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Taylor Jessen

@sidfudd.bsky.social
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Archivist for Firesign Theatre, Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre, and Negativland. Considered irresistible by some men. "Great Syntax" - Mr. Ward, 8th grade English 🌈

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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ree beep da beedeep de boop de bay Zop zop zoodle and a zoop ze gay Ree deep da bah dop de bomp de bo Zoop zoom zaddle and a bohm de bo Heep dap ziddle and a home de day Eight zat zootle and a zoom de zay Own zon zeedle and a boom de bo Own zon zeedle and a zom de zo
"Hot Cross Bunny" (1948): an operating theatre full of very serious doctors who are not even a tiny bit impressed with Bugs Bunny's increasingly desperate attempts to earn some applause
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I live 300 yards from the main corridor ambulances use to get to Providence St. Joseph, so when I meet someone new there are certain recurring themes in the getting-to-know-you chat
Q: So what's new?
A: Sirens
Q: You from here originally?
A: Sirens
Q: What do you do for work?
A: Sirens
Q: Any interests? Hobbies? Fun stuff?
A: Sirens
Q: Where do you see yourself in five—
A: SIRENS
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We on Earth can rightly claim the Carina nebula may be the most awesome spectacle in the known universe, but I'm sure someone on the Orklonian home world in dimension five just sent an email saying "Cleanup needed in the pets department"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's well within the plane of the ecliptic!!!
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@doctorow.pluralistic.net I think it's terrible the way you keep downplaying industry claims about the messianic &/or apocalyptcic power of AI. My panel of experts assure me it's all true
Five-Way Portrait of Marcel Duchamp (Portrait multiple de Marcel Duchamp), taken at the Broadway Photo Shop, New York City, 21 June 1917
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a) Gerald Nabarro b) Joan La Barbara c) Joe the Barman d) Jarman, bored
Gerald NabarroJoan La Barbara "Tapesongs" album coverJackie Gleason as Joe the BartenderDerek Jarman
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just uploaded to Archive.org: Merveilleuses Histoires de Nasr’eddine, written by Pierre Mille, illustrations by Jacques Touchet, printed in a hand-pressed hand-painted gouache edition by René Kieffer, Paris, 1924. In French with full transcript: archive.org/details/mhd-...
Merveilleuses Histoires de Nasr’eddine, writte by Pierre Mille, illustrations by Jacques Touchet, printed in a hand-pressed hand-painted gouache edition by René Kieffer, Paris, 1924, coverMerveilleuses Histoires de Nasr’eddine, writte by Pierre Mille, illustrations by Jacques Touchet, printed in a hand-pressed hand-painted gouache edition by René Kieffer, Paris, 1924, frontispieceMerveilleuses Histoires de Nasr’eddine, writte by Pierre Mille, illustrations by Jacques Touchet, printed in a hand-pressed hand-painted gouache edition by René Kieffer, Paris, 1924, pg. 85Merveilleuses Histoires de Nasr’eddine, writte by Pierre Mille, illustrations by Jacques Touchet, printed in a hand-pressed hand-painted gouache edition by René Kieffer, Paris, 1924, pg. 111
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#negativland #001 #firstalbum #reissue #remastered #extras #seatbeesate
Negativland's 46th anniversary reissue of their first album "001", remastered, with extrasNegativland's 46th anniversary reissue of their first album "001", remastered, with extras
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
From @feltmistress.bsky.social here's the boombox-equipped all-felt equivalent:
Felt sculpture of a stone god with a stone boombox
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tacoma, WA 8/23/2026 #WFMU
A prius, Tacoma, Washington, covered in WFMU bumper stickers
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sunday I was at Trader Joe's listening to the usual pleasant Grocerycore & I heard a musical phrase (see image) & thought "Oh sure, Joe Jackson! I'll remember that." Then I tried, and failed. Thanks to MelodyCheck.com I discovered this is from TWO DIFFERENT, ENTIRELY RESPECTABLE pop tunes! (1/2)
A melody
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Alex Schaefer, "White House in Flames". He's on Insta, follow him!
