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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
finding out the next morning that the loss that tilted u into a late night losing streak was against a cheater is one of those new unnamable emotions that was invented in the digital era
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Silver @silverandro.dev · 03/10/2026
child car seats are insane massive bulky items only good for one year that only exist because of car dependency
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Silver @silverandro.dev · 02/10/2026
YEAHHH KICK HIS ASS
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's ok. Not everyone likes cheese.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Chump To Receive No Compensation For Rescuing Children From Fire
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this simply isn't nice. I HAVE NEVER BEEN A DUMMY. EVER. Check yourself
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 25/09/2026
You need to own a real flashlight. Go to the store. Buy a real flashlight and a bunch of batteries.
A man holding a glowing fish during a power out. The text reads: Flashlight fish? Not a real flashlight. It’s hurricane season. Own a real flashlight. Have fresh batteries.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nothing is a cognitohazard. You are just mentally gumptionless.
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Silver @silverandro.dev · 20/09/2026
huh, altoids really are curiously strong
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
rofl
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unused graphic found in the files of Mario Superstar Baseball, possibly used as a placeholder for the title screen. It features crude sketches of Mario and Luigi seemingly made in MS Paint and the text "ルイージの兄野球", which translates to "Luigi's Older Brother Baseball".
ルイージの兄野球
Source: tcrf.net user "Geno Penguin", https://tcrf.net/File:MSSBTitleScreenSketch.png
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Silver @silverandro.dev · 17/09/2026
....DBA "Pvauert US"?
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みっか @mikkamenoyoru.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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ryan fae @ryanfae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i don't believe this got enough attention: The Needle issued a retraction to an investigation from two weeks ago, following __EIGHT ERRORS__ that were uncaught before publication the single editor on the story was their "fiction and satire editor" (what the fuck? why?), who has stepped down god
Retraction: Adam Proffitt is Not Personally Investigating Trans People in Bathrooms
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The Needle Editors & Writers
Artemis T. Douglas & The Needle Editors & Writers
Sept. 1, 2026 | 11:22a EDT
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The Needle is issuing a voluntary retraction for our article “Kansas’ Investigations of Trans People in Bathrooms Personally Overseen by Democrat Appointee Adam Proffitt,” which was published Aug 22. We regret these mistakes.
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's Bedtime Wrastle Time except it's just Root Beer vs Himself
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hope you're doing well
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Silver @silverandro.dev · 04/09/2026
apparently me not wanting to sell a fully functional high end phone for 100$ is a "order cancellation" thanks facebook
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Mærgeist @miregeist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ink sorceress
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about and I can't even begin to care.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Adult Human Puppygirl @k-effective.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
DOMME FANTASY: The world will be shattered and remade in my image. My plans have already come to fruition, I need only wait. SWITCH FANTASY: unlimited court intrigue forever and if they catch you they just go at you for an hour then release you SUB FANTASY: What if she liked me back for real
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Demily Pyro 🥐🎀💢 @demilypyro.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Girls will rend flesh to stim and not even eat it
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 27/08/2026
Squishy toys with water beads can be dangerous. Never heat squishy toys in the microwave and keep them out of hot cars.
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cannot overstate how much receiving this text from my mother unprompted was like being hit with a brick
Today 20:00
“The living tombstone, have you heard of them !?”
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Silver @silverandro.dev · 22/08/2026
god mcdonalds really is the fucking trenches i switched to retail and not only do i get paid more but i get paid to sit down and recover for 15 minutes sometimes multiple times a shift
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
AI video and they’re hiding all the replies calling it out? My people will be speaking with your people, using harpoons
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Katerwaul @katerwaul.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you too yearn to become one with the divine machine, you should read ALL THE STARS TO CINDERS. www.scribblehub.com/series/73857...
scribblehub.com
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
are you calling her an "it" or do you just have a way of speaking I'm not familiar with?
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 19/08/2026
GTA 6 leak reveals you need to change your smoke alarm batteries every year.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 19/08/2026
Me when I go into the Hosuse Of Leaves and I can’t do even a singular Leave out of it:
static.klipy.com
an iq too high
ALT: an iq too high
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Die, het cracker! Die!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@REDACTED hello dyno-nator! we are fans of your EPIC meme streams on da cord? follow4follow? and potential collabs in the heckin' future? your boi, the waluigi himself!
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Silver @silverandro.dev · 17/08/2026
trying to use the scryfall cards api and i keep running into decisions that are trying to kill me with hammers for using a strongly typed system
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anti-materiel girl @melody.pet · 16/08/2026
we are the daughters of the noobs your couldnt pwn
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I emailed Mug about this to see if I could get a statement, and got a reply from somebody at PepsiCo apologizing if I was offended. Their reply included a coupon code for 15% off Gatorade
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You're wicked, and a dark spirit. I hope you heal.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A man says "it's time to settle the score once and for all." He picks up a jar of pro biotics. He picks up a jar of anti-biotics. He consumes the entire contents of the jars by pouring them down his throat with a GARBL. He bears a look of extreme determination.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
electrocute that little freak
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i regard water as dry
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Silver @silverandro.dev · 06/08/2026
WHY WOULD YOU SELL CAFFEINATED FLAVORED WATER
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is possibly the most ill-informed post on a microblogging platform I have ever seen.
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Silver @silverandro.dev · 04/08/2026
setup end of service for my internet and now it's abysmal dogshit that keeps dropping hmmmmmmmm
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The blockng system here is weird, too opaque, what was it about?
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あてなば侑 @atenaba.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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Silver @silverandro.dev · 31/07/2026
Had apple's on device AI thingy completely synthesize a calendar event today Literally just "heres the events, tell me if a specific type of event is today" and it just made one up with random hours
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Silver @silverandro.dev · 31/07/2026
CO2 out at work and the amount of people who seemingly don't know the word "carbonated" is driving me nuts
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