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Jennifer

@simplyjennifer.bsky.social
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ginger cats & fiction & origami & deconstructing faith & chicken soup & doctor who & ovarian cancer survivor || she/her 📚🐈📸 || 🚫 MAGA / 🚫 AI ever linktr.ee/simplyjennifer

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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I got most of my mom’s sewing stuff and her system seemed to be “buy really cool organizers and throw shit in them randomly” and apparently I *am* my mother’s daughter, lol.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I feel that!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The closest I would even want to come to that is that I hope they have a good prenup. Celebrity marriage is notoriously HARD and she’s worked her ass off for what she’s accomplished. It’d break my heart if football boy lets her down and gets her money, too.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Great news! My right ankle is only sprained, not broken. I broke both my tibia and fibula on the left though, but it doesn’t look like I’ll need surgery.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It went well! Better than I’d hoped. I think I’m going to like this job! I see osteopathics this morning, to see how best to heal me going forward!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
(Of course you remember, lol, it’s just so wild how much has changed)
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I was on the internet that entire morning - but not on the right corners of the internet. I missed the entire thing. It wasn’t until I was in my car that afternoon that I heard about it. Remember that all internet was dial-up, so no one could call me.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Thank you, friend!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Right now I’m just limping along in two fracture boots and crutches. I’m going to call orthopedics in the morning, I’m sure they’ll have more opinions on how to proceed than urgent care did.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I broke my ankles Friday night (I stepped off the porch wrong). I start a new job tomorrow, 16 months after I took a medical leave from the last one for what turned out to be cancer. It will be HOT tomorrow. I’m so anxious. There are too many unknowns so I can’t just be excited for my new job.
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Dr. Sandra Steingraber 🏳️‍🌈 @ssteingraber1.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Your reminder that fairy tales are full of stepmothers because women once routinely died in childbirth, from postpartum sepsis, or from other infectious diseases and left behind housefuls of motherless children. Stable nuclear families are made possible by vaccines, antibiotics, and safe abortions.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 14/06/2026
In other words: the U.S. gives Iran everything it wants immediately, including billions in cash, for a pinky promise to negotiate a future deal on the things the U.S. wants
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Nothing wrong with being a brat! Your system makes sense and I think maybe people who do it differently are monsters.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Remember when pre-existing conditions were a thing? #ObamaAppreciationDay
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Interesting - would you explain what you mean about LEGO?
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Ooh, in this case, absolutely!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18.
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There's No Crying in Baseball!
Alt: There's No Crying in Baseball!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Reminds me of a FANTASTIC old episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.
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WKRP Turkey Drop: As God as My Witness
ALT: WKRP Turkey Drop: As God as My Witness
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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Thread!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Even if everything changed tomorrow — church, government, the world itself — I will celebrate Pride until my dying day.

I will celebrate for those who died hoping.
For those who died weeping.
For those who lived in shadows and shame.
For those who were told the God of Love could never love them — and believed it.

I will celebrate Pride with glitter on my cheeks.
With arms full of mom hugs.
With eyes full of tears.

I will celebrate Pride.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ryan, I’m praying for all of you. As a double widow, I’m definitely praying for your momma. This is such a hard road to walk!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I will not discuss extended warranties… except with this darling kitty.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Did anyone bring funeral potatoes? I think they’d be perfect with Cheez-its on top!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It never occurred to me that I was allowed to have an imaginary horse. I had an imaginary friend, though! I named him after my favorite cousin. Mostly I remember blaming him for stuff that didn’t happen. If I’d blamed him for real stuff, I’d have just gotten spanked or slapped.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Six years. How the time flies!
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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Gen AI is bullshit. No one who is creative needs it. It doesn't replicate or replace skills. It doesn't add value. It is a thievery machine. It's talent from TEMU -- you order a blender, but it robs a pet store and brings you a snake. It's not a tool in a toolbox. It's cowshit. Hope this helps.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Oh I remember that. I’m so sorry that hurtful memory exists.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Happy birthday to Dan!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This is a hysterical subreddit!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Garbage bags are DESIGNED to make us feel ridiculous. It’s a feature, not a bug.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I had a cat who’d shiv a bitch for a bit of a cake doughnut.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Good advice!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I’m moving in with my boyfriend later this summer. Thoughts/advice on moving in with a man after 10 years on your own? The man is 1000% worth it, but I’m all kinds of anxious/uncertain about the change!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Love this!
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I made a big mistake today. I got gas at Costco. It started out great; I didn’t even have to wait for a pump. But just TRY to get OUT of the Costco parking lot on a Saturday morning. Just TRY. At one point, I was pretty sure I lived there now.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Can’t watch the video right now, but I’m unsurprised. Look at how for-profit prisons treat prisoners when they’ve SOME constitutional guardrails. Remove those, and I imagine we treat them worse than we’d treat animals. It’s horrific.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 05/05/2026
And another thing: this framing sets up the position that if you always need them, it’s a personal failing on your part. They’re puritanical moralising brain chemistry.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This administration loves to offer imaginary bonuses. I’d be worried I wouldn’t even be paid.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/05/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "i go away for ten minutes and every fucking thing turns to shit"
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Found the pattern! www.etsy.com/listing/6599...
etsy.com
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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Listen: --Gen AI is garbage. Using it is garbage. Don't be garbage. --Libraries are GOOD. Get a library card. You can download ebooks at will! BOOKS ON DEMAND. FOR FREE. --Meds are GOOD. When your body doesn't work right, store-bought is FINE. --Unplug and disconnect as needed.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I found this image somewhere, I might need to find the pattern because spite conquers all.
Cross stitch sampler that reads “ I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me.”
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
That really isn’t funny.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
How cool! I’m jealous. I love Michigan, but… no sticker, lol.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The only disappointing thing about voting by mail is the lack of an “I voted” sticker.
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spacey of the 3rd dimension @spacey3d.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
obsessed with how bright the inside of their mouth is ⭐ ring-billed gull, 2025/9/27 salisbury beach, ma #birds #nature #photography
closeup photograph of a gull standing on a flat, wet, reflective beach, with their mouth open mid-call. the sides and inside of their mouth is incredibly bright and saturated. by spacey3d
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Kim Weeden @weedenkim.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Kelly Hunt, 19, disappeared in ANC b/n her village in Western AK and her college. Her remains were recently found. She is 4th young person from Shaktoolik, an Inupiaq village of ≈210, to die in past few years. AK Native women are more likely to be raped or murdered than White women. 1 is too many.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Calling AI use “gambling behavior” is so right in so many ways. I hadn’t quite clocked it such a manner but boy that ain’t wrong.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
lol. Just spreading the love, aren’t you? Now I’m listening to the Tiffany version, which will make my earworm worse, I’m sure.
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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Oh no. I wish you lived closer to me, I’d come visit. Bed rest sucks.
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