Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 13/01/2026He’s acting as if he isn’t fawning over a new girl every month 1401
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Sucking at something is the first step to being good at it 000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 12/01/2026So you are a good artist drawing one of your characters being a bad artist 100
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Clearly the woods have no crime so I should move there 000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 09/01/2026You said “Hello how is everyone doing” But I heard you “Hell ow I ever on dong” 000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 08/01/2026West Wing but it only the moments that hurt in 2026 000
Reposted by Shroom Jesterm doll ~ Chaotic Neutral Slut @asexualtension.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Hey, ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis. I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME. 434163583416
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 07/01/2026We should make gay crab stories can call them Yura 000
Reposted by Shroom JesterRiver 🐺🥢🔥 @heinyhxc.bsky.social · 05/01/2026fuck the president and fuck the feds, hoe 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 1243
Reposted by Shroom Jesterspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 05/01/2026sorry i just destroyed your entire galaxy with my swinging dick 13941
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Sinking back first into a quicksand pit Mommy (Earth) Sorry Mommy (Earth) Sorry Mommy (Earth) Sorry Mommy (Earth) Sorry 000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Plus they the system would be more TRANSparent to their citizens 120
Reposted by Shroom JesterSuMo📞Congress 202-224-3121📞CSPAN 202-748-8000 @sumoh7.bsky.social · 04/01/2026#USA is not at war with #Venezuela unless and until it is authorized by an act of Congress. Until then, it is an unconstitutional action of 47 involving the DoD in an illegal move in Venezuela. The people of USA have not authorized a war. Far from it. Repost! 28355942805
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Does Tom Nook have breast If yes Are they bigger than Isabell’s 010
Reposted by Shroom JesterTerre-Strial @terre-strial.bsky.social · 04/01/2026TACO is cashing in on a many years‑old Kremlin idea that the U.S. could be “given” Caracas in exchange for looking the other way on Ukraine. 🤬🤬🤬 691466832
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I mean the Big Town Adults came from Little Lamp Light so maybe they see it as a tradition or a right of passage 020
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Santa’s elves are actually gnomes that have prolonged lives due to Christmas magic 000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 31/12/2025This is why dwarves are naturally antagonistic to elves, they complete with high elves for resources and territory and fail to differentiate from the other elves 100
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Elves are actually named after their environment. You have the obvious examples wood elves, sea elves, and snow elves Then there are the less clear examples, dark elves live underground. High elves seeming to be the exception are actually not, their ancestors came from the mountains 100
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Playing an evil play through but you pick all the nice dialogue options when being a dick doesn’t get you anythingmedia.tenor.coma man in a hat and glasses is driving a car with the words professionals have standards above himAlt: Red Sniper, an aussie man with a cowboy hat, sunglasses and a vest driving and saying, “professionals have standards.” 020
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 28/12/2025“Work on election fraud” As if you aren’t to one in office 000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Like honestly one of the people I was playing with was a siren predator and when a guy took her back to his apartment, he had dark red blankets and I wanted to say, “he knows and he’s into it!” 000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 27/12/2025You have made an enemy of me if you had said the phrase, “If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.” 020
Reposted by Shroom JesterRosie! @venusmage.bsky.social · 11/11/2025This coterie is cooked. [ #vampirethemasquerade #VTM #worldofdarkness #comic ] 013523
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Getting tricked into playing a TTRPG for the first time 140
Reposted by Shroom JesterBork the gobbo @borkthegoblin.bsky.social · 23/12/2025"I know we've spent month building up your electricity resistance, boy, but you're not yet ready to take on the full might of a fast-food eatery's electrical output. Even a british one." 011
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Item # SCP-999 Object Class: Safe Fuckability Rating: Do it and we will turn you into a D-Class Personnel 020
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Imagine Door watching and trying to be supportive but at the same time slowly dying inside Door: “Okay just flip all the breakers that are pointing right to the left. No, right to left. No, please don’t touch the exposed wire!” 1238
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Is it wrong that I want a burger after the new Hunter the Parenting chapter 000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 22/12/2025So does this confirm that Boy has no dots in Technology? 030
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 20/12/2025It’s my birthday todaymedia.tenor.coma man wearing a party hat says " it 's your day !!! "Alt: A man doing the shoulder shimmy in a birthday hat 000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 18/12/2025It seems a lot of material for a something that not that big 100
Reposted by Shroom JesterMelinda's century of humiliation @melindamagpie.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Solidarity with sex workers, today and every day. 05135
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 17/12/2025The thought of people in my contacts seeing my Bluesky makes me physically ill 000
Reposted by Shroom JesterChris A Field, Otherverse Games @otherverseg.bsky.social · 17/12/2025These are the "good and decent people" who didn't survive the Reagan presidency. 174288812
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I got a lot done todaymedia.tenor.coma corgi dog wrapped in a white blanket is sitting on a couch .Alt: a corgi wrapped in a white blanket, lounging on the couch, tv remote in reach 000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Straight boyfriend finds your sex toy: I was looking for a flashlight in your drawer and look what I found. Oh I’m not upset I just didn’t know that you needed it to be so big. Gay boyfriend finds your sex toy: Oh shit, I have one of these too. 010
Reposted by Shroom JesterChris Wilhelm @cwilhelm24.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Putin isn't close enough? 011