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DevOps/DBA. Wargamer. Cheese Lover. Geek.

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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 02/01/2026
New Year's resolution: Use this app more
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Among video games selling 1 new physical unit in Oct (US): 360 Burnout Paradise 3DS Carnival Games: Wild West 3D GBA Incredibles 2: Rise of the Underminer NDA Imagine Fashion Stylist PC Spore PS2 Backyard Baseball (!!!!) PS3 Hasbro Family Game Night 3 PS4 Cooking Mama Cookstar XBX Ultra Bust A Move
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 15/08/2025
New work colleague unlocked 🦇🦇🦇
Close up photo of a brick wall and concrete fence post. A sleeping bat rests between them
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 11/05/2025
So before you ask why the house isn't clean please note I have started cleaning but while actioning this job I discovered this dirty keyboard in a cupboard and this discovery has caused some scope creep
Apple white keyboard in partly cleaned state. The top 3 rows are clean. The ASD row of keys is missing. The rest are dirty.
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𝕁, E-Ink Sicko™ @checkwithscience.com · 14/04/2025
what the fuck is the point of this? who makes money because this is happening?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak. Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 22/01/2025
Important map change announcement for UK citizens
Map of the North Sea, but it's labelled Gulf of Yorkshire
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Addy Osmani @addyosmani.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Must reads for web developers - how modern browsers work: 1️⃣ bit.ly/browsers-pt1 2️⃣ bit.ly/browsers-pt2 3️⃣ bit.ly/browsers-pt3 4️⃣ bit.ly/browsers-pt4 and browser.engineering a free to read book on the topic
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Jordan Sorcery @jordansorcery.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The Empire of Man was not always a part of the #Warhammer setting, nor even just "of man" either! Initially they were the Men of the West, but with WFRP and Ravening Hordes The Empire would start a journey to being one of the most important nations in The Old World! #TOW #WarhammerCommunity
Warhammer supplement Forces of Fantasy cover, with a clipping of the Men of the West bestiary entryThe Enemy Within WFRP supplement cover, with a clipping of an illustration of some Empire soldiersWarhammer supplement Ravening Hordes cover, with a clipping detailing the Empire as a "vast nation, containing several different races..."New Jordan Sorcery video, How Has The Empire Changed? Link below
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 11/01/2025
For those interested in Blue Origins launch, the live stream should be on their channel between 5-9am GMT youtube.com/@blueorigin
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Blue Origin
We are building a road to space for the benefit of Earth, humanity’s blue origin. Our team is focused on radically reducing the cost of access to space and harnessing its vast resources while mobilizi...
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 11/01/2025
Met a random guest outside my front door last night. Figured with the weather he deserved a rest for the night
Black and white cat laying on a sofa resting his feet on a yellow cushion, staring into the distance. Mood undetermined
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 05/01/2025
For 2025 can we have actual parents engineer the family management tooling on platforms please
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 02/01/2025
Doing dry January. Despite being only 16 hours in I'll pretend I'm a game reviewer and state this is so easy
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 01/01/2025
It's 2025 and you haven't patched your servers all year
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 30/12/2024
There was a quite campy sci-fi show from the mid-90s called Sliders. The concept was great - a ragtag band of characters lost the co-ordinates to get back to our reality, and every episode portalled to a new reality, trying to survive until they could jump to the next parallel universe.
Sliders TV promo cover. Featuring Wade Welles (Sabrina Lloyd), Rembrandt Brown (Cleavant Derricks), Professor Arturo (John Rhys-Davies), and Quinn Mallory (Jerry O'Connell)
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 22/12/2024
Post your first RPG. I had already played Advanced Heroquest so quickly fell in love with WFRP. This opened my eyes to the rich tapestry of the Warhammer (Old) world in that era, and my love for TTRPGs. This remains my favourite edition to this day.
"Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay. "A grim world of perilous adventure". Cover features a trollslayer (dwarf)battling an orc. Also seems are an ogre, a wizard, a fighter of some type, and another orc
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 22/12/2024
My complete shopping guide for gifts this season: 1. Gift takes up 90% of the width of the wrapping paper 2. Gift is cube shaped
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 21/12/2024
Might be an accidental trendsetter
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 21/12/2024
Why have we created AI that writes boring college papers but not created AI that untangles Christmas lights
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/12/2024
the great part about social media is every new day is a new opportunity to witness the worst thing you’ve ever seen
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 20/12/2024
Clocked out for the last time in 2024. Now what's this I hear about Christmas coming soon?
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Utterly predictable.
