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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 1h

That was a mad race! And that’s it for this season’s title tilt for George Russell & it’s Kimi Antonelli’s to lose now. A brilliant drive by both Max Verstappen & Lewis Hamilton. And another terrible weekend for Lando Norris.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 5h

++++ Message from our cheesy overlords, the Hallouminati ++++ Greetings meat batteries of matrix sector 0111001101 Today's safe word is mangelwurzel. Yesterday's word (juxtaposition) is no longer valid. ++++ Message ends ++++

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17h

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 16h

That’s because there’s petrol-station pork pies with more brains than this repellent ghoul.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20h

Spot on! 🎯

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 17h

I once publicly said a former special counsel was guilty of perjury after accusing him of attending a basketball game in Atlanta when he was actually attending a basketball game 650 miles away, because any team with word ‘hawks’ in the name essentially sounds the same to me.

Bob Mortimer reading from a card on ‘Would I Lie To You’

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 17h

Reminder: this rancid Reform ghoul, Tory-turncoat Cruella Bigotman, thinks four of these scorers aren’t English. The rest of her colleagues obviously agree as they don’t seem to have popped up to say she’s wrong.

Thor re Home Secretary & turncoat Cruella Blatherman on Question Time.

A list of the England players who scored against Croatia.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 19h

Leonard, Natalie’s been shitting on my spot.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sat in the local tonight & it was very, very busy. Three dozen of supposedly some of the smartest people on the planet walk in & the wankspanners are hugely baffled that theres no place for them to sit. Because, of course said genius jizzmaggots don’t understand how booking a table works.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pinch, punch first of the month and all that voodoo jizzery involving, for some reason, rabbits. Welcome to the month of Samhain & the coming of the long dark.

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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026

Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!

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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Seattle

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tech News: Apple have promised to release a longer version of the iPhone so Man City fans can see their position in the National League North table without developing RSI from all the scrolling down from the top flight.

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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jack Smith: “it’s inconceivable to me how you can pardon people who beat police officers… and then vilify the officers”

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I like this idea! Alongside a mega fine & a transfer ban, this would be a fine punishment

From faceache:

“A former Premier League executive has suggested deducting 20-25 POINTS from City EVERY SEASON for THREE TO FIVE YEARS if serious breaches are ultimately proven.

Rather than hitting City with one enormous points deduction in a single campaign, the idea would be to make them live with the punishment season after season.

And the thinking behind it is VERY interesting.

A 20-25 point deduction might not necessarily be enough to relegate a team of City’s quality.
Instead, it could leave them stuck in a Premier League “DEAD ZONE”.

Good enough to comfortably survive…

But starting every season so far behind the top clubs that qualifying for the Champions League becomes extremely difficult.

And then, once the season finishes, it happens AGAIN.

Another 20-25 points deducted.

Potentially for as many as FIVE consecutive seasons.

That could have a huge knock-on effect.

No Champions League football could impact revenue, make recruitment more difficult and potentially affect City’s ability to attract or retain some of the world’s best players.

It would also mean the punishment couldn’t simply be served in one bad season before everything returned to normal.

The consequences could follow City around for YEARS.

Of course, this is only a suggested approach, and any actual sanction would depend on what was ultimately proven and what punishments were available under the relevant rules.

But it would certainly be a fascinating alternative to immediate relegation.

Instead of sending City down and potentially watching them come straight back up, they would begin multiple Premier League seasons with a MASSIVE handicap.

20-25 POINTS.

EVERY SEASON.

FOR THREE TO FIVE YEARS.

Would THIS be a fair punishment if serious breaches were proven?”

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Donald Trump, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner think the way to negotiate with these barbarians is to offer them business deals.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.

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Good Samaritan @goodsamaritanhq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love when a recipe says “prep time: 10 minutes.” Ten minutes for WHO? A professional chef with eight hands? It takes me ten minutes to find the paprika. Then another five staring into the fridge hoping the ingredient I forgot to buy will spontaneously appear out of shame.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

THIS 👇 HERE IS SICKENING......

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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Holy sh*t. Sen Schmitt just accused Jack Smith of going to an Atlanta Hawks bball game with the implication that he must of also met with then prosecutor Fani Willis BUT Smith went to an Iowa HAWKEYES game in Maryland instead. This GOP clown show is a disgrace.

