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Simon Partridge

@simonpartridge.com
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Vintage song singer. Find out more at www.simonpartridge.com Humanist. Green. Lichfield, UK. He/him 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 3h
“Flares were set off…”. But yeah, mostly peaceful.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 03/10/2026
Just sublime. youtu.be/ePp0BtweCL0?...
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Polegnala E Todora (Love Chant)
YouTube video by Le Mystère Des Voix Bulgares - Topic
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 03/10/2026
Dammit.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 03/10/2026
Bernard Bresslaw in Elf.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 30/09/2026
Fabulous! I don’t think I’ve ever heard him speak as himself before.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 28/09/2026
It's getting harder to be heard amidst the noise online, but here's a taste of what I do for a living. Please share with anyone you know who's getting married, or celebrating something (or really loves precipitation-related songs). Or maybe just share it because you think it's quite good? Thanks ❤️
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 28/09/2026
We need to stop using the word 'enhanced' which suggests that an image has been 'improved'. Wouldn't 'augmented' or even 'doctored' be more accurate?
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 27/09/2026
Want.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 23/09/2026
Please make those last two sentences the opening of your ribbon cutting speech! 😆
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 21/09/2026
Fabulous. Also, "scrap paper doodles" is tremendous fun to say aloud 😀
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 20/09/2026
Passion is contagious! Fantastic numbers. Congrats!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 20/09/2026
Thank you! 🎵
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 20/09/2026
Me? Hello!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 19/09/2026
Thread ❤️
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 17/09/2026
"Ok. Thank you anyway" - complete with deadpan stare - is still the default response to any unsuccessful enquiry in our house!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 17/09/2026
What an absolute joy for you! I loved reading this with my kids. And so eminently quotable! "Ok. Thank you anyway" - delivered with the bear's deadpan stare - is still the default response to any unsuccessful enquiry in our house!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 16/09/2026
Nearly missed it because he didn't have his hat on! 😆
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 16/09/2026
It's Johnny Cab!
Johnny Cab, the robot taxi driver from Total Recall
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 15/09/2026
Piddington Boors.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 09/09/2026
Ouch!!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 09/09/2026
Haha! Reminds me of the time I thought - for one brief, shining moment - that I was getting a standing ovation at the end of a gig when it was just a bunch of people standing up to leave while others were still clapping 😒
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 09/09/2026
The only reasonable response to such a statement!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 08/09/2026
Fuck those fascist thugs in Portsmouth. I've just donated to the RNLI. Maybe you'd like to show solidarity too? rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 05/09/2026
Living the dream!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 04/09/2026
Ah, dammit. Not Dick Turpin too. 😔 www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
theguardian.com
Richard O’Sullivan, star of 70s sitcom Man About the House, dies aged 82
Actor, who also played title roles in Robin’s Nest and Dick Turpin, dies peacefully at Royal Variety Charity care home
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gen AI can eat my farts. #art #NoAI
Graphic line illustration of a human butt farting in a robots face. Text: I SUPPORT THE HUMAN ARTS. GEN AI CAN EAT MY FARTS.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 02/09/2026
What a gorgeous cover!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 02/09/2026
Yes! Top tune.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 01/09/2026
I love that *this* is how I found out Starmer stepped down as an MP....
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 01/09/2026
"I made sure that *my* house was safe when the vandals torched every other building in the neighbourhood."
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 31/08/2026
More bollocksy both-siding from the BBC where the evidence (that this is a Good Thing) gets drowned out by uninformed opinions.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 30/08/2026
The United Americas of America??!?
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 30/08/2026
Very proud of my new business cards which arrived yesterday! It’s my own design with a few tweaks on the previous version including super-elegant ROUNDED CORNERS!! #HumanMade #NoAI
Two piles of business cards showing the front and reverse designs. The front is a stylised picture of me and the reverse shows my contact information.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 29/08/2026
This feels like a dereliction of duty given the BBC’s charter. I have no interest in games as a pastime but as a member of society - and especially as a parent -I would love to understand more. An accessible primer would be very welcome.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 29/08/2026
❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 28/08/2026
This is absolutely mind-boggling!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 26/08/2026
“My eyes are up here, Ozzy…”
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Someone in a big blonde wig with a big heart on their chest handing out books to kids with the words “always be more Dolly”
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 25/08/2026
Beautiful ❤️
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 25/08/2026
Best photo ever taken of the best person 💔
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 23/08/2026
Brilliant!
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Iona Fyfe @ionafyfe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I need to shift 60 last tickets for my Fringe show to break even. I’m a Scottish folksinger, performing self-penned, trad ballads and translations in Scots My shows are 21 and 23. Any support/reposts would go a long way. ❤️ 🎟️ Tickets → bit.ly/fringeif
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 17/08/2026
Kenny Burns and Alan Knight
Nottingham Forest legend Kenny BurnsPortsmouth goalkeeper Alan Knight
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 17/08/2026
Friend worked in a hotel that had to be evacuated because guests lit a disposable BBQ in their bath. They’d even stuffed wet towels into the extractor vent because they thought *that* was the smoke detector and it will stop them being found out.
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 07/08/2026
But who is Barnsley Ron? 😆
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 06/08/2026
Same!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 03/08/2026
Really? Gosh. So in “Sarah and Duck” is he the voice of… Duck?!? youtu.be/NV5_gB_6VLE
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Sarah and Duck intro - cbeebies
YouTube video by 2PeteShakur
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 03/08/2026
Objection! Roger Allam saying hello with that gorgeous voice of his could *never* be considered mundane!
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Simon Partridge @simonpartridge.com · 03/08/2026
Or there's a Crowdfunder if you'd rather www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/qr/wWq5x47W
crowdfunder.co.uk
Back the Child-Feeding Café Threatened by Reform
Supporting the Hastings café feeding children this summer and proving that intimidation will never defeat compassion.
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