Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I got most of my mom’s sewing stuff and her system seemed to be “buy really cool organizers and throw shit in them randomly” and apparently I *am* my mother’s daughter, lol. 050 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The closest I would even want to come to that is that I hope they have a good prenup. Celebrity marriage is notoriously HARD and she’s worked her ass off for what she’s accomplished. It’d break my heart if football boy lets her down and gets her money, too. 110 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Great news! My right ankle is only sprained, not broken. I broke both my tibia and fibula on the left though, but it doesn’t look like I’ll need surgery. 040 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It went well! Better than I’d hoped. I think I’m going to like this job! I see osteopathics this morning, to see how best to heal me going forward! 010 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026(Of course you remember, lol, it’s just so wild how much has changed) 000 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I was on the internet that entire morning - but not on the right corners of the internet. I missed the entire thing. It wasn’t until I was in my car that afternoon that I heard about it. Remember that all internet was dial-up, so no one could call me. 100 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Right now I’m just limping along in two fracture boots and crutches. I’m going to call orthopedics in the morning, I’m sure they’ll have more opinions on how to proceed than urgent care did. 110 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I broke my ankles Friday night (I stepped off the porch wrong). I start a new job tomorrow, 16 months after I took a medical leave from the last one for what turned out to be cancer. It will be HOT tomorrow. I’m so anxious. There are too many unknowns so I can’t just be excited for my new job. 360 0
Reposted by JenniferDr. Sandra Steingraber 🏳️🌈 @ssteingraber1.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Your reminder that fairy tales are full of stepmothers because women once routinely died in childbirth, from postpartum sepsis, or from other infectious diseases and left behind housefuls of motherless children. Stable nuclear families are made possible by vaccines, antibiotics, and safe abortions. 5155621765 0
Reposted by JenniferMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 14/06/2026In other words: the U.S. gives Iran everything it wants immediately, including billions in cash, for a pinky promise to negotiate a future deal on the things the U.S. wants 83781572848 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Nothing wrong with being a brat! Your system makes sense and I think maybe people who do it differently are monsters. 000 0
Reposted by JenniferChronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Remember when pre-existing conditions were a thing? #ObamaAppreciationDay 031 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Interesting - would you explain what you mean about LEGO? 100 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18.static.klipy.comThere's No Crying in Baseball!Alt: There's No Crying in Baseball! 020 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Reminds me of a FANTASTIC old episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.static.klipy.comWKRP Turkey Drop: As God as My WitnessALT: WKRP Turkey Drop: As God as My Witness 001 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Ryan, I’m praying for all of you. As a double widow, I’m definitely praying for your momma. This is such a hard road to walk! 000 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I will not discuss extended warranties… except with this darling kitty. 030 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Did anyone bring funeral potatoes? I think they’d be perfect with Cheez-its on top! 020 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026It never occurred to me that I was allowed to have an imaginary horse. I had an imaginary friend, though! I named him after my favorite cousin. Mostly I remember blaming him for stuff that didn’t happen. If I’d blamed him for real stuff, I’d have just gotten spanked or slapped. 010 0
Reposted by JenniferAli Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Gen AI is bullshit. No one who is creative needs it. It doesn't replicate or replace skills. It doesn't add value. It is a thievery machine. It's talent from TEMU -- you order a blender, but it robs a pet store and brings you a snake. It's not a tool in a toolbox. It's cowshit. Hope this helps. 25710 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Oh I remember that. I’m so sorry that hurtful memory exists. 100 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Garbage bags are DESIGNED to make us feel ridiculous. It’s a feature, not a bug. 000 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I had a cat who’d shiv a bitch for a bit of a cake doughnut. 000 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I’m moving in with my boyfriend later this summer. Thoughts/advice on moving in with a man after 10 years on your own? The man is 1000% worth it, but I’m all kinds of anxious/uncertain about the change! 140 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I made a big mistake today. I got gas at Costco. It started out great; I didn’t even have to wait for a pump. But just TRY to get OUT of the Costco parking lot on a Saturday morning. Just TRY. At one point, I was pretty sure I lived there now. 050 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Can’t watch the video right now, but I’m unsurprised. Look at how for-profit prisons treat prisoners when they’ve SOME constitutional guardrails. Remove those, and I imagine we treat them worse than we’d treat animals. It’s horrific. 000 0
Reposted by Jennifer👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 05/05/2026And another thing: this framing sets up the position that if you always need them, it’s a personal failing on your part. They’re puritanical moralising brain chemistry. 218430 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This administration loves to offer imaginary bonuses. I’d be worried I wouldn’t even be paid. 010 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Found the pattern! www.etsy.com/listing/6599...etsy.com 020 0
Reposted by JenniferAli Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Listen: --Gen AI is garbage. Using it is garbage. Don't be garbage. --Libraries are GOOD. Get a library card. You can download ebooks at will! BOOKS ON DEMAND. FOR FREE. --Meds are GOOD. When your body doesn't work right, store-bought is FINE. --Unplug and disconnect as needed. 17526 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I found this image somewhere, I might need to find the pattern because spite conquers all. 191 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026How cool! I’m jealous. I love Michigan, but… no sticker, lol. 010 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The only disappointing thing about voting by mail is the lack of an “I voted” sticker. 130 0
Reposted by Jenniferspacey of the 3rd dimension @spacey3d.bsky.social · 05/05/2026obsessed with how bright the inside of their mouth is ⭐ ring-billed gull, 2025/9/27 salisbury beach, ma #birds #nature #photography 1567 0
Reposted by JenniferKim Weeden @weedenkim.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Kelly Hunt, 19, disappeared in ANC b/n her village in Western AK and her college. Her remains were recently found. She is 4th young person from Shaktoolik, an Inupiaq village of ≈210, to die in past few years. AK Native women are more likely to be raped or murdered than White women. 1 is too many. 03012 0
Reposted by JenniferChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Calling AI use “gambling behavior” is so right in so many ways. I hadn’t quite clocked it such a manner but boy that ain’t wrong. 9412100 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026lol. Just spreading the love, aren’t you? Now I’m listening to the Tiffany version, which will make my earworm worse, I’m sure. 120 0
Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Oh no. I wish you lived closer to me, I’d come visit. Bed rest sucks. 020 0