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Simon Partridge

@simonpartridge.com
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Vintage song singer. Find out more at www.simonpartridge.com Humanist. Green. Lichfield, UK. He/him 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 28/09/2026
It's getting harder to be heard amidst the noise online, but here's a taste of what I do for a living. Please share with anyone you know who's getting married, or celebrating something (or really loves precipitation-related songs). Or maybe just share it because you think it's quite good? Thanks ❤️
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 27/09/2026
Want.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 19/09/2026
Thread ❤️
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 08/09/2026
Fuck those fascist thugs in Portsmouth. I've just donated to the RNLI. Maybe you'd like to show solidarity too? rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 04/09/2026
Ah, dammit. Not Dick Turpin too. 😔 www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Richard O’Sullivan, star of 70s sitcom Man About the House, dies aged 82
Actor, who also played title roles in Robin’s Nest and Dick Turpin, dies peacefully at Royal Variety Charity care home
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gen AI can eat my farts. #art #NoAI
Graphic line illustration of a human butt farting in a robots face. Text: I SUPPORT THE HUMAN ARTS. GEN AI CAN EAT MY FARTS.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 01/09/2026
I love that *this* is how I found out Starmer stepped down as an MP....
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 01/09/2026
"I made sure that *my* house was safe when the vandals torched every other building in the neighbourhood."
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 30/08/2026
Very proud of my new business cards which arrived yesterday! It’s my own design with a few tweaks on the previous version including super-elegant ROUNDED CORNERS!! #HumanMade #NoAI
Two piles of business cards showing the front and reverse designs. The front is a stylised picture of me and the reverse shows my contact information.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 28/08/2026
This is absolutely mind-boggling!
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Someone in a big blonde wig with a big heart on their chest handing out books to kids with the words “always be more Dolly”
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Iona Fyfe @ionafyfe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I need to shift 60 last tickets for my Fringe show to break even. I’m a Scottish folksinger, performing self-penned, trad ballads and translations in Scots My shows are 21 and 23. Any support/reposts would go a long way. ❤️ 🎟️ Tickets → bit.ly/fringeif
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 17/08/2026
Friend worked in a hotel that had to be evacuated because guests lit a disposable BBQ in their bath. They’d even stuffed wet towels into the extractor vent because they thought *that* was the smoke detector and it will stop them being found out.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 03/08/2026
Listen, Barry (@grumpycook.bsky.social) is doing AMAZING things in Hastings offering free food to kids whose meal vouchers have been withdrawn by the Reform-led county council who would rather save a few quid than feed a hungry kid. You can buy a pay-it-forward meal here: grumpycook.co.uk/shop/
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Shop – The Grumpy Cook
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 16/07/2026
Frank Bagels
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 16/07/2026
"Got any Meg and Mog, chief?"
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 15/07/2026
Here's a little song for anybody dreaming of days beside the ocean.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 13/07/2026
Aw, not Sam Neill 😢 Had a summer job in my local fleapit the year Jurassic Park came out and always made sure I was in Screen 1 to watch the dinosaur reveal. Neill's reaction - the way he fumbles his sunglasses - is perfection. It's the thing that convinces us they're real. youtu.be/E8WaFvwtphY?...
