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But...obviously you're meant to hang this on your wall. Either by attaching wires or preferably by just nailing it, with a giant nail right through the center.

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Jane Spane @janespane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Gotta obey the rules! (Subject to change at any time.)

"Cat stroking for beginners." A drawing of a cat showing zones the cat's reaction to being stroked on different parts of its body. Humorous.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026

Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor theonion.com/shelter-dog-just-doesn…

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Andy Zax @andyzax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Some belated words about Kaleb Horton, who died a year ago today. I was supposed to speak at his memorial last fall, but I got covid and ended up stumbling around my house in a bathrobe instead of trying to say something thoughtful to a roomful of people who felt as grief-stricken as I did.

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

All travel terminus announcements ever

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Presumably at the precise moment it hits there will be laser flashes and booms and an Emerson Lake and Palmer record playing, right? I like my astronomical events spectacular

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Year after year, AI Slop continues earning its keep as Czar of Stupid Garbage, showing leadership not seen since George W. Bush abandoned the post

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The Weatherman from Negativland @weatherman54.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My high school yearbook photo from 1972.

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KQED Arts & Culture @kqedarts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Inside the Internet Archive’s giant hall — a former church, with wooden pews and hymn numbers sharing space with giant servers — Negativland performed for a sold-out crowd Wednesday night. www.kqed.org/arts/13993971/review-n…

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At the Internet Archive, Negativland Reminds the World Why They Matter | KQED

Two Bay Area institutions came together for a night of soundscapes, sampling and discussion about art.

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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Editorial sorta: Over the weekend I saw this amazing post from Gotham Goose www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=... and have been itching to draw this cartoon. Enjoy :)

cartoon of Mitch McConnell doing a kick dance from his wheelchair with a cane and top hat. He's noticeably green.
Mitchigan J. Frog

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Do you REALLY expect us to believe," said the prosecuting attorney, pausing for effect, studying his nails, remembering suddenly that he didn't like being a lawyer, leaving the room, boarding a train, moving to Vermont and becoming a tapper at a maple syrup farm.

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ho-del-day-del-day, ho-del-day-del-day, ho-del-day-del-day, ho-del-day-del-day, [Bugs is whacked with a mallet]

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ree beep da beedeep de boop de bay Zop zop zoodle and a zoop ze gay Ree deep da bah dop de bomp de bo Zoop zoom zaddle and a bohm de bo Heep dap ziddle and a home de day Eight zat zootle and a zoom de zay Own zon zeedle and a boom de bo Own zon zeedle and a zom de zo

"Hot Cross Bunny" (1948): an operating theatre full of very serious doctors who are not even a tiny bit impressed with Bugs Bunny's increasingly desperate attempts to earn some applause

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026

Bankrupt Kennedy Center Auctions Off JFK’s Skeleton theonion.com/bankrupt-kennedy-cente…

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

[British Discovery Channel narrator] The human monkey constantly spews highly creative threats and abuse. Our boring palaver makes us special. But what of the Dick-Punching machine? Is this not the true apex of human achievement? (from this morning's dream)

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Michael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I REALLY want to know EXACTLY what she watching. Yes, it would appear to be a game of American Football involving Kansas, I want more detail than that😲😀

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

BTW I hope you noticed and appreciated that I did not include an AI image of Pizza Rat dragging not a slice of pizza but a severed human hand with a Rolex on it. If I wanted that image I'd pay an artist to draw it. And then steal it and put it on a t-shirt. #Ethics

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Don't eat the rich. They're treyf

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just now I typed "antidisestablishmentarianism" on my desk and it was transcribed perfectly! (In my mind!) #OurWonderfulFuture

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

www.oglaf.com/goodideas/

Comic strip!
panel 1
a king with a long face speaks
king- okay, this might be really dumb but has anyone asked the crimson overlord to stop?

panel 2
we see that we're in some kind of war planning situation.
Well, there's a table with little figurines on it and a map.
so it's ether that or games night.
king- He's conquering and slaying but maybe he thinks we want that.

panel 3
general- Why would he think we want that?
king- probably he doesn't

panel 4
king- but a small group of heroes might make it up the dark tower and tell him we don't like it.

panel 5
general- You woud send those heroes to their deaths
king- aw come ooooon- send the worst four people in your army

panel 6
a shot of four adventurers.
one of them, who I'm going to call 'Rigby'speaks
Rugby- Cool. Secret mission.

panel 7
Rigby and friends battle monsters that are sort of like huge naked moke rats but with way more eyes.

panel 8
Rigby and friend battle their way into a doorway.

panel 9
close-up on Rigby
Rigby- Crimson Overlord! People don't like getting slain!

panel 10
green tyrant- you might have the wrong dark tower
Rigby- Shit
king-

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In the future I think there will be a cable input for your phone with four sensors, and you attach them in a square formation on any flat surface, and you tap your fingers like it was a keyboard, and it figures out what keys you would be typing if there was a keyboard

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Brownkuma @brownkuma.dad · 20/09/2026

This is too real. Especially after witnessing 2 different ai review bots complementing each others hallucinations with verbiage like “kudos yada yada sunglasses emoji rocket emoji cow emoji”

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Tim Maloney @nakedrabbit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This afternoon at 2220 Arts + Archives, 1pm, Saturday 19Sep26 my new cartoon How the Weatherman Got His Name. @220arts #cartoon #weatherman #negativland @negativlandland @buddyrunyan54 #notashortstorybyRudyardKipling

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Must always resist the urge to reply to all "You discover me like this, what would you do?" come-ons with "Nothing, we will never meet"

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Do they make dog thundershirts for people? Asking for a friend who is exactly my height and weight and address and name #AnxietyWrap

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Robin Bougie @robinbougie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Well, I gotta say I was really encouraged by the really positive response to the first installment of dollar crate bingo, and all of the suggestions you diggers had were SO amazing that I utilized many of them for this sequel edition! Thank you so much! I hope people are actually playing it!

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Robin Bougie @robinbougie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh boy fun! An activity page for vinyl nerds that like to go to thrift stores!

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Have you tried turning them off and turning them back on

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yer lookin' good my friend😉

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Could be a software update. Do NOT turn off and on again

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I live 300 yards from the main corridor ambulances use to get to Providence St. Joseph, so when I meet someone new there are certain recurring themes in the getting-to-know-you chat

Q: So what's new?
A: Sirens
Q: You from here originally?
A: Sirens
Q: What do you do for work?
A: Sirens
Q: Any interests? Hobbies? Fun stuff?
A: Sirens
Q: Where do you see yourself in five—
A: SIRENS

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Coincidentally neighborhood tuxedo kitty Opie meowed like hell outside my window tonight to come in, which he rarely does anymore, but I think he was just after my salmon dinner.🐈‍⬛

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We on Earth can rightly claim the Carina nebula may be the most awesome spectacle in the known universe, but I'm sure someone on the Orklonian home world in dimension five just sent an email saying "Cleanup needed in the pets department"

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Dan @ufovictim.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all! 🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty. 🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.

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