Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 29/09/2026blimey. I am now going to misstate my finances by £920.7 million. are you ready? I have £920.7 million. 241
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 28/09/2026this is not to say that everyone on mastodon is like that, not at all. But everyone who is like that is on mastodon. and obviously you don't get replies (contrarian or nitpicking or notice-me-senpai or otherwise) from people who are _not_ inclined to nitpick, so the reply guys are self-selecting 020
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 28/09/2026yeah. If a person is reflexively contrarian and they're mostly in tech and responding to tech speech (which is what you're saying and getting responses to) then they're probably on Mastodon. (If they're anti-authority about politics they're here on Bluesky.) Also open source is anti authority too 120
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 28/09/2026because Mastodon didn't take off among the general public. Therefore being there at all is a small act of contrarianism. This doesn't mean that all people on Mastodon are reflexively inclined to look for reasons why an authority can be shown to be wrong, but many who are like that are on Mastodon. 110
Reposted by Stuart LangridgeBaroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today it’s 50 years since I first presented Playschool wearing my blue beads and silver heart. I adore bringing joy into the lives of my Playschool Babies during the 12 years I was on the programme. ❤️ 611339166
Reposted by Stuart LangridgeJane @localnotail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This artwork was created over the past year by a local Birmingham artist collective who wanted to bring unty from discord by repurposing the divisive Nationalist flags into a massive Brummie Reunion Jack. Suffice it to say, the inspiration for Goldship's magnificent work has not taken it well. 55376110
Reposted by Stuart LangridgeJane @localnotail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Come on down to the Council House for International Day of Birmingham, see the Re-Union Jack ♥️ #OneBrum Goldship have repurposed dozens of dirty & torn polyester flags removed from Birmingham's lamp posts to create a huge Union Jack, adorned with the names of people who have called Birmingham home 4300105
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 25/09/2026a small part of me even today thinks this is a magnificently impactful and profound ending. I reckon if I'd have rolled that out when I was at uni I'd have thought it was on a par with friends, Romans, countrymen 030
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 24/09/2026you're never more than ten feet from a Tony Blair going on about ID cards 011
Reposted by Stuart LangridgeTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2893742662
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 23/09/2026"local-only, run in the browser, don’t track anything, aren’t full of AI features nobody asked for, and are designed to be as useful and as lovely as I could possibly make them." Certainly something I'd like to see more of. (Early release, so I suspect work is still to be done on keyboard nav etc) 020
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 23/09/2026since politics opinion-havers are talking about an early election again, i shall reiterate the same point: why would anyone do this ever 000
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 23/09/2026I am very disappointed that this is not a thing. Not because of the subject matter, or the characters who I don't actually recognise, but... I would very much like to see a world where I can get egg and chips in pubs. Specifically my mum's egg and chips from the late 80s which we had every Monday 010
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 22/09/2026awh man, have you no humanity at all? now Apple will have to rename "Apple Intelligence" to "Siri Intelligence"! 010
Reposted by Stuart LangridgeGrant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Looking for someone who can do 90’s point-and-click style pixel art for a commission. Short notice but it’d need to be done in the next two weeks. Lemme know if that’s you, and share your portfolio please! 39125118
Reposted by Stuart LangridgeToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026the earliest fashion label in the British Isles was Tommy Hill Figure 318534
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 21/09/2026Goodness, some American press people discover a picture of some balls. Let’s see how long it lasts. Hopefully for long enough for TTACO 010
Reposted by Stuart LangridgeBruce Lawson @brucel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026CMA: The Umpire Strikes Back? brucelawson.co.uk/2026/cma-the... - my report from the trenches of a meeting called "Time to Reset: Unlocking Growth & Sovereignty Through Digital Competition" in the Financial Times building with movers and shakers.brucelawson.co.ukBruce Lawson's personal site» CMA: The Umpire Strikes Back? 031
Reposted by Stuart LangridgeDr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 20/09/2026That said, given some… discussion… today, I would also be curious about the prevalence of such Actual Players in Northern England and Scotland. 6233
Reposted by Stuart LangridgeRick Viscomi @rviscomi.dev · 21/09/2026the mark of a proud web developer 1342
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 19/09/2026Ooh Brum vs Liverpool walking challenge, that I find out about… in Liverpool, heh. Maybe I’ll have a look walks.gojauntly.com/challenges/t...walks.gojauntly.comThis City Moves - Go JauntlyJoin the region-wide steps challenge. Discover local walks, feel good. Grab friends, family & neighbours, everyone’s welcome 011
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 17/09/2026things I did not expect for today: feeling a little bit sorry for Death as she makes things worse for everyone 011
