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@simonishere.bsky.social
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Dog person. Equal rights for others doesn't mean less for you, it's not pie. Trans rights are human rights.

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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's been that kind of day.
Panel 1: A brown-haired woman in a blue shirt sits at a white tablecloth table holding a cocktail glass, looking across at an unseen date. Speech bubble: "SO, WE'RE FINALLY ALONE TOGETHER."
Panel 2: The view shifts to the opposite chair, occupied by a large, featureless pink sphere with the text "MY THOUGHTS" written across it.
Panel 3: The woman takes a sip from her drink with a somber, resigned expression. Speech bubble: "I DON'T THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT."
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This was waiting for me when I got home yesterday. #GiveBlood
A short card inviting me and a guest to a dinner in honour of blood donors who have given 50+ donations in a cork hotel
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think the heat might be getting to me. I did this and I'm cackling because I am basically a 44 year old child.
A large black fan to which I have applied large googly eyes BECAUSE I AM LOSING MY MIND IN THIS HEAT
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Sorted. I've eaten the chocolate
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I have a human therapist but I also have a live in hairy therapist.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
A snowman who appears to be pulling themselves apart from the head downwards. The inside is coloured red as to resemble blood
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Mine are also Tesco value/70s vibe.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
My little dog in the arms of a staff member at our favourite café.
Millie the tiny Yorkie wearing a present outfit with a gold bow, she in the arms of viola a staff member who is holding her closely
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Bollocks.
Pasta on a tiled floor, Which is not where it should be
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This is my Human, there are other Humans but this one is mine.
A tiny black and brown Yorkie, she is lying on a heated blanket with her paw on my arm and staring at the camera.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
My dog and I chilling in my favourite cafe for a while.
A tiny brown and black Yorkie terrier standing on my lap in my favourite cafe, she is looking across the room which has a herringbone floor and stairs in the background. Doggo is wearing a festive jumper in the style of a Santa suit
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
A few and some of them are really really bad. Most of the ones I've seen have been extremely obvious though. Like this one, I plan to watch under the influence at some point.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Well, shit.


GPSurgery

10:27

Dear Simon, your Bone Density Scan result has returned and unfortunately confirms Osteoporosis. Therefore, could you kindly arrange and appointment with me in the coming days with regard to future management. Regards Dr.

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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
*boop* says my Millie.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
It's all cleaned up and any bits removed. Here it is today, rod is there now.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I got a picture of my original x-ray of my leg today. I'm going to CW It as not everyone wants to see broken bones.
frame of x-ray. the tibia bone is broken in two diagonallyframe of x-ray. the tibia bone is broken in two diagonally
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Never short an opportunity!
A tiny Yorkie terrier standing on my lap looking out the windscreen of a car while parked. She is wearing a pink jumper
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Chilly cold not Chilli hot.
A picture of my home and driveway, the car on the left is completely covered in snow the other space is covered in snow also, the house behind has snow on the roof
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Anywhere west gets more rain but you're probably used to that! I have several recommendations for my home county (obviously) Come fishing with me, I love new crew :)
A small aluminium boat with an engine on the back, it is sitting a trolley ready for launch
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Hi @ciaraioch.bsky.social please enjoy said photo.
A tiny Yorkie facing me with her head turned to the right, she is sitting on her favourite humans lap with a Christmas tree in the background of a café. 

The dog is wearing a Santa themed red/white and black belt cloak/dress setup
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I have been selected but only until favourite cuddles human returns in approximately five minutes.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I'm really beginning to *hate* this bloody boot.
A picture of my two legs, one is covered by a very large and very heavy orthopedic boot. It's quite unwieldy to walk with and makes crutch use feckin awkward
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Slowly. Still in the boot for another couple weeks at least but hope to go partial weight bearing for Christmas 🤞 Bonus Millie because any excuse because I'm obsessed with my small dog
A tiny dog with brown pointed ears staring at me, I'm holding a can of tuna.

She wants it. (Obviously) 

She is wearing a Santa suit style Christmas jumper
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My sincere thanks @ciaraioch.bsky.social for your wonderful cards, bonus drawings, bookmarks and other goodies. They are all getting in the post tomorrow! Ps: I love the miniature drawing of said tiny dog.
A brown rigid envelope with personal details blocked off.

There is a drawing of a woman on the top right of the artist with her hair across her face as a silly mustache (that would be the exceptional @ciaraioch 

She has also drawn a miniature version of my dog to indicate I am the owner of said pup to make me easier to find 🐾A bonus Christmas card of a cartoon style crow that is labelled "Santa caws"
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Fuck meta
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Post a non-religious picture you consider to be holy. (This is just a small part of my favourite non touristy area in Kerry)
A view of sandstone cliffs to the right and green grass worth a beach with in the background with mildly foamy waters - a special place for me personally
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Get lost, trash account.
An account screenshot called "real crazy fights" twitter trash trying to get on to other platforms
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
It has been collected.
A picture of my new (er) grey 181 Toyota Corolla, it is just picked up and it is shiny and water is beading on its surface.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
There can be only one top dog. Clearly it is my Millie.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
The sandwich demander has spoken. #Millie
My little Yorkie terrier sitting on my lap, she is brown and black coloured with large pointy ears, her tongue is curled up as she was demanding a bite of my sandwich.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Rex *loves* cats.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
This shopping app has the measure of me. #UntitledGooseGame #Pin
A pin of the untitled goose. It is a small white goose with a knife in its beak
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Once again if you have not done a whole chicken in the Air Fryer (1.2kg in this case) I highly recommend it.
A roast chicken done in the air fryer, it's skin is brown and crispy with small black bits from the BBQ marinade I applied
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Bye!
A screenshot of an android delete app notification.

Delete Twitter

Uninstall 1 app and clear its data.

Cancel

Uninstall
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Millie says hi but requires chicken for you to buy her love.
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Simon @simonishere.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
My first feed post obviously has to be my best girl.
A smiling Yorkie with her tongue out, she is lying on a grey blanket.
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