Painting, Alex Schaefer, "White House in Flames"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@mikeduquette.bsky.social "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Go fuck yourself." Just bought this on 4K & watched it for the first time in 20 years. Best opening title sequence ever EVER. And I'm fully aware it's up against some stiff competition
Cover, 4K, "Catch Me If You Can" (2002)
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The reverse insert of the Otamatone package: "What is OTAMATONE?" "1. Hold Otamatone like this. 2. Push the stem. 3. Play. 4. Have fun!"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Michael Cimino's "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot" (1974) is making me pine damnably for Idaho. Glad I'll be there a month from now
Jeff Bridges & Clint Eastwood in "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot" (1974), on the Snake River in Hells Canyon as the Idaho Dream approachesJeff Bridges & Clint Eastwood in "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot" (1974), on the Snake River in Hells Canyon as the Idaho Dream approachesJeff Bridges & Clint Eastwood in "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot" (1974), on the Snake River in Hells Canyon as the Idaho Dream approachesJeff Bridges & Clint Eastwood in "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot" (1974), on the Snake River in Hells Canyon as the Idaho Dream approaches
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I looooove J.C. Chandor's "Margin Call" (2011), but damn the Blu-ray is fucked up; the gamma is way off, and sometimes blacks are nowhere to be found. Looking forward to the inevitable 4K, when hopefully this will be fixed. #PleaseSpeakAsYouMightToAYoungChild #OrAGoldenRetriever
A still frame from "Margin Call" (2011), in which the black levels are very badA still frame from "Margin Call" (2011), in which the black levels are very badA still frame from "Margin Call" (2011), in which the black levels are very badA still frame from "Margin Call" (2011), in which the black levels are very bad
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
7/24/2026: Cahuenga Blvd. north of Burbank Blvd., North Hollywood, looking northwest, dusk
North Hollywood at dusk. A Bronco parked at left. Lots of utility poles in the middleground
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
Catherine Frot as Winnie in a 2012 production of Samuel Beckett's "Happy Days", as seen in Act II when she is buried in a hole in the ground up to her neck and unable to move
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you're feeling trapped by nature, the trick is to use nature against nature and simply grow another arm #AISolutionsForBetterLiving
Screen capture from YouTube, video "Overgrown yard transformation_Disabled Veteran TRAPPED By Nature! (Rescue)". The title screen is an AI image featuring a man pointing to a house engulfed in vines. The man is making a "home alone" face with both hands. He is also pointing at the house with his...second left arm
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I faw down an' go boom
Sheet music, "I Faw Down an' Go Boom" by James Brockman / Leonard Stevens, art by Pud Lane
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You should go & take lots of photos😁
The ball pit at DashCon, 2014
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wooden sign, "NO HIPPIES"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Good ol' Leunig
Cover image, "The Penguin Leunig", 1974: a man with a butterfly net chases his own disembodied head flying a few feet in front of him
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@doctorow.pluralistic.net On the occasion of the house of reps passing a bill making Daylight Savings Time permanent, I must pause to observe that they've just made the greatest "stopped-clock-right-twice-a-day" joke in the history of the American political system
Image copied from the front page of timeanddate.com: "US House Passes Bill Making DST Permanent"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Five minutes later
The same tree, five minutes later, with bloodstains on the "teeth" and little pools of blood on the sidewalk
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I just finished the first item on the Shirtless Pedro Pascal Book Club reading list and it's quite good. Thanks shirtless Pedro Pascal #OlgaTokarczuk #DriveYourPlowOverTheBonesOfTheDead
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey Mom, we're gonna watch a Sam Neill movie I bet you haven't seen yet
One-sheet poster for Andrzej Zulawski's "Possession"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
From the Dantixebiana store, Redbubble: clock with background text "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Tonight, definitely #SamNeill #NicoleKidman #BillyZane #PhillipNoyce
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Did you know?™ If a police car's lights are on, but no one is inside, it is legal for a hot air balloon to carry it away. ©2026 Universal Feature Syndicate
Cheesy comp of a hot air balloon over Colorado, trailing a police cruiser underneath it on a cable
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This lousy t-shirt
T-shirt design, plain white shirt on which has been scrawled "I SHOPLIFTED A WHITE CREW NECK AND SOME SHARPIES FROM WAL-MART, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT."
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Visit my Redbubble shop: www.redbubble.com/people/xxxpo... Shirts that throw real Americana in your face and say "Deal with it!... You know, seriously or ironically, either's fine, we're flexible."
Redbubble shirt design, "Hand Made American Citizen Popular Everywhere"Redbubble shirt design "Muntz TV - Stop staring at your radio"Redbubble shirt design, "I.O.U." (with a cherubic toddler at a cash register making a shocked face to the viewer as he realizes the pigs around him drinking milk and eating sausages have paid him in I.O.U.s)Redbubble shirt design, cartoon by Pud Lane "I Faw Down an' Go Boom"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Friday was nice
A nice day in Southern California, 7/3/2026
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Tonight like every patriotic American I'm going to watch "Monty Python's Life of Brian"
Criterion Collection 4K disc, "Monty Python's Life of Brian"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"Flame-shdance", an equal-parts mix of "Fame" and "Flashdance", which in many ways were the same movie, would make a great one-sheet, but I won't even bother asking an AI to make it for me because it is simply too stupid. I have had the idea, I have uttered its stupid name aloud, and that is enough.
