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@simonishere.bsky.social
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Dog person. Equal rights for others doesn't mean less for you, it's not pie. Trans rights are human rights.

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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's been that kind of day.
Panel 1: A brown-haired woman in a blue shirt sits at a white tablecloth table holding a cocktail glass, looking across at an unseen date. Speech bubble: "SO, WE'RE FINALLY ALONE TOGETHER."
Panel 2: The view shifts to the opposite chair, occupied by a large, featureless pink sphere with the text "MY THOUGHTS" written across it.
Panel 3: The woman takes a sip from her drink with a somber, resigned expression. Speech bubble: "I DON'T THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT."
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'll see if there's a free bar 😬
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L.A. Noire Doubt Meme
ALT: L.A. Noire Doubt Meme
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This was waiting for me when I got home yesterday. #GiveBlood
A short card inviting me and a guest to a dinner in honour of blood donors who have given 50+ donations in a cork hotel
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thanks to the advice of the plumber on my road. My neighbours are sound.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fwiw, I figured it out. The can was turning independently of the silver "neck" of the can itself. So I got a hold of an adjustable slipjoint pliers and turned the neck. Problem solved in seconds
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fwiw, I figured it out. The can was turning independently of the silver "neck" of the can itself. So I got a hold of an adjustable slipjoint pliers and turned the neck. Problem solved in seconds
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think the heat might be getting to me. I did this and I'm cackling because I am basically a 44 year old child.
A large black fan to which I have applied large googly eyes BECAUSE I AM LOSING MY MIND IN THIS HEAT
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If I've no luck I might ask the plumber neighbour down the road.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yup. I'm letting it settle with some oil at the moment
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You know little gas canisters that screw on to your BBQ? Empty but it won't unscrew (turns but that's it) I've tried tightening to loosen, oil, tapping the brass fitting in case of cross threading. It's probably a pressure lock, so puncturing the empty can may release it? Bad idea probably?
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Feels weird to walk home after midnight and be absolutely sweltering 🥵
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Handsome?
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
All aboard the struggle bus today. #mentalhealth
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Obligatory song reference. youtu.be/GpBFOJ3R0M4?...
youtu.be
Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains
YouTube video by GarbageVEVO
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Tralee reporting in, endless flipping rain.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Slowly, therapy is fucking hard sometimes.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Similar here, progress has been made in recent times. Moving it to every two weeks now. It has been weekly since December.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I got a few religious ads a while back and kept reporting for abusive content, they stopped eventually. I had a few Jehovah's call the other day when I was out, good thing too I don't tolerate them all that well since one of them put his foot in my door a few years ago. (I might have eaten him )
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's a herbicide!
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Rename your network to "Glyophosphate by Donna"
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
*boops* she's so gorgeous
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Aw, you're a good human/Dog Pawrent. My brothers child still occasionally asks his dad about visiting Salty, Gerard is thinking about it.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
How did Seve do? He's a bit different.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It will, doesn't mean you have to like it though. It's ok to complain, I do it enough.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Had that Friday, seems to happen to me when I'm tired. I met a friend for an hour and a tea, helps a little temporarily anyway. Anyway I hope you find your way to deal with this shitty thing.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Sorted. I've eaten the chocolate
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Therapy is a funny thing, something came up from last Thursday and I'm still dealing with it.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I'm several counties away so I can send this in safety 🫠
media.tenor.com
grumpy from snow white and the seven dwarfs is shown
ALT: grumpy from snow white and the seven dwarfs is shown
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If it's really bad there is a shot you can get from a GP directly into the stomach. It hurts like a mofo but holy fuck does it work well.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
DM, thankfully I have a close support network but I am telling others to keep me safe
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Starch masks?
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I have a plan of action, I don't want to go back to where I was mentally.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I've asked for a department I know I'm better at but no joy as yet. I'll see how I cope with today. I wasn't too doing well earlier
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I think I may have returned to work too early. I'm not coping well.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
She's 12 but is indeed baby.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I have a human therapist but I also have a live in hairy therapist.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Oh it's an improvement!
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I'm not sure where I stole it from but accurate.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
A snowman who appears to be pulling themselves apart from the head downwards. The inside is coloured red as to resemble blood
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I might do it tomorrow 😂
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I'll check Sineads (wife!) craft drawer, she's bound to have something ✨
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Mine are also Tesco value/70s vibe.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I had a bad time this year and eventually kind of broke in December, it was highly stressful for my wife but she helped me through the worst of it. I'm very thankful for her.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
My little dog in the arms of a staff member at our favourite café.
Millie the tiny Yorkie wearing a present outfit with a gold bow, she in the arms of viola a staff member who is holding her closely
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I'm unaware of this, I shouldn't look it up then.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Good plan, a really really drunk guy who was coked up too got on windy arbour, we all gave a wide berth
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Getting Luas, plan to get off at next stop. Someone steps on sneezing violently, you know what? I'll get off now.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I'm now getting spam calls from private numbers. For fuck sake.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Three different psychologists have now inferred I may be autistic/ADHD. I'm seeing a pattern.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
She tried but I stopped her!
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