Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 2mImagine booing Freddie Freeman, who cried when your shitty team didn’t want to resign him. 195
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 1hThe difference in the vibe/energy between a regular season and post-season baseball games is absolutely mental. One is half-paying attention and chit chatting over a beer and the other one is possible collective self-harm with every pitch. 010
Reposted by Ehren Ohkneelmuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 7hreally appreciate the consistency of voice in the pointer sisters' core catalog, which breaks down as: • i hadn't thought about fucking you • upon reflection, i gotta fuck you rn • when are you gonna man up and fuck me • i fucking wrecked you • it's wrecking me thinking of fucking you • neutrons 1518228
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 17hI really don't want the Brewers to win this game but man will I laugh my ass off if they do. 020
Reposted by Ehren OhkneelRoger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 17hHow happy are the Padres right now that Michael King didn't have sex nine months ago? 0132
Reposted by Ehren OhkneelAFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 06/10/2026Working families nationwide are all saying the same thing: Shit’s too expensive. Groceries, rent, utilities, gas - everything is skyrocketing. This economy is broken. This November, let’s send pro-worker candidates to Congress and create an economy that works for all of us! 2256
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 23hWhat base running was less than elegant but I’ll take it. 030
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 23hBut they promised Karen Bass they’d hold off until after the election! 010
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 23hWhat do you guys think the cell phone belt holster per capita is in that stadium right now? God damn I couldn’t be in that place for one fucking second. WOOF. 161
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just a reminder that 9/11 was a scant 25 years ago when you consider the state's willingness to put corruptible assets capable of high speeds on public roads without a single law being passed about proper licensing requirements or standards of "autonomous" vehicles. 000
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I know that there has always been different versions of this same experience that don't involve the rectangle of doom that lives in all of our pockets but.. boy do I hate confronting the question of deleting someone's contact info when they have passed away. 000
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I used to work with a sound guy that if you talked for him for more than 15 minutes at a time would start telling you detailed explanations about lizard people in the government. 050
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026White Sox are totally going to the WS this year. 170
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bro, what in the E Division Gay Softball was that throw from the Yankees CF?!?!?!?! Whaaaaaaa????/ 000
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Here we go, more "king hat" bullshit. "Knowledge work"?!?!?! 220
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Wow it's like the Rays realized that if they just put the ball into play that they will likely score runs. It's almost as though 2024 never happened. 081
Reposted by Ehren OhkneelEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s very reliable. Once you see it you won’t unsee it. bsky.app/profile/edbu... 313514
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think the elections should be moved to the beginning of January so every one that enjoys Christmas tv watching can see unhinged commercials non-stop for a month instead of me, a fan of baseball and the WNBA. 140
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh look, it’s the guy that didn’t think they should prosecute Bush or Cheney for the Iraq War, and covered up the death of a teenager for his own gain! What crimes will he think are permissible next?! 041
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The hush money for hushing people about the pedophile stuff he did to kids when he was a teacher and wrestling coach. The judge that sentenced him used the words “serial child molester” at his sentencing. 051
Reposted by Ehren OhkneelMax Dubler 🏳️🌈 @maxdubler.com · 04/10/2026This Golden State Valkyries game balances overt homosexuality and wholesome family fun in a way that I had only previously experienced at a Village People concert. It’s like a lesbian megachurch. 1446152
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Yankees are getting no-hit into the 5th inning of the ALDS? Ellll ohhhhhh Elllllll 010
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Now listen, I don’t think I know everything about everything, but I am pretty certain that this rises to meet the “King Hat” level of “what are you doing, you know the word for this.” 120
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love watching other people play baseball better than the Yankees in October. It's really enjoyable. 080
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's wild to me that Amazon just sells totally made up books about real people and no lawyer has sued them into reconsidering that practice. 110
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not my favorite but one of many.youtu.beKids In The Hall - Fag!YouTube video by Sílvio Góis 100
Reposted by Ehren Ohkneelkatie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i got a great magnet today 1497
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is a situation that should be addressed in the next CBA because working in this heat is dangerous for literally everyone in that stadium. 172
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This was not a hit if it was not literally 102 degrees out there. Acuna's speed is noticeably down. 010
Reposted by Ehren OhkneelJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My habit of barely ever looking at Instagram has worked out well but I must admit there is some good stuff there. 2424
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Skubal is looking like a guy that wins Cy Young Awards! That's pretty cool! 020
Reposted by Ehren OhkneelJacob Pomrenke @buckweaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Lake forever, trail for now. What a perfect fall afternoon in Chicago. 0426
Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t know why Chicago is pulling for the Valkyries so hard but go off I guess. 010
Reposted by Ehren OhkneelArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social 61665228
Reposted by Ehren OhkneelDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 259184624880