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Visit my Redbubble shop: www.redbubble.com/people/xxxpo... Shirts that instruct and explain, to assist you and those around you.
Redbubble shirt design, "Let's have an awkward conversation"Redbubble shirt design, "We don't need no steenkin'" (over an image of Weeble-Stuff's iconic "Badgers" animation with the badger head replaced by Gold Hat from "Treasure of the Sierra Madre")Redbubble shirt design, "Cut Your Meat Bill in HALF - EAT A NAZI!"Redbubble shirt design, "This is my body which is given for you" (icon of dinosaur), "Do this in remembrance of me" (icon of gas pump)
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Visit my Redbubble shop: www.redbubble.com/people/xxxpo... Shirts you're going to have to explain every time. Or refuse to explain, every time.
Redbubble shirt design, "Antimacassar / Anti-massacre"Redbubble shirt design, "Liminal State Cougars"Redbubble shirt design, "Lossy"Redbubble shirt design, "Speedraserhead"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dear asshole who did this to the entire book You are an asshole
A library copy of Tom Stoppard's "Arcadia", in which an asshole has underlined half the lines in the book, because he is an asshole
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Death to Ming. DEATH TO MING!!!!! DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH TOOOOOOOOOOOO MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING #DeathToMing
4K cover, "Flash Gordon" (Dir. Mike Hodges, from Arrow Video, 2020)
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Barry-Um
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Shark poem #TerribleComicDay
4-panel comic of a shark with no dorsal fin ("I miss my dorsal fin"), then the open ocean ("I hear it's doing fine"), then the ocean meeting a beach ("It washed up on a beach"), then the missing dorsal fin on a lounge chair on the beach next to a bucket with wine and a wine glass ("And not it's sipping wine")
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I've completely changed my mind about AI agents, I want an agent trained on Ignatius J. Reilly to take charge of my life from now on
Book cover, John Kennedy Toole "A Confederacy of Dunces"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Intersection of Barham & Forest Lawn, Burbank. Never realized until having my eye led to it by the "Supergirl" paint-over, but the Warner Bros. lot water tower as seen from this intersection falls directly under the window cluster of 3500 W. Olive Ave., the one shaped like an ethernet port.
Corner of Forest Lawn and Barham, Burbank, CA. Former "New York Film Academy" building foreground right; Warner Bros. studio lot background leftCorner of Forest Lawn and Barham, Burbank, CA.: closeup of the Warner Bros. studio lot, with the water tower with "Supergirl" paintover directly beneath the top floors of the building at 3500 W. Olive Ave.
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" (novel by David Peace, 1971): In this crime drama, five children enter a chocolate factory; two hours later a small capsule emerges from the roof; they are never seen again
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It's hard to make out in Google Maps, but Verdugo Ave. in Burbank points WSW towards a little hill on Mulholland Dr. overlooking the Valley. Traipsing up & down Verdugo daily as I do I've often wondered what it is but never looked it up until now. It is in fact Warren & Annette's place
Google Maps: Burbank, Verdugo Ave. looking WSWGoogle maps: hill at the intersection of Mulholland Dr. and Beverly Ranch Rd.Google maps: 13671 Mulholland Dr., Hollywood, residence of Dick Tracy and Carolyn Burnham from "American Beauty"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here's what I've got. If you want this to become part of the historical record, you should become a Genius.com contributor! And then tell us how to become a Genius.com contributor! Because at some point I'm definitely going to have to proof all of their lyrics to the songs from "Escape from Noise"!
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Where is Gus Gorman when we really need him to go in and move the decimal point on all these Facebook payments three places to the right
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You won't be hearing this copy of my neighbor's LP, "The Sound of Tennis with Everett Covin", because this is just part of the dirt I managed to wipe off of side two, which I believe he may have left on his (now missing) turntable for two years uncovered. (It's signed! 😁)
"The Sound of Tennis with Everett Covin" on a turntable, with a dust-free rag covered in the dirt wiped off side 2"The Sound of Tennis with Everett Covin" LP, obverse"The Sound of Tennis with Everett Covin" LP, reverse, signed by the artist to "Joycie"
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Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
As The Sparks Fly Upward, That Is To Say The Clouds, Insofar As It Looks Like They're Sort Of Flying Up Maybe, We Gaze Upon The Neighbor's Silvered Windows In The Summer And Wonder When The Adorable Dog Sukiyaki Will Come Out To Play (June 9, 2026)
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