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Shroom Jester

@shroomjester.bsky.social
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MNDI. The tamest 🔞He/Him 23. Bisexual Pokémon / Pokemon Go Undertale / Deltarune Skyrim Fallout 4 Fear and Hunger 1 & 2 Stardew Valley Vampire the Masquerade Hunter the Parenting Norfolk Wizard Game I am pro good things and anti bad things

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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
They did it for the county
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
He’s acting as if he isn’t fawning over a new girl every month
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Sucking at something is the first step to being good at it
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
So you are a good artist drawing one of your characters being a bad artist
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Clearly the woods have no crime so I should move there
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
He 100% got someone to make that
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I am preparing for the relatives to show up
Light holding the fort
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You said “Hello how is everyone doing” But I heard you “Hell ow I ever on dong”
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
West Wing but it only the moments that hurt in 2026
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m doll ~ Chaotic Neutral Slut @asexualtension.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Hey, ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis. I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME.
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
We should make gay crab stories can call them Yura
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River 🐺🥢🔥 @heinyhxc.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
fuck the president and fuck the feds, hoe 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 05/01/2026
sorry i just destroyed your entire galaxy with my swinging