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SIMONE 🩷

@simonee.bsky.social
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i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it linktr.ee/parasocialyte

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh that’s a bit of alright luv xx
My hand, holding up a sliced piece of blondieThe unsliced sheet of blondies
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the siren song of knitting The Garment is getting deeper and deeper into my head. for any unfamiliar i have attached a picture of The Garment
A man stands in an antique oval shaped mirror wearing what may seem to be a very long knitted turtlenecked sack that covers the whole body. No arm holes to be found.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Log Lady talks to Laura Palmer, one hand gently on the girl's forehead.
"When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. The tender boughs of innocence burn first. And the wind rises. And then all goodness is in jeopardy."
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
9 games that shaped who i am <3 top row is childhood games, bottom 2 rows are games that lead me to Become Gamer as an adult
Nintendogs: Chihuahua & Friends
Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
Picross 3D
Stardew Valley
Hollow Knight
Hades
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Celeste
Night in the Woods
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it was really hard to narrow down to only 9 but these are definitely 9 movies that have shaped my life
Singin' in the Rain, Spirited Away, The Producers, Dirty Dancing, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Thin Man, The Sound of Music, Do the Right Thing, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally starting this year’s bake off
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
meeting his big brother 🥹 (big dog is Nigel, little puppy is Ernie)
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IMPORTANT: my aunt and uncle have a new puppy
A little golden retriever puppy sits under a chair/someone's legsThe puppy sleeping in his little puppy bed
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sharks i am asking for an investment of $228 so i can buy the fashion brand company Adult Wizard Cape
Model wearing a very long and large dark blue velvet wizard's cape with several stars of different colors and sizes scattered across it.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
okay absolutely crazy development, one of my neighbors also saw this cat today and from the front it looks INCREDIBLY similar to the cat i saw back in july that i thought had died, could just be a littermate but those markings are so identical
Photo from today of a tuxedo cat with a white bib and mustache, short socks on its front paws, and long socks in the back.Photo from July of tuxedo cat with EXTREMELY similar markings to the previous photo
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a hot new bombshell (unknown feral cat) has entered the villa (backyard)
Lump of a little black cat taking a nap on a big pile of sticks and leaves and stuff
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm 24. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tom from Succession in the scene where he's interviewing a guy who is definitely a nazi and the guy admits to having read mein kampf "a few times"
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
turtle :)
Two turtles, one bigger and one smaller, bask in the sun on a partly submerged log
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fucked up on this Bee’s Knees feeling like i know a whoopee spot where the gin is cold but the piano’s hot
Cocktail in a coupe glass with a slice of lemon sitting on top
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
additional Finn pics!!! plus info on his sickliness and why he isn’t getting over his cold as quickly as he should have
A large long haired tabby kitten in a baby strollerSame kitten, clearly very goopy in the faceThe kitten but much smaller and goopier on the street with his feral momTweet reply from @littlebbyslug

so they're wanting to send him to a specialist, the xray done on his head shows a soft tissue blockage in his nose that's causing his ears not to drain, as well as his ear bones having severe thickening, which was caused by him being sick since he was born.

(second reply)

so they don't know the cause/illness but they know why he's not getting better. his middle ear is holding a fluid & his congestion is due to a blockage. i'm so overwhelmed bc of vet costs but there is no way me and him separate i love him too much
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the eagle has landed 🫡 auntie vacation over for now 👋❤️
Chauncey on a green and black checkered floorChauncey in her little window nook
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
good messages everyone 👍 the girl is in her spaceship flying home to her planet
A cat carrier backpack with a big plastic orb window thing in the front that Chauncey is looking out of
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
behold!!! her :)
Chauncey (torbie cat) rolled over on her back on a wood floor to show off her belly very cutely
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what an honor, to be seen as a safe place to rest
Chauncey the torbie cat absolutely conked out into oblivion on my lap
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GIRL WHO TRIED TO EAT MY YARN 🫵 (+ evidence of crimes)
My blurry finger pointing at Chauncey's faceMy finger, more in focus this time, pointing to chewed up cotton yarn
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
made myself vietnamese iced coffee at home and i can taste the face of god
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
good morning from the bird observer
Chauncey the torbie cat (backlit) sitting on the shelf of my window looking at meShe turns her attention out the window. To the birbs
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
VICTORIOUS OVER HER PREY
Chauncey laying on my bed real weirdly next to the worm feather toy she was hunting
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the great hunter goes to work
Chauncey wrassling with a pink feather toyShe continues to wrassleMore wrasslin
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the huge boba eyes of the great hunter
Chauncey (torbie cat) in a little cardboard scratching box, curled up to pounce. Her eyes are absolutely gigantic. There is a purple/red/pink feather toy dangling in front of her
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it's spherical girl sunday #sphericalgirlsunday #getspherical
Chauncey the torbie cat curled up in a beautiful sphere on my lap
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the concept of "push up sports bra"
Fiona Apple on the cover of Spin magazine with additional text:

