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Simon Little 🍁

@simonplittle.ca
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East Vancouver caricature, cat dad, local hockey fan and avid walker. CRJ enthusiast. Wheel of the year observer. I write the little news articles you read on your little phone.

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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 35m
This is messed up www.bbc.com/news/article...?
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Tennessee death row inmate Christa Pike taken to hospital after attempted execution, lawyer says
One of her attorneys told the BBC that Pike, 50, was in hospital after two syringes of pentobarbital had been administered.
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 52m
gee whiz, I wonder why
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 2h
It's spiritually Burnaby
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 2h
My small boyos groupchat and sunday guys run group are load bearing pillars
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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Stonkers @stonkers.bsky.social · 2h
tomorrow is october first if you even care
a screengrab of a local fox40 HD newscast showing a cloaked skeleton with its arms out in a welcoming embrace. the chyron in the lower third of the screen is blue and reads: YIKES! Stay Tuned
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 3h
Trump says 'very bad' Canada is being 'taught a little lesson' as trade action escalates www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
cbc.ca
Trump says 'very bad' Canada is being 'taught a little lesson' as trade action escalates | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump's war of words with Canada continued Wednesday as he veered off a prepared script at an event marking Hispanic Heritage Month in the States to chastise Canadian leaders for...
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 4h
Horrific www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Leaders offer condolences after Tsawwassen crash kills pedestrians during Truth and Reconciliation Day event | CBC
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Jason Markusoff @markusoff.bsky.social · 15h
Alberta separatists who dream of separation are lately trying to persuade voters this referendum is merely about sending Ottawa a message. By me: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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ANALYSIS | Alberta independence campaigners go for soft sell, even if they want a hard exit | CBC News
Pro-separation organizers argue referendum vote is just about 'leverage' with Ottawa. Are voters convinced by that pitch?
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 8h
Hahaha correct
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Paste Magazine @pastemagazine.bsky.social · 8h
Macklemore's "Free Palestine" tour sells out immediately
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Macklemore's "Free Palestine" tour sells out immediately
The rapper's three-day tour includes stops in Dublin, Paris, and London, all scheduled for the last week of October.
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 8h
Counterpoint: no
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 10h
For the past week, I've heard a lot of people say "provincial and municipal elections happening at the same time is confusing, especially since I don't fully understand what a city is in control of." So, I did a four minute explainer piece to try and help www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqlh...
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What municipalities can and can’t do in B.C.
YouTube video by CBC British Columbia
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 8h
Enh, I'm good
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 8h
You did, and they're not wrong 😭
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 20h
CANUCKS UNDEFEATED TIME TO BRING BACK THE PARADE ROUTES
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Andrew Kurjata @akurjata.ca · 13h
“The only viable way forward I can see is to assume that everything you see online is fake until proven otherwise. Not just ads or viral videos, either. Ragebait social media accounts? People you've never met in person interacting with you? Until you can verify it, disregard it…”
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Everything is Fake | merritt k
Only a few years ago, we were all having a big laugh at boomers for thinking AI shrimp Jesus and "it my birthday but I get no wishes??" slop
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 12h
Darmok and Jalad at White Castle
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 22h
The Noah's arcade guy from waynes world I'm the scene where he describes the gelatenous cube game
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 22h
I will certainly be watching that riding closely come election night.
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 22h
OK but very funny that he is running against Brodie
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 22h
Looking forward to another season of watching edmonton oilers fans despise their own goalie in a way that feels uncomfortably like a kink
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🇨🇦 Trent Leith 🏳️‍🌈 @trentleith.bsky.social · 23h
#Canucks #Oilers
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 23h
Also, who is Paul Cotter
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 23h
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Nfy Makes a Funny Face
Alt: Nfy Makes a Funny Face
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 23h
Pretty sure they already did that
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 23h
oops!
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 23h
Sorry guys you're stuck with at least one!
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 23h
Canucks getting up 5-2 and then being like "oh yeah crap we don't want those points"
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 30/09/2026
Hahah I don't care if the Canucks finish in last place so long as we wipe Edmonton in every matchup. This is great stuff.
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 30/09/2026
Hell yes, I can't believe we have to wait until DECEMBER for the home opener
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 30/09/2026
Sportsnet actively hates its customers
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jam123.bsky.social @jam123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Plan the parade route already boys and girls.
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 30/09/2026
Cup year? #Canucks
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 30/09/2026
Maybe the Oilers will take him www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/artic...
theglobeandmail.com
Parents of Arizona State hockey player who collapsed call for coaches to be placed on leave
John and Christina Mayich, parents of 21-year-old Matthew Mayich, said they want ASU program to play, with coaches removed while preseason workout investigated
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 30/09/2026
You're right, you could probably do 2 families on that one
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 30/09/2026
Dinner for two!
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DJTaxman77 @taxman77.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just read #Canucks chances of making the playoffs at 8.7% is lower than the 10% chance Ai will wipe out humanity. I love longshots. Which one should I pick?
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/09/2026
Goldeneyes' Caroline Harvey: 'I’m coming to indulge in the Canadian culture' theprovince.com/sports/hocke...
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Goldeneyes' Caroline Harvey: 'I’m coming to indulge in the Canadian culture'
The No. 1 pick in the PWHL Draft, who signed with Vancouver Tuesday, thinks Goldeneyes are capable of "doing some damage this year"
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/09/2026
It's not a tuba! It's not a tuba at all!
Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling
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Alexander Quon @alexanderquon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Former Regina man guilty of promoting hate at Toronto Pride Parade www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Former Regina man guilty of promoting hate at Toronto Pride Parade | CBC News
Bill Whatcott dressed up in a green spandex leotard and rainbow cape to hand out homophobic pamphlets disguised as condoms at the Toronto Pride Parade.
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/09/2026
He absolutely does not deserve this, but I think we can all admit it would be very funny www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
independent.co.uk
Mark Carney set to snatch Nobel Peace Prize from Trump
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/09/2026
Panoptamagochi Is this anything?
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Brishti Basu @brishti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MAJOR verdict this morning in the constitutional challenge brought forth by DULF founders. Published yday, read Dustin's deep-dive into how drastically Vancouver Police, who were initially supportive of DULF, flipped their script amid changing political tides: www.defactomedia.ca/how-vancouve...
defactomedia.ca
How Vancouver police turned against DULF
Court records show the same inspector who encouraged the compassion club’s founders also approved the investigation that led to raids on their homes
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/09/2026
lol no
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/09/2026
Not beating the rigged draft allegations
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/09/2026
Background: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Judge to rule on constitutional challenge by B.C. compassion club founders convicted of drug trafficking | CBC News
A British Columbia Supreme Court judge is expected to rule Tuesday on a constitutional challenge from two harm-reduction activists convicted of drug trafficking who argued they were doing it to reduce...
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/09/2026
Holy smokes, a constitutional earthquake in the Safe Supply debate
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