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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻

@nonchron.bsky.social
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Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur. Unionize! Tax the wealthy! Due process for all! NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
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Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 21h
An adopted St. Louis man discovered his father is five-time Grammy award winner Michael McDonald
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Adopted St. Louis man discovers his biological father is a Grammy-winning artist
A St. Louis man who spent decades wondering about his biological roots was recently reunited with his birth parents—and discovered his father is a five-time Grammy Award winner
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 1h
I did get my flu shot today and my COVID shot a few weeks ago, so now I’m covered for the winter.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 1h
My doctor saw 5 COVID positive patients yesterday. This is why I’m wearing a mask at the appointment.
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 15h
Californians, you have a very important job to do. Spread the word on why everyone should vote YES ON PROP 40 and no on 41 and 42. If you're confused about these propositions, billionaires like Sergey Brin and Peter Thiel want it that way. Here's a good explainer: www.tiktok.com/t/ZPL1pponT/
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CALIFORNIA LOCK TF IN
TikTok video by citizen_bean_
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 2h
I cannot believe that gas is $6/gallon at the cheapest place. I spent over $60 to fill up my tank. And you want me to drive over the speed limit? In this economy‽
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 4h
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 14h
I swear it’s like the same 3 political commercials on TV right now. This is why I’m watching Pluto and Roku. I don’t have to see that crap.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 14h
Pharmaceutical commercials are pointless. Insurance companies decide what drugs my doctor can prescribe, not me.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 15h
The Fan Duel ad at this ballpark is ridiculous. Am I the only one who remembers the 1919 World Series?
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 16h
Newsom just making great decisions all around. 🙃🤨
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 16h
News story: The downtown San Francisco location on Howard Street. Me: Uh. That’s SoMa. And no one says downtown SF. It’s the Financial District or whatever neighborhood.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 19h
Aside from the obvious cruel and unusual punishment argument against the death penalty, it’s WAY more expensive to have someone on death row than to sentence them to life in prison. You want to save money? Abolish the death penalty.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 21h
What a weirdo. (Derogatory)
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Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
Alt: Marsha Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 21h
Watching the Wales vs Norway game and someone has a sign that says “Eat more chips” Perfect! I love it! 😂
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 23h
Nixon went down in the end because his own party turned on him. they ran the numbers and decided he was a bad bet. I think now they’ve simply decided as long as they never break ranks again and it’s always them against the Democrats, they can keep this going forever without consequences
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What happened to that early fall we were supposed to have? Next week’s highs looks more like July than October. 😭
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, a person should just quit instead of trying to keep a job they like outside of crappy ass policies? This is why a strike is probably coming.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 30/09/2026
anyway character driven stories are not, in fact, easy to generate by a thing that doesn't understand human emotion
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What? And also, who?
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not a fan of it being over 95° in early October.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love the people in the background who are just going about their day like a bear at the farmers market is typical.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
No one has taken an opportunity to reveal their worst selves with more relish than Based Mike Lee.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Prop 42 sounds like a lie.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does ACAB apply to Republicans and people who knowingly vote for them? Asking for a friend.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Blues Brothers: I Have Seen The Light!
Alt: The Blues Brothers: I Have Seen The Light!
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still making lots of friends
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Reuters @reuters.com · 29/09/2026
Man City guilty of using 'sham' deals to distort finances, Premier League says reut.rs/4hyOp7Q
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Man City guilty of using 'sham' deals to distort finances, Premier League says
Manchester City used "sham" commercial contracts as part of schemes to inflate revenue and understate costs by more than £900 million over nearly a decade, the Premier League said on Tuesday after an independent commission ruled the club guilty of ​serious breaches of financial rules.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People who listen to anything out loud in a waiting room are the worst. Like what are you doing?
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe I will run for Senate. My whole platform will be Fuck You, GOP. And I won’t vote for anything the Republicans want. Always a no from me. Bipartisanship is dead.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OMG, I cannot handle sad elephants. I don’t even know what that commercial was for, I changed the channel so fast. 😭
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nice try, CA Builders Association or whatever. Prop 45 sounds like it would be good in your commercial, but I’m under the impression it’s just a way to remove regulations.
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is it time to go home yet?
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This will just pollute the air more and cost us more for gas because you will have to fill up more often.
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American Library Association @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Works Progress Administration was created in May 1935 as part of the New Deal to provide jobs to the unemployed during the Great Depression. One of the WPA’s most idealistic goals was to send books and librarians to areas where there were none. Read more: bit.ly/4hkgtNC #ALA150
Sepia tone photo of factory workers standing around a rolling book cart at the National Cash Register Company in Dayton, Ohio, circa 1915. Text over photo reads "Libraries During the Great Depression". American Library Association logo
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
$6/gallon for gas is highway robbery.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are you fucking kidding me? Who in the blue hell is setting off fireworks‽ I can’t tell which direction the sound was in otherwise I would’ve gotten the fire department drone on them.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still don’t understand why Nick Cage is playing John Madden in an upcoming movie. It looks so random that I might have to watch it.
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Eric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com · 27/09/2026
What an odd moment in United States history. A U.S. president is running an overtly political camaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government. Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u...
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A Trump 2024 Campaign Ad Returns, Now Brought to You by the Government (Gift Article)
The ad, which ethics experts said could violate federal law, shows Mr. Trump vowing to “expel the warmongers” from the government and fight the “deep state,” even as he wages a war with Iran.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a moment early on that's just footage of Elon Musk balding and in khakis walking down an office hallway in the late 90s and the entire audience burst out laughing. If Musk is made aware of audience reactions like this I think he might actually crash out.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jerry Seinfeld eating popcorn that’s a shame .gif
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Evergreen post.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 11/06/2026
"Being a grown up sucks,' said Ramona just before taking a large swig of Malört straight from the bottle. — an excerpt from 𝘙𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘢 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘺, 𝘈𝘨𝘦 45
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s crazy. Greece just beat Germany in soccer.
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