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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You’d lose access if you ever suggested that the #SenilePeadophileImbecile had become #DozingDon …. Assuming he was awake long enough to chuck you out. You just have endure 20 minutes of unhinged delusional drivel before he nods off & Natalie wheels him out for a diaper change.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This two tier policing is disgraceful. It's as if there is one approach for people who helpfully film themselves committing crimes and another approach when there is insufficient evidence.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Putin’s reward for committing war crimes for years? An invitation from “Lil’ Marco” to brief his war criminal creature, Agent Krasov, in person at the G20. And remind the Liar-Tollah that he still holds a substantial cache of kompromat on him. The other 19 should refuse to go/meet elsewhere.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What Man City should get: a billion pound mega fine, a 50 point deduction & a 10 transfer window ban whenever they return to the top flight. Plus, a new “fit & proper persons” test on the leadership who cheated. What Man City will get: a 2 million slap on the wrist & a single transfer window ban.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Here's something to make you all feel old. I you were born.the day the 1st episode featuring this mob aired, you'd be 39. Happy birthday.

Star Trek: The Next Generation cast photo

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tony Blair at the ripe old age of 376.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If the report is accurate, I think the EPL offer City a choice: - a £1bn fine and a 5 year transfer ban - a £500m fine, stripping of all titles won during the period & repayment of prize money - a £250m fine and a 50 point deduction to be applied immediately - no fine but expulsion from the league

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

An interesting note in the Guardian:

“Paul Stothard, a partner at global law firm Norton Rose Fullbright: “This result, if upheld, will open the floodgates to further legal challenges.

“Manchester City being found liable for 114 out of 115 rule breaches means that other clubs may choose to pursue compensation for lost revenue, missed European qualification or relegation – though they would need to be able to prove how City’s breaches impacted on their own ability to compete and their quantifiable loss.”

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Think Captain Thugwash is now well into the ‘Find Out’ stage …

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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He doesn’t care if he loses the election because he plans to steal it if he can. He can’t! We won’t let him.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Footyball news: Manchester City found guilty of 114 breaches of the rules by an independent commission. Everton immediately docked 15 points.

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Minions Riendose

ALT: Minions Riendose

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Huge news if true: The Athletic are reporting that Man City have been found guilty on 114 of the 115 charges they faced. No sanctions are reported & there will be countless appeals but this could result in a range of penalties, including being kicked out of the top flight, though fine more likely.

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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good. Now arrest those who were with him for conspiracy, and then arrest those who tried to set fire to a hotel for arson. And then proscribe the group as a terrorist organisation. Which is what you are if you use violence for political ends. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

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Police arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in Channel

Thirty-seven-year-old in custody on suspicion of crimes including criminal damage with intent to endanger life

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Scenes from recently history No. 583: the zoom meeting

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’d like to thank everyone on Twitter who has spoken out to denounce Andy Burnham’s move to tackle misinformation. The fact that all the Russian bots are saying exactly the same thing is pure coincidence.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was told by a guy on Truth Social who wears orange makeup that leaking to the press was treason and people should be prosecuted for it.

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Trouble is he'll now monetise this and make a whole heap of cash off it enabling him to do it bigger next time

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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted.... History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” ― George Orwell, 1984

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Because we all know Agent Krasov wouldn’t do that, in case his KGB handler started hinting at the public release of some of the devastating kompromat he holds over him.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’d like to see similar on trains here: every time we go on one there’s at least two fucking shits who think the entire carriage wants to enjoy their execrable taste in music or invite us all to listen in on their pointless dribbling conversations with equally beef-witted bellends.

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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Farage seems to be unhappy that the Government is trying to do the bare minimum to combat Russian disinformation. I wonder why?

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In the 90s, many people in Cromer woke up to find a biscuit sellotaped to their front door. After almost 30 years I feel safe to admit I was involved. Obviously, they were digestives, not hobnobs. We were pranksters, not psychopaths.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If protesting against genocide is the equivalent of terrorism then so should privately 'patrolling' the busiest shipping lane in the world and attacking a dinghy. If you proscribe one you have to do the same to the other. Lets see if Burnham & Mahmood have the cahones to do it.

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