But towards the end, when they are discussing Apple's photoshoot, they mention that Apple, between takes & being told to smoulder to the camera, would mutter to herself "there's no hope for women, there's no hope for women."
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what if you were the littlest baby girl ever and you were on your beloved aunt chair's lap and you put your little head on your little paws and slept so peacefully so sweet
Chauncey's little head resting on her paws sleeping on my desk chair's armrest
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
she has become liquid
Chauncey (torbie cat) on my lap doing a remarkable impression of a puddle
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
she has no remorse for her crimes against me
My head (face covered with an emoji) on a pillow next to Chauncey who is sleeping soundly and occupying over half of the pillow
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
girl who has shamelessly stolen my pillow and will not let me sleep in my own bed
Chauncey bathing herself on what is very clearly my bed and pillow for humans
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
experts are saying we've located the sleepiest baby girl of all time
Chauncey (torbie cat) snoozing away on my lap, one paw stuck out in front of herAerial view of the snoozer
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
bonus: peets
Chauncey’s polite little feet
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
would you watch Smosh Mouth with her
Chauncey the torbie cat sitting on my desk so politely in front of my laptop playing an episode of Smosh Mouth
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
GHOST DOG???
Drawing of Ghost Dog, an elderly black lab with long hair and a balding belly
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
gorgeous loaf perfect form baked to absolute perfection 10s across the board
Chauncey (torbie cat) sitting on my bed in a beautiful loaf position
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the sneeper
Chauncey (torbie cat) sleeping on my lap, using the arm rest of my desk chair as a pillow
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the sweetiest girl of all time
Chauncey (torbie cat) sitting on my lap and looking up at me so sweetly
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the eagle has remembered that she is a sweetie girl who loves me
Chauncey on my lap so sweetie girl
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the eagle has landed
Torbie cat (Chauncey) looking around curiously at her surroundings which includes a large section of floor covered by towels
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i am picking up my angel baby niece tomorrow :))))
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
an example of perfect casting
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
iktr
Your dialect map

(in fainter text) Redder areas talk more like you, bluer areas least.

(highlighted) You talk most like someone from New York- about 56% of your answers match a typical resident
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
would anyone like to put me in any normal lists or am i only allowed to be in insane slanderous ones (also please report the crazy person who has me in like 50 horribly lurid blocklists that are all bullshit)
someone put me on the list "nazis and their enablers"
from a different person: just a shit ton of genuinely horrible shit that they've put me on for some reason
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
pulled this very cool full art today :)
Pokemon card: Ethan's Ho-Oh ex full art
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
selling a bunch of my pokemon card dupes on my depop depop.com/babybushka 🫶
Grid of 6 pictures of pokemon cards
Top row (left to right)
Iono’s Bellibolt ex hyper rare (gold)
Incineroar ex jumbo + regular size + regular Torterra ex
Jumbo & regular sized Mega Zygarde ex promo + two Mega Zygarde ex
Bottom row (left to right)
Armarouge illustration rare
Numel illustration rare
Latias ex full art
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
me and daisuke bucklesby
Anna Nicole Smith and her ancient ass husband
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
also got some really cute common cards from SWSH sets i haven't been able to open :) (the Buizel and Rotom are the cards i needed for my master set)
Top, left to right: Minccino, Ducklett, Shinx
Bottom, left to right: Buizel and Wash Rotom
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the greatest dream blunt rotation of all time
(left to right) Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda reunite to present at the 2017 Emmys.
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