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 19/12/2024
I may have found a zero day in our own code
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 19/12/2024
Classic joke just for the gags
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 19/12/2024
At work in 6 hours. This is not good.
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 11/12/2024
Doh
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
😆
Goose in front of an American flag
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 11/12/2024
Hahaha brilliant
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 11/12/2024
Science. It works bitches!
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 11/12/2024
My feed feels US heavy. Where's all the UK geeks at?
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 10/12/2024
If you ask some types, the answer is sadly yes
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 06/12/2024
Boss left me in charge for a week. Time to play my trap cards
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 06/12/2024
Justice should be swift Forcing both the innocent and the guilty to live in limbo for years does untold damage to their mental health and that of their families
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Alastair Campbell roasting a rattled Nigel Farage.🔥 “You are somebody who will exploit any problem going for your own political ends. Brexit was a fundamentally damaging thing to this country. That is your one legacy and you now don’t even want to talk about it.” #bbcqt
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Carol Vorderman @carolvorders.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Please help us and take the short survey here...it's all about political donations...something I talk a lot about in my book Democracyforsale.co.uk/safeguard The warrior @petergeoghegan.bsky.social who leads Democracy For Sale is taking this to MPs who support transparency PLEASE SHARE 🙏🏼
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 05/12/2024
When someone tells you they didn't have ADHD, autism, or related neuro divergent conditions back in their day, you can show them Nautilus magazine, circa 1890s.
Titled "Are you a mind wanderer?".
An illustration of a man with many thought bubbles laid out haphazardly with phrases including "what time is it?", "must finish this letter", "I cannot concentrate", "forgot to telephone", "when will frank return" and others
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aidThompsin (live, fridays @ 19:30) @aidthompsin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Can't articulate how weird it is to hear News Agents talk about how important it is to communicate Labour's policies to people, to NOT do a Biden, to see off Populism with well comm'd successes... And none of them broach about how outrageously the papers misrepresent everything *every* morning.
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 05/12/2024
Well well well
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Just throwing this out there, but back in Ye Old Internet Times the links you had already visited would be purple and links you hadn't been to would be blue and I'm wondering if that sort of paradigm might be useful for helping people spot social media accounts engaged in impersonation.
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 05/12/2024
We managed Black Friday weekend fine... but now the other departments are crashing like lightweights. Somehow it's my problem?
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I'm at the National Assembly building. The army is here. And I just saw two soldiers in fatigues getting pushed around by belligerent ajusshis. and they looked legit scared.
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 02/12/2024
Hatzkrieg is real
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 02/12/2024
your gf is now AI 🤡🛜
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 29/11/2024
We could go on about how we welcome publishers, we don't demote links, we encourage independent developers to build apps and extensions on top of Bluesky's network.... but instead, we'll show you. All thanks to the incredible community here! 🦋
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The Engagement Is Better on Bluesky - Bluesky
Bluesky is the lobby to the open web. Find and build your community here.
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 29/11/2024
Black Friday begins. Spare a thought for the IT teams during this turbulent time
Dawn breaking in the dark sky above a street of warehouses. A single glass fronted building and lamp post illuminates the area
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 24/11/2024
"If you see this post a monster' Spoiled for choice obvs but if it's painted only, then my first Monster sculpt from 2002 it must be, he's still popular with dungeon questers - Manbane the Minotaur! heresyminiatures.etsy.com/uk/listing/1... or heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p...
Manbane The Minotaur and Sir Roger The Unlucky, resin multipart kit. Painted by Steve Wingate scultped by Andy Foster
Mabane is a furry, beefy bull headed figure with cow legs, ripping his victim in half, legs in one hand, upper torso in the other
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CarolineJMolloy @carolinejmolloy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Anyone who thinks our benefit system is too generous, has clearly had their common sense surgically extracted by the Daily Mail. Losing your job is financially catastrophic (esp for mortgage payers, who drop to just 12% of an average wage overnight). And our sickness benefits bill is similarly mean.
Daily Mail front page “Starmer declares war on benefits Britain”Chart showing Britain’s benefits are just a third of the OECD average, and the lowest in Europe
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Sim - @Sim@infosec.exchange @simproductions.co.uk · 24/11/2024
Just done this and got my custom username setup. Marvellous!
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Wow. Imagine the shock for the Daily Mail when it finds out Tory plans were for fines of £5k - later reduced to £3k - for each missed heat pump sale. What Ed Miliband has done is to reduce that to £500. As @torstenbell.bsky.social says today Headline should read “Miliband slashes Tory boiler tax”
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