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Simon Little 🍁

@simonplittle.ca

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East Vancouver caricature, cat dad, local hockey fan and avid walker. CRJ enthusiast. Wheel of the year observer. I write the little news articles you read on your little phone.

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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 11h

Found some fresh horrors in Amsterdam

horrific AI generated panini. There's some kind of organic green froth coming out of it.

A pair of hideous AI generated hot dogs with some kind of LSD inspired brown bits on top

AI generated fries that look alive

More AI generated fries, but there ones appear to be made of some kind of veiny leathery materials like the skin of a bat's wing. They're slathered in goo

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 30/09/2026

The Noah's arcade guy from waynes world I'm the scene where he describes the gelatenous cube game

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/09/2026

It's not a tuba! It's not a tuba at all!

Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 26/09/2026

They don't want you to know this is possible

A Dutch cheese shop with shelves covered with wheels of cheese and cheese all over the countertop

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 26/09/2026

This is how it looks from Amsterdam

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 25/09/2026

Closing out our European tour with some fresh ink in Amsterdam... 🛫 home tomorrow.

Tattoo shop. Someone is tattooing me in the foreground and my wife in the background

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 24/09/2026

Imagine, if you will, a city so bike friendly... it verges on being pedestrian unfriendly

Black and white guy in suit, he's the teighligjt zone narrator dude

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 24/09/2026

Gotta catch em all

Run route map from Pula

Run route map from Venice

Run route map from Paris

Run route map from Amsterdam

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 23/09/2026

Those Dutch and their windmills...

Dozens? Hundreds? of windmills in a beam of sun in the ocean in the distance

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 23/09/2026

Risotto so black light cannot escape its surface

A bowl of extremely black risotto with chunks of cuttlefish in it and a fork and spoon on top

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 22/09/2026

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 22/09/2026

The Mr Mattress world tour

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 21/09/2026

It's Pretty Good here

Panorama of Croatian islands and town with little red roofs

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 20/09/2026

Watching my girlish figure so I guess I'll have the salad

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 18/09/2026

Haven't even had a chance to listen to it through! Had my hands full!

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 17/09/2026

Dr Manhattan on Mars

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 17/09/2026

This is the blue bar

Eu flag with maple leaf as a star

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 17/09/2026

Hand going into Gom Jabbar box

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 16/09/2026

Pula, Hrvatska

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 16/09/2026

Are you not entertained?

A dorky middle aged man stands at the centre of a Roman coliseum holding a piece of wood like a sword

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 15/09/2026

Sometimes you travel halfway around the world to, uh, see some more domestic cats

A tabby cat sits and begs at the entrance to a restaurant

A black cat sits and begs at the entrance to a restaurant

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 15/09/2026

GOT Ed Sheeran

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 15/09/2026

Arrested development meme but it's 'good for him'

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 15/09/2026

I was, in fact, familiar with Croatia's game, and yet

Beach scene with rocks along one side and clear water with a colour gradient from aqua to blue

Beautiful woman and dorky middle aged man smiling while taking a selfie in said water

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 14/09/2026

Yes that is a gun-sword

A sword that is also a gun in a museum case

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 12/09/2026

Ciao Venizia

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 12/09/2026

Look, the Vancouver International Airport is great and all, but this is also an experience you won't have at the Vancouver International Airport

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 11/09/2026

This city is nuts man

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 10/09/2026

Sweating in French

Run map in paris

Me running past the Louvre pyramid

Seine River & Notre Dame with sun behind it

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 10/09/2026

10 years with this gorgeous babe today. Best decision of my life.

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 09/09/2026

Bonjour paris

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 08/09/2026

Bye Vancouver, see u in a few weeks

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 05/09/2026

The dinner wanters

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 04/09/2026

Canucks have extended defender Zeev Buium for eight years at $9.38 million AAV.

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 04/09/2026

If you see this post something pink

Floofy cream and grey cat sitting with a pink donut toy

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 04/09/2026

Bang on mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 04/09/2026

A marked change in tone from 'faith, family freedom'

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 03/09/2026

Good gods

A sex offender who has come to be known as a serial “butt sniffer,” crouching near women in Glendale and Burbank, was arrested again by Glendale police on Friday afternoon near the scene of previous apprehensions.

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 02/09/2026

Columbia River-Revelstoke MLA Scott McInnes has also left the BC Conservative caucus today

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 02/09/2026

Boundary-Similkameen MLA Donegal Wilson is the 8th to exit the BC Conservative caucus

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 01/09/2026

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 01/09/2026

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An extremely floofy cream coloured cat with a beam of rainbow light on his face

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 31/08/2026

JUST IN: Áʼa꞉líya Warbus has quit the B.C. Conservative caucus and will sit as and independent. She is the 7th MLA to leave the party this month citing concerns with Kerry-Lynne Findlay's leadership.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE August 31, 2026 MLA ÁʼA꞉LÍYA WARBUS LEAVES BC CONSERVATIVE CAUCUS, WILL SIT AS INDEPENDENT VICTORIA, B.C. — Áʼa꞉líya Warbus MLA for Chilliwack-Cultus Lake issued the following statement today: “In today’s uncertain times we need steady leadership more than ever. On many issues as British Columbians we may be divided and we need someone who will bring more of us together. I am disappointed to announce I am leaving the Conservative caucus to sit as an independent. The decisions of this leader, or lack there of, along with the parade of people that have already come and gone in the span of three short months strike a serious chord that everyone should pay close attention to. It is not just sitting MLAs that have walked away but critical and talented members of our riding associations and staff that we rely on. As an MLA I am sworn to this office to represent my constituents, and the issues that they’ve repeatedly told me - matter to them. I have lost confidence I can do that from within this caucus, under this leadership. There has been a critical breakdown in communication—not only with the public, but also with MLAs and staff. Caucus members have learned of hirings, firings, critic appointments, and leadership positions through any and all channels including social media before being informed by leadership. After an implosion of events last week, a caucus meeting was called, with reasonable cause for concern after the departure of six sitting MLAs, allegations involving the Director of Operations, the circumstances surrounding MLA Gasper’s resignation, and statements made by MLA Paton and MLA Bird. The decision to postpone today’s caucus meeting for a month reflects the lack of value being placed on caucus members and their opinions. It is one thing to ask for people’s trust, and quite another to blind fold someone and expect faith alone to substitute for transparency and accountability. This mounting instability is not what anyone…

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 31/08/2026

OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE YOU GET TO PICK A LITTLE GUY! THE ICONS ARE ALL 8-BIT

MapQuest screenshot. I'm a little wizard guy.

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 30/08/2026

Pathetic. blog.google/products-and...

A graphic showing how lake ontario is labelled. In US: Lake America. In Canada: Lake Ontario. In the rest of the world: Lake Ontario (Lake America)

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/08/2026

A shirtless boy lies on a green surface in front of a life raft. It's the carnivorous island scene from Life of Pi.

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/08/2026

Dawn, Day and Dusk Cleons from the Foundation TV show.

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 28/08/2026

David Eby popping a bottle of Summerhill Cipes right now

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 27/08/2026

US ambassador Pete Hoekstra retweeting the Lake of America stuff

Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 27/08/2026