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SIMONE 🩷

@simonee.bsky.social
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i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it linktr.ee/parasocialyte

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 3h
it is The Garment
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 3h
first time??? thats so exciting omg
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 16h
how are your various vitamin levels
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19h
also a pattern link
ravelry.com
The Garment pattern by Robert Cole
Let the Garment envelop you; experience its heft and splendor.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19h
the siren song of knitting The Garment is getting deeper and deeper into my head. for any unfamiliar i have attached a picture of The Garment
A man stands in an antique oval shaped mirror wearing what may seem to be a very long knitted turtlenecked sack that covers the whole body. No arm holes to be found.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21h
whoa. thats a good cat
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21h
i would like to see. the cat
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21h
if i'm being honest a pretty significant chunk of my mental state right now is being held together by asmr youtube videos. there is a nice british lady pretending to measure my face and she is a load-bearing wall in my brain
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21h
i think you are my nice friend cedar and i would not torture u
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21h
sports trash talk is so fun when my enemies are objectively bad people who are also bad at the sport
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 22h
did u see the dune ship thing that just looks like a giant vibrator
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 22h
A'JA WILSON TYLENOL THE WAY SHE GETS RID OF THE FEVER
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 22h
sophie cunningham unemployment imminent flop ass horse face bitch can't ball for shit
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 22h
it's A'ja and Stewie for sure
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 23h
i have good news. you can play Tears of the Kingdom right now
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 23h
sometimes you just gotta spend so much time playing Tears of the Kingdom because in real life it is not so easy to run around slaying monsters with a thunder gleeok blade
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my cousin showed it to me as the first episode of Buffy i ever saw because she knew it would make me instantly obsessed
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once More With Feeling Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i never saw the man's face. he was turned away from me the whole time, and i had my face buried in my backpack because i was so scared. i think about him a lot. and right now i am trying to think of him and remember there are still some good people in this world who protect others.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
once when i was 16 i was taking the bus to school and a guy started harassing me, yelling all this crazy shit at me. i was absolutely frozen terrified. and then a man got on the bus, saw what was happening, and stood between me and the crazy guy and got the crazy guy off the bus.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
she's been going hard defending Jane Doe and it's honestly really great to see
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
JCO's been on an absolute tear back over in the other place
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
quite simply she has that dog in her. and she is the dog in question
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i have a meme for this exact situation
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i genuinely haven't been able to stop bursting into tears for days this shit is just so fucking awful
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Log Lady talks to Laura Palmer, one hand gently on the girl's forehead.
"When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. The tender boughs of innocence burn first. And the wind rises. And then all goodness is in jeopardy."
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh wise trundler, tell me, does the pain ever stop
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
pal i've been in treatment since i was 6 years old and i'm on two different medications right now
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hiiii friends let's meet up and do fun drinkies i can't stop bursting into tears and i feel like my insides have been scooped out of me!!!!
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how the fuck am i supposed to invite people for haha fun birthday plans time
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i turn 25 in one month. what am i supposed to do with that
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president
theonion.com
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the world is absolutely horrific and i can't stop crying hysterically but at least in a week i will have some socks with snoopy wearing a little witch hat. at least i have that.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ordered some extremely boring practical clothes that i need but! as a treat i have allowed myself to buy Fun Socks :)
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Saoirse “Ghost of a Victorian Child” Stone 🏳️‍⚧️ @saoirsestone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sure, yes, it is not literally all men. But it can be any man. That instinct you just had, where you thought of a guy and were so sure it couldn’t be that guy? It could be lots of guys, but definitely not That Guy! It can be that guy. I’ve seen it be that guy. I’ve been the victim of that guy.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i wish i was not made of all this useless flesh and blood. i wish i was a sword, made of lovely shining silver, my hilt shaped to fit the hands of my sisters. i wish that they might wield me to slay their monsters, that i would be the blade raised to slit the throat of evil.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
honorable mentions to the flash games/websites i played on as a kid (probably forgetting some) - Club Penguin - Poptropica - Moshi Monsters - CoolMathGames dot com -GirlsGoGames dot com
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box is representing the entire franchise but i thought i should only pick one and it was the one i played most as a kid, Hollow Knight + Hades + Breath of the Wild are also representing their respective sequels)
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
9 games that shaped who i am <3 top row is childhood games, bottom 2 rows are games that lead me to Become Gamer as an adult
Nintendogs: Chihuahua & Friends
Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
Picross 3D
Stardew Valley
Hollow Knight
Hades
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Celeste
Night in the Woods
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its beautiful gita!!!!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i need secret 4th option which is that i think you look very pretty but i feel platonically <3
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i am pure of heart and soul and i think the gods of pokemon cards should see that and let me buy just one (1) 30th anniversary etb
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you're much kinder than i am because i would have directly punched him in the face
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
babe it’s 5 am time to run up that hill and make a deal with god
open.spotify.com
Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - 2018 Remaster
Kate Bush · Hounds of Love (2018 Remaster) · Song · 1985
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they used to film on the block of one of my childhood apartments! (we moved a few times bc NYC rent etc)
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the first one really worked because it was organic and it was just random people, i fear making it an open casting call thing was always going to result in the audience doing the “i’m auditioning to be the newest cast member!” schtick
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
police are still treating victims the same way they treated a little girl in Pennsylvania 53 years ago, a girl who is now a woman watching as the world has not changed for her daughter. we walk around carrying each others’ stories, hoping to warn each other in time.
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