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 16/09/2026Correction: the Birmingham Dispatch are on Ghost, not Substack. I didn’t realise, and I’m very glad: well done @birminghamdispatch.bsky.social and sorry for traducing you 120
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 16/09/2026Ooh! They did! They’re on Ghost! I didn’t know that! That’s fab 000
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 16/09/2026Admittedly a bunch of beers does help bring on the giggles 010
Reposted by Stuart Langridgelukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 128131722126
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 16/09/2026There is always supporting their private freelance work, but (and this is a problem with the Dispatch as well) I don’t really want to be further funding Substack who are (a) ok with the fash and (b) yet another big tech American firm who are good at marketing. But that’s not journos’ fault. Unsure. 210
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 16/09/2026We’ve got a couple of decent journalists here in the people’s republic of Brum, and I know of a couple in other cities, who are at Reach publications. I honestly don’t know whether I should be supporting their good work for these papers or sacking them off in favour of the Birmingham Dispatch et al 200
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 16/09/2026Yeah. I was thinking about “people using Facebook instead of having a website” (and trying to convince them not to). I didn’t think about “people de facto forced into using Facebook to tell people about the website they’ve had for decades”. My apologies again for that, and my sympathies! 010
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 16/09/2026Fair. My answer in the old days was “they search and Google puts you up top “ but… not any more. I wasn’t complaining at you, promise. It’s terrible that Facebook have taken something so easy — pointing to another place — and held it to ransom. Sorry if I came across as blaming you! 110
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 16/09/2026open notepad type hi this is my website. type here is a link to elsewhere: <a href=“https://sil.kryogenix.org/“>me on Bluesky</a> There, you have a web page. You still need to publish it, but that’s no more difficult than signing up for (and ignoring crazy people on) Facebook, I promise. 131
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 16/09/2026(a) if I want to buy “ugly thick 1980s NHS glasses” then Poundland sell a bunch already (b) it is so good that “pervert glasses” has caught on as a phrase just like “glasshole” did and for the same reason. I wonder if anybody who makes them will recognise this? Doubt it. 010
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 16/09/2026I don't know why every newspaper in the land doesn't have an "Opinion: Vegetables" section, I really don't 180
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 15/09/2026Cor, maybe I picked it up through the aether or something :) 010
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 15/09/2026haha! I took the on-stage bottle flip video to make a little celebratory thing out of it about four hours ago this afternoon! is there something in the air making everyone think of bottle flips today or something? 200
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 14/09/2026"er, Mr Jobs, do you mean... upwards?" Steve Jobs (putting on a second turtleneck over the top of the first) "yes! when you scroll a page, stuff moves upwards! why would it ever move in any other direction?!" 040
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 14/09/2026In web development teams across the land, someone wrote up a task which said “you know Reader Mode? that browsers do to make a clean easy way to read pages? Make sure that’s broken on our website so it doesn’t work.” And then a developer implemented it. I wonder if a little bit of their souls died. 0100
Reposted by Stuart LangridgeDr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 13/09/2026I don’t normally do this: If you’re an archivist or metadata sicko who is doing working to preserve/collect/organize TTRPG materials and/or Actual Play & you’ll be at PAXU, let me know. If there’s already something brewing I don’t need to be involved unless it’s useful. But it needs to be there. 1016579
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 13/09/2026OK, what’s next in Project All Public Conversations Must Be About AI All The Time? Well, “we’ve achieved AGI” only lasted a few days but “AI will kill us all” has legs. And “AI will take your job” is still strong. Goooood. What’s next? We have “AI girlfriends” and “AI food” cued up for November 020
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 13/09/2026oh look, looking at my inbox I have also achieved enough fame to get oppressive "helpfulness" by some bot from ilands. Can someone explain why a company like this gets given a huge pile of money that they can set fire to like this? 000
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 12/09/2026this is... a Nick Cave song covered by Johnny Cash, I reckon 010
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 12/09/2026What’s your origin story? I was born [predictive text] I was born in the same time as you and I was born in the wrong time and I was a little bit older than you but I was born in the right time and I am now a little older than you and I am a little older than your age 210
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 12/09/2026I like the bit where a big chunk of the graph filled in green last week. Nice when weeks like that happen, isn't it? 000
Reposted by Stuart LangridgeDuncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale. 231297313
Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 12/09/2026this looks pretty amazing. I suspect it hits harder if you know who Mr Boozler is, too. 010