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@simonishere.bsky.social
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Dog person. Equal rights for others doesn't mean less for you, it's not pie. Trans rights are human rights.

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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's been that kind of day.
Panel 1: A brown-haired woman in a blue shirt sits at a white tablecloth table holding a cocktail glass, looking across at an unseen date. Speech bubble: "SO, WE'RE FINALLY ALONE TOGETHER."
Panel 2: The view shifts to the opposite chair, occupied by a large, featureless pink sphere with the text "MY THOUGHTS" written across it.
Panel 3: The woman takes a sip from her drink with a somber, resigned expression. Speech bubble: "I DON'T THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT."
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This was waiting for me when I got home yesterday. #GiveBlood
A short card inviting me and a guest to a dinner in honour of blood donors who have given 50+ donations in a cork hotel
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think the heat might be getting to me. I did this and I'm cackling because I am basically a 44 year old child.
A large black fan to which I have applied large googly eyes BECAUSE I AM LOSING MY MIND IN THIS HEAT
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You know little gas canisters that screw on to your BBQ? Empty but it won't unscrew (turns but that's it) I've tried tightening to loosen, oil, tapping the brass fitting in case of cross threading. It's probably a pressure lock, so puncturing the empty can may release it? Bad idea probably?
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Feels weird to walk home after midnight and be absolutely sweltering 🥵
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
All aboard the struggle bus today. #mentalhealth
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Therapy is a funny thing, something came up from last Thursday and I'm still dealing with it.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I think I may have returned to work too early. I'm not coping well.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
My little dog in the arms of a staff member at our favourite café.
Millie the tiny Yorkie wearing a present outfit with a gold bow, she in the arms of viola a staff member who is holding her closely
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Getting Luas, plan to get off at next stop. Someone steps on sneezing violently, you know what? I'll get off now.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I'm now getting spam calls from private numbers. For fuck sake.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Three different psychologists have now inferred I may be autistic/ADHD. I'm seeing a pattern.
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Bollocks.
Pasta on a tiled floor, Which is not where it should be
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Dishwasher: Rinse aid required. *Fills rinse aid* Dishwasher: Salt required *Fills salt* Dishwasher: Rinse aid required Arrrrrgggghhh!
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This is my Human, there are other Humans but this one is mine.
A tiny black and brown Yorkie, she is lying on a heated blanket with her paw on my arm and staring at the camera.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
End the child surveillance state
Drawing of a skeletal Elf On The Shelf next to the words Touts Out

#art #ElfOnTheShelf #ElfOnAShelf #Cartoon
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I got one of those plug in heated fleece throws, I'd review it but my little dog has stolen it. Which is a review in itself I suppose.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is my current notification tone. It's from this video youtu.be/-AUE4ZrMItI?...
media.tenor.com
a cartoon drawing of a christmas tree with the number 3 on it
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a christmas tree with the number 3 on it
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
#NowWatching #JackRyan
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
My dog and I chilling in my favourite cafe for a while.
A tiny brown and black Yorkie terrier standing on my lap in my favourite cafe, she is looking across the room which has a herringbone floor and stairs in the background. Doggo is wearing a festive jumper in the style of a Santa suit
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Richard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
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Mina Markham @minamarkh.am · 14/10/2023
Y’all heard of Pop Tarts right? Why are there no Mom Tarts? Because of the pastryarchy.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Well, shit.


GPSurgery

10:27

Dear Simon, your Bone Density Scan result has returned and unfortunately confirms Osteoporosis. Therefore, could you kindly arrange and appointment with me in the coming days with regard to future management. Regards Dr.

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Learn more
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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Here's something that takes seconds and could have actual positive outcomes. There is an official 'citizen's petition' system in the EU. There's one open at the moment to ban conversion therapy for LGBT+ people in the EU. Ireland can be 1 of the 7 nations needed eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I got a picture of my original x-ray of my leg today. I'm going to CW It as not everyone wants to see broken bones.
frame of x-ray. the tibia bone is broken in two diagonallyframe of x-ray. the tibia bone is broken in two diagonally
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Anyone here joined Pixelfed? (Federated Instagram) Very clean and easy. I'm "Simonpixel" over there. Deleted Instagram because fuck Zuckerberg.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Chilly cold not Chilli hot.
A picture of my home and driveway, the car on the left is completely covered in snow the other space is covered in snow also, the house behind has snow on the roof
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Using modern technology to allow us to continue to witness something the people of this island built in connection with the seasons and the universe thousands of years ago is pretty cool, actually
Screenshot of the livestream of the solstice at Newgrange
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Stupid crutch slipped on the stupid pavers outside my front door and I put some surprise weight on my stupid leg. This was a stupid thing to do. Ow.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Hi @ciaraioch.bsky.social please enjoy said photo.
A tiny Yorkie facing me with her head turned to the right, she is sitting on her favourite humans lap with a Christmas tree in the background of a café. 