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Jurassic Park (1993) - Welcome to Jurassic Park Scene | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 11/07/2026
I love watching the Final of the Ladies Singles Final 🎾
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 06/07/2026
Powell and Pressburger’s How to Train Your Dragon 2
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Aloha Wanderwell (1906 – 1996) was a Canadian explorer, author, filmmaker, and aviatrix. #CelebratingWomen
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 27/06/2026
Current physical state. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Supermarket sign for aisle 13 with tire words Free From on one line and Water the next
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 27/06/2026
Solid opening line for my autobiography.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 21/06/2026
Kids are taking me to look at an ice cream later. What a treat! #FathersDay
Photo of a laminated advert. Above photos of a white limousine car is text that reads Fathers Day Treat. Bring your loved one to look at a vintage car and an ice cream at Aran Court Sunday June 21st 3pm
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Don’t ban kids using YouTube. Make YouTube behave like a broadcaster. Pay creators. Reinvest in the creative industries. Pay fair tax back into creators’ economies. Follow guidelines on fair usage and copyright. Play fair. It’s bigger than TV now. Make it behave like TV.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 15/06/2026
Any #Staffordshire friends out there? Please sign and share this petition calling on Reform-led County Council to reverse it's disgusting decision to ban Pride Month displays in its libraries. c.org/bpRCSsb4TG
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Sign the Petition
Petition to Staffordshire County Council: Protect Inclusion, Visibility and Representation
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 14/06/2026
This feels like every government’s attitude to drug use - criminalise users rather than properly dealing with the source of the problem.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 13/06/2026
Reform-led Staffordshire County Council are forcing libraries to remove Pride displays.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/06/2026
always complete this checklist before leaving the house
sign reading

IS IT HOT?
DOES IT LOOK GOOD?
ARE YOU PROUD
TO SERVE IT?
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 05/06/2026
Even the white ones?
Knifey from Toy Story 4
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 04/06/2026
I have a gig coming up in my home city of Lichfield next Thursday 11th at Poquito, a fabulous tapas bar. Be lovely to see you there! #LiveMusic #Jazz
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Lewis Goodall @lewisgoodall.com · 02/06/2026
Henry Nowak’s father’s words outside court, who is probably the person we most need to hear from today.
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈
A rainbow colored box turtle looking nervously out of a drab gray shell. There is text above him that says “It’s OK if you’re not ready yet.”
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Steph Richards She/Her @stephrichards.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
THREAD: I AM NOT GOING QUIETLY: The EHRC’s New Draft Code is erasing my human rights. I am 74 years old, and I am watching my human rights being stripped away in real time. 1/17
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 29/05/2026
Re-nationalise water NOW!! This makes me SO angry. An entire local economy paralysed and losing vital revenue because of the fat cat bosses squeezing massive bonuses out of a natural monopoly that should NEVER have been run for profit.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 26/05/2026
Can anyone spare a few £££ to boost my flagging fundraising pot? I'm Walking 31 Miles in May for @dementiauk.bsky.social and whilst I'm clocking up miles nicely the total I've raised so far is embarrassingly small. Donations very gratefully received. Thanks x fundraise.dementiauk.org/fundraisers/...
Smiling man with waxed moustache and round spectacles. he is wearing a white t-shirt which says Dementia UK, helping families face dementia
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 25/05/2026
Happy #TowelDay to all who celebrate and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.
A paperback edition of The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams lying on a blue towel against a green background
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 23/05/2026
He-seeking missiles.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 22/05/2026
Where do I submit my headshot?
I have a Poirot moustache
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 21/05/2026
Says one of the biggest challenges facing the country (indeed, the whole world). #TaxTheRich #WealthTaxNow
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 18/05/2026
1. The Underground Man - Mick Jackson 2. Lanark - Alisdair Gray 3. Hitchhiker’s Guide - Douglas Adams
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 17/05/2026
Yes! More booing! Enough of listening politely to other’s viewpoints when we know they’re talking complete garbage. Let’s boo!!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 16/05/2026
Can confirm that this book is excellent. 12yo loves it and it has taught *me* a thing or two as well!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 14/05/2026
On what would have been Eric’s 100th birthday, here’s my take on the iconic Morecambe and Wise theme song. 🎵 #BringMeSunshine
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 13/05/2026
Today is #buyastrangerabook day and I'm here to tell you that it is a beautiful thing! Courtesy of @bookamatic.bsky.social I now have a copy of this Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall book. Thank you Ian! Want a book? Follow @biggreenbooks.bsky.social and check their feed for today's gorgeous generosity.
An excited looking me standing in my kitchen holding my copy of HIgh Fibre Heroes
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 11/05/2026
That Bio-Diesel Emotion
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 07/05/2026
Today's the day. You know what to do. 💚 #VoteGreen
Graphic of text that says "Vote green. Join for real change, real hope."
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