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Kizu

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I’m a soulless cunt with a heart of gold. My life is a running gag with the universe. People tell me I’m awfully sexual. Rejected by God, kept alive by science.

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Kizu @kizuati.com · 13h
I feel seen by Northernlion because I don't understand where the jeans are uncomfortable propaganda is coming from.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lowry Mystery of the Druids floating above his chair
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 26/09/2026
startup idea: you pay us to compress all your skeets,tweets, threads and we try to wrangle a stand-up routine out of it.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 26/09/2026
thinking of a guy who thinks all the political discourse of right vs left wing is about the twix bars
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/09/2026
Dr House checking if the patient has ADHD by dropping amphetamines into their coffee and seeing if they’re better at paying attention.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/09/2026
People are complaining about the level design in Control Resonant meantime I’ve genuinely thought it was some of the most brilliant, fun, unique and well made levels in gaming. Maybe Insomniac were onto something with their Wolverine Trails™️
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 16/09/2026
when people ask why i don’t like modern dbd this is exactly why and im not sorry
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 16/09/2026
pretty good balatro run
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Valve @valvesoftware.com · 14/09/2026
Steam Frame is here! Our wireless VR headset + controllers, available now in the following models: Steam Frame 256GB Steam Frame 1TB Sign up now and learn more on @steampowered.com : store.steampowered.com/hardware/ste...
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 14/09/2026
I use my X Money card to pay for a coffee. It declines. I frantically tweet a ragebait. I get 4.25 dollars from the impressions calling me slurs. I get community noted by Grok hallucinating. I can’t pay. The cashier pulls out a gun and shoots me. I can’t pay for the ambulance. My X Premium expired.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 13/09/2026
There’s always bullshit arguments about AI “art”, but fundamentally what kills the “it’s just like humans learning!!” argument for me is how much data it needs. A human could see 0.000001% of ART a shitty model sees, draw, keep drawing and keep improving.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 10/09/2026
merry kirkmas to all
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 04/09/2026
Reddit is such an awful fucking social media. You can post just an objective experience of “hi i have x hardware and this game is running really badly for me” and a thousand little idiot goblins will run out and tell you how you’re stupid and it WoRkS FiNe FoR tHeM!? Braindead. Fucking hate it.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
Elon Musk

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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 04/09/2026
PLEASE
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 04/09/2026
Steam comments having a normal one
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DarkViperAU @darkviper.au · 04/09/2026
GTA 5: Michael gets cucked by Amanda, Trevor is bi & talks about fucking guys, and Franklin spends half the game crying over his ex. No one cared in 2013 but imagine it released in today’s grift-hate economy like GTA 6? Rockstar didn’t change, idiots got more sensitive & whinier.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 03/09/2026
Is there a sneeze equivalent to the WIlhelm screen?
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 03/09/2026
I can't believe anyone thinks that Apple isn't the industry leader in foldable technology when they already made a foldable back in 2014 with the iPhone 6.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 26/08/2026
I’m so happy I got my 500 dollar mac mini that now costs 800! Holy shit.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/08/2026
People can't convince me this is not the @deadbydaylight.com pallet in RE9.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/08/2026
Thinking about how the final thing that made the Doom Slayer entirely unbeatable is getting therapy. That’s so fucking aura.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 24/08/2026
soul from deltarune:
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 23/08/2026
Reisdent Evil Requiem makes me wish I had a 5090, especially with the new leaked DLSS 4.5 RR. It's just absurdly beautiful. Why can't my GPU simply chug path tracing at 120fps!!
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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Luce Northstar 🔞 @lucezozzerie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
tumblr is having a great one about this, little masterpiece of a post I'd say
first post reads: Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you. 
reblog reads: "you're less internet savy than a 13 year old mormon" is a diabolical thing to say to someone, I support it
original: tumblr.com/silverwolf1249/825380941390348288
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 19/08/2026
Me when I go into the Hosuse Of Leaves and I can’t do even a singular Leave out of it:
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an iq too high
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 16/08/2026
Health Insurance worker in 2045, working through a new application: Alright this shouldn't be too bad, got only one left before I clock out. Who's this guy. The screen then reads Luigi Mangione and the worker silently approves the application while sweating and starts packing their things.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 15/08/2026
The thing that makes tech awful to follow nowadays isn’t even the stagnation or pricing. It’s just how evil everything has gotten. Every other tech product now is a torment nexus derivative. How am I supposed to talk about it as a tech nerd?
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 13/08/2026
I've been playing through Scarlet Hollow by @blacktabbygames.com finally after gifting Slay The Princess out recently and god I love it. STP is going to have a softspot for me, but what a gigantic and fantastic game. Many a brainworm left in me after like 13 playthroughs now. Can't wait for the end!
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Tali @taintedtali.com · 12/08/2026
The fastest I've logged into Twitch to disable something in probably forever, no thanks!
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 11/08/2026
With how the 27 release cycle of software is shaping up, Liquid Glass is kinda growing on me. Wonder how good it will be by 28.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 10/08/2026
Playing brilliant moves only to lose immediately two games in a row. Nothing quite like chess out there.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 10/08/2026
Hmmmm
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 09/08/2026
Me as I see five children being lead away into a private room by a suited mascot in the new IRL FNAF location:
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Squid Game: I've Played These Games Before
ALT: Squid Game: I've Played These Games Before
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 08/08/2026
A real Freddy’s location… Can’t wait for the children to go missing.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 03/08/2026
the new spiderman movie is pretty neat
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 02/08/2026
They should invent knives that don’t whisper dark demonic thoughts and secrets to you.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 01/08/2026
Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, I fail to see how this would improve our image. Yoda: Hype with the kids, be you must. Do 76 you have to.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 01/08/2026
Was thinking about the newest Doom and I’m just.. I think I miss the marauder folks… He’d be kinda aura.
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Doom Slayer vs. Marauder in Doom Eternal
ALT: Doom Slayer vs. Marauder in Doom Eternal
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 01/08/2026
How not knowing what the new DBD thing is feels:
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Freedom
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 28/07/2026
team locks in ban of mirage and dust the joy i just felt
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 27/07/2026
The concept of the concept of flavor town having an area code…. Is this anything
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ツ @buttoniris.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
hi, i wrote and drew a short wlw comic!! please check it out 🙇its about a dead (?) wife and a grieving wife ❤️ 1/6
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 27/07/2026
new bit idea: content creator behind on upload schedule finally posts a community post to announce they will return in avengers doomsday
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