The dog is wearing a Santa themed red/white and black belt cloak/dress setup
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I'm really beginning to *hate* this bloody boot.
A picture of my two legs, one is covered by a very large and very heavy orthopedic boot. It's quite unwieldy to walk with and makes crutch use feckin awkward
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My sincere thanks @ciaraioch.bsky.social for your wonderful cards, bonus drawings, bookmarks and other goodies. They are all getting in the post tomorrow! Ps: I love the miniature drawing of said tiny dog.
A brown rigid envelope with personal details blocked off.

There is a drawing of a woman on the top right of the artist with her hair across her face as a silly mustache (that would be the exceptional @ciaraioch 

She has also drawn a miniature version of my dog to indicate I am the owner of said pup to make me easier to find 🐾A bonus Christmas card of a cartoon style crow that is labelled "Santa caws"
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
It's looking more likely that the enshittification process for this place is beginning sooner rather than later.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
What are the bets I'm going to stay awake for the full #Latelatetoyshow I'm going to stay probably not.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
End the child surveillance state
Drawing of a skeletal Elf On The Shelf next to the words Touts Out

#art #ElfOnTheShelf #ElfOnAShelf #Cartoon
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Here's a handy block list of Nazi types should you want it. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Just bought some lovely Christmas cards from @ciaraioch.bsky.social It feels early but it always creeps up on me so best to get on the Christmas jobs asap.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
If you're looking for an easy enjoyable watch I can recommend "Elsbeth" Catching up on season 2 right now.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
📌 Lil' note: ciaraioch.com is now taking Christmas orders for prints, gift cards and value bundles - each archival-quality print on textured heavy paper is made in Ireland, shipped in eco-friendly packaging with discount tracked postage available, and comes with free mini-treats for every customer 🎁
Photograph of a display of prints, surrounded by Christmas decorations and fairy lights, against a white fluffy background Photograph of mini-prints, bookmarks, stickers and business cards surrounded by Christmas decorations Cartoon of myself against a white background gesturing towards text that reads Last Christmas Order Dates - USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand: 3rd December, Europe: 15th December, Great Britain: 16th December, Island Of Ireland: 18th December
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Instagram account deletion requested. Now to try and get all my friends and family off WhatsApp. (Less realistic, unfortunately)
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My tiny dog just loves to walk on my leg which had recent surgery. Ow. I forgive her immediately though
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Not sure people realise how hard it's been recently for artists to survive, or how deeply appreciated every single order is. If you can't buy something, it makes a huge difference just to share our work. If you can't share our work, a little sacrifice to the Old Gods on our behalf means a lot, too 💜
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Hang on. Instagram literally just stopped me from flicking past an ad in my feed and called it "an ad break" and I could resume browsing in a moment. Ok fuck this bullshit. Removing my photos and dumping my account from insta ASAP.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Servers go Bork.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
@vonny.bsky.social can I ask you a work related question?
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Post a non-religious picture you consider to be holy. (This is just a small part of my favourite non touristy area in Kerry)
A view of sandstone cliffs to the right and green grass worth a beach with in the background with mildly foamy waters - a special place for me personally
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DeVore and 1,573 others @devore.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
In case you hear about the Gemini AI telling a human to kill themselves and think "oh theres more to that story"... Well yes, yes there is an wooo boy its a FnCKING DOOZY. 1/n
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Ok, my music taste is fairly encentric so I don't really recommend stuff. But this is an actual banger. YouTube link and Spotify link: youtu.be/31Vz6Hxqpf4?si=TaiKvuZM4tl… open.spotify.com/track/4gdQamULpFs7…
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