iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

finding out the next morning that the loss that tilted u into a late night losing streak was against a cheater is one of those new unnamable emotions that was invented in the digital era

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 03/10/2026

why is this what our society has decided on being acceptable

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 03/10/2026

child car seats are insane massive bulky items only good for one year that only exist because of car dependency

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That's ok. Not everyone likes cheese.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026

Chump To Receive No Compensation For Rescuing Children From Fire

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this simply isn't nice. I HAVE NEVER BEEN A DUMMY. EVER. Check yourself

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 25/09/2026

You need to own a real flashlight. Go to the store. Buy a real flashlight and a bunch of batteries.

A man holding a glowing fish during a power out. The text reads: Flashlight fish? Not a real flashlight. It’s hurricane season. Own a real flashlight. Have fresh batteries.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nothing is a cognitohazard. You are just mentally gumptionless.

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 20/09/2026

huh, altoids really are curiously strong

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Unused graphic found in the files of Mario Superstar Baseball, possibly used as a placeholder for the title screen. It features crude sketches of Mario and Luigi seemingly made in MS Paint and the text "ルイージの兄野球", which translates to "Luigi's Older Brother Baseball".

ルイージの兄野球
Source: tcrf.net user "Geno Penguin", https://tcrf.net/File:MSSBTitleScreenSketch.png

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 17/09/2026

....DBA "Pvauert US"?

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ryan fae @ryanfae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i don't believe this got enough attention: The Needle issued a retraction to an investigation from two weeks ago, following __EIGHT ERRORS__ that were uncaught before publication the single editor on the story was their "fiction and satire editor" (what the fuck? why?), who has stepped down god

Retraction: Adam Proffitt is Not Personally Investigating Trans People in Bathrooms
Artemis T. Douglas
The Needle Editors & Writers
Artemis T. Douglas & The Needle Editors & Writers
Sept. 1, 2026 | 11:22a EDT
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The Needle is issuing a voluntary retraction for our article “Kansas’ Investigations of Trans People in Bathrooms Personally Overseen by Democrat Appointee Adam Proffitt,” which was published Aug 22. We regret these mistakes.

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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's Bedtime Wrastle Time except it's just Root Beer vs Himself

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 09/09/2026

is this about the spaceship

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 04/09/2026

apparently me not wanting to sell a fully functional high end phone for 100$ is a "order cancellation" thanks facebook

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about and I can't even begin to care.

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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes

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Adult Human Puppygirl @k-effective.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

DOMME FANTASY: The world will be shattered and remade in my image. My plans have already come to fruition, I need only wait. SWITCH FANTASY: unlimited court intrigue forever and if they catch you they just go at you for an hour then release you SUB FANTASY: What if she liked me back for real

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Demily Pyro 🥐🎀💢 @demilypyro.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Girls will rend flesh to stim and not even eat it

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 27/08/2026

Squishy toys with water beads can be dangerous. Never heat squishy toys in the microwave and keep them out of hot cars.

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 25/08/2026

ngl I didn't actually check youtube I just went "I bet there's a 3h video"

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 25/08/2026

brb watching a 3h "the complete doom lore" video

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 25/08/2026

doom guy is in the bible????

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 25/08/2026

I have not heard of this lore what lmao

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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Cannot overstate how much receiving this text from my mother unprompted was like being hit with a brick

Today 20:00
“The living tombstone, have you heard of them !?”

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 22/08/2026

god mcdonalds really is the fucking trenches i switched to retail and not only do i get paid more but i get paid to sit down and recover for 15 minutes sometimes multiple times a shift

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

AI video and they’re hiding all the replies calling it out? My people will be speaking with your people, using harpoons

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Katerwaul @katerwaul.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If you too yearn to become one with the divine machine, you should read ALL THE STARS TO CINDERS. www.scribblehub.com/series/73857...

scribblehub.com

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

are you calling her an "it" or do you just have a way of speaking I'm not familiar with?

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 19/08/2026

GTA 6 leak reveals you need to change your smoke alarm batteries every year.

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Kizu @kizuati.com · 19/08/2026

Me when I go into the Hosuse Of Leaves and I can’t do even a singular Leave out of it:

Silver @silverandro.dev · 19/08/2026

Their API documentation stated it was "past the first 4 seconds" in june '25, before being updated to be "past the initial few seconds" in august '25 also, email sent to API devs about this change seems to imply that this metric is staying internally, so I think this is purely a UI pumping exercise

Wayback Machine Archive of the youtube API documentation for metrics on June 16th, 2025 with the following text shown:

View metrics

engagedViews (core metric)
The number of times the channel's videos have been viewed past the initial seconds.

views (core metric)
This metric represents different numbers in different types of reports. This is a core metric and is subject to the Deprecation Policy.

YouTube Analytics and Reporting APIs

If you own a channel or you are authorized to access data for a channel, beginning August 24, you can query both the updated views and “Engaged Views” across both Targeted Queries and Bulk Reports. The views field will then reflect the new counting logic for all content formats, while “Engaged Views” (available as engagedViews for Targeted Queries and engaged_views for Bulk Reports) will remain available to support users who require the previous version of the views metric.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

@REDACTED hello dyno-nator! we are fans of your EPIC meme streams on da cord? follow4follow? and potential collabs in the heckin' future? your boi, the waluigi himself!

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 17/08/2026

oh god its JUST color SPECIFICALLY on prepare and adventure spells that i need to propagate down ahhhhh

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 17/08/2026

database checks and mutable variables are saving my ass so bad

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 17/08/2026

TFW you need a specialized version of one of your structures to read data with a bunch of defaults because it might not exist or exist on a higher level than you need it and then code to propagate that info down (help)

A folder with the name "models" with 4 files, BulkDataListing.kt, RawCardData, RawCardFace, and RootFaceExtractShell, with the last one highlighted

A JSON excerpt from scryfall's card API, showing a card that has pulled the "colors" information into the root card object, instead of having it on each card_faces object

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Silver @silverandro.dev · 17/08/2026

trying to use the scryfall cards api and i keep running into decisions that are trying to kill me with hammers for using a strongly typed system

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anti-materiel girl @melody.pet · 16/08/2026

we are the daughters of the noobs your couldnt pwn

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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I emailed Mug about this to see if I could get a statement, and got a reply from somebody at PepsiCo apologizing if I was offended. Their reply included a coupon code for 15% off Gatorade

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

You're wicked, and a dark spirit. I hope you heal.

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