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Simon Gosden

@simongosden.bsky.social
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Deep woke, hard centrist, bunny hugger, ❤️ girly swots, mountain biker, SF and Fantasy bookshop owner, anti fascist, EU citizen. I miss David Bowie a lot. 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇦

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Mandeville was cavendish_maid 📎 🇺🇦 @mandeville24.bsky.social · 2h
Nope. But she and the frog look like something or someone just poked them with a stick 🤣🤣
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 2h
Yay or nay?
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 2h
If you know, you know
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 2h
Some overnight sales www.fantasticliterature.com
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 12h
Bugger Bognor.
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 12h
As a retired geography teacher I laughed.
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 13h
They don’t exist
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~<《🅕🅛🅨》>~ @fly1966.bsky.social · 13h
All we got was scandals, tax avoiding free ports, dodgy covid contracts, crumbling schools and hospitals, and hours waiting in line at passport control. Thieving corrupt barstools.
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 13h
Bognor is 49 miles from Gosport! Racist filth
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 13h
Abso-bloody-lutely
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Gordon @gordonsegar.bsky.social · 18h
Even Thatcher knew it was an unpopular move, which was why water privatisation, which was proposed in 1986, was pushed back until after the 1987 general election. Then again I wouldn’t expect Badenoch knows that as she didn’t live permanently in the UK until well after Thatcher left office.
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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 20h
"I'm not a defence expert." Even by Kemi Badenoch's lamentable standards, this is agonising. Just give thanks she will never, ever be Prime Minister. 🙏 #politicslive
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 13h
Donald Trump has said the ‘Cornell 7’, who are alleged of gang-raping a woman, won’t get a “fair shake”. But why is he involved at all?
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Mama Lou🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ @mamaloufood.bsky.social · 14h
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Hammer and Nail
ALT: Hammer and Nail
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SteelerSE @steelerse.bsky.social · 17h
That would assume they have the capacity for shame. Based on their continuing behaviour they got exactly what they wanted out of Brexit.
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Mary Branscombe @marypcbuk.bsky.social · 19h
Alt text a very unflattering picture of an aging white man gesturing with his arms as if everything is someone else’s fault At least he’s not punching an assistant because the restaurant is shut in this one
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Lydia Lancet @inkandinsight.bsky.social · 19h
He conveniently failed to acknowledge austerity, Brexit, and the disastrous governance of the Tories, yet now he’s standing there speaking at their conference. What a shameless hypocrite. Classic Tory.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Clive @wceebee.bsky.social · 21h
She really is thick as she proves every single day
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 21h
If KemiKazi Bad Enoch means that privatisation was designed specifically so that the rivers, beaches & sea are full of, or covered in, raw shit, then it's been a huge 'success' ...
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tarna68.bsky.social @tarna68.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Impressionable is a word I use to describe kids who are easily led but grown men 🙄
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unbelievable
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you know, you know
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you?
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some overnight sales. www.fantasticliterature.com
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Meidas Paul Wigton 🫘 🇺🇳🇺🇦 @rvroomie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clarkson lost me, years ago: he’s dead to me.
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s losing money
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sentient beings simply don’t just ‘move along’
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Leprechaun @robnedbalek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wah, wah,wah! FAFO! 💙Amen, AMEN, A-M-E-N!💙 😓8😥6💔4😡7🤬 & his MAGA MAFIA! FOXTROT DELTA TANGO!
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Mimi G @mimig1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Didn’t quite work out the way he planned it, having to actually EARN those millions… and with a whole lot of help besides…
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Non sequitur
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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3 hours to set up, have several rows with older brother, hunt for the missing ball in every room. Then play for 10 minutes until a hard flick gave someone a black nail, throw it all in the box in a huff (minus the ball) and go outside instead.
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uncanny
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Kate by the ocean 🐬 @purpleswimbunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look at the age & deterioration of the network. Too much money in shareholder pockets, not enough in upgrading infrastructure. There should have been a timetable for improvements. It was naive to expect it to be maintained when there was profit to be had. Fines for pollution just pass to customers.
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Suziey33 @suziey33.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aww my dad took me and my sister to see that at the pictures when it came out. Loved it
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thick racist morons
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Twelve arrests after Gosport protest over migrant boat arrival
Flares were set off and there were a few scuffles with police during the stand-off in Gosport.
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blueandy2525.bsky.social @blueandy2525.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I preferred Striker... 'Five a side football with a kick!'
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wrendarr @wrendarr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another fucking Tory wanker looking for a government handout. Benefits for he, not for thee!
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man who purchased a farm as a tax dodge now complaining as it’s hard work. What a hypocrite.
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember 'Old school Conservatives' Kemi & erm, well - no you're not....
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HAL @sperrympe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Teachers aren’t lucky to have the job. Society is lucky there are still people willing to do it.
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Michael Scott Says 'You're Not Wrong There'
ALT: Michael Scott Says 'You're Not Wrong There'
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A D Green @emeraldgeezer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Neither did any citizen who had lived abroad for 15+ years. They were denied the right to vote in the 2016 advisory Brexit referendum.
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jonoffun.bsky.social @jonoffun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Courting the backing of billionaires for a fat expenses account upto the 2029 Nothing else to see here
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Andy Squibb @squibbmeisteruk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When one is not satisfied with the award of Dunning Kruger & Bar, one keeps striving for more. 🤦‍♂️ #SemiBadenough
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Pete Bangert @peterjbangert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No doubt a number of her patrons and controllers got very rich from the initiative.
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John Stockbridge @jstockbridge1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yes. In my day, it was stretched out on the carpet., so the pitch ‘gripped.’ On our knees , flicking away. The cat walking all over the pitch. Constantly glueing broken players where they’d beentrodden on. No stands or floodlights. It was bloody marvellous!
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Tony Frobisher @ateafilledpoet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1987 Basement of the house in Hildesheim West Germany - Dad in the army. Hours of Subutteo with my brother. The skilful jammy lad. Still waiting for my rematch to avenge the defeat of Liverpool by Nottingham Forest.
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hornist24.bsky.social @hornist24.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For a few shareholders, certainly. They care only for their bank balances, not the water quality and costs to mere "plebs." Badenoch is "thick as mince." A clueless Thatcher disciple, Badenoch is surrounded by talentless sycophants, still in the wake of Farage.
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