright mix of yellow and orange.A closeup of the shiny blue broken-glass mural on the underpass of Lake Shore Drive at Bryn Mawr Avenue.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dallas is winning this.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Paige, she’s real good at basketball.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t know why Chicago is pulling for the Valkyries so hard but go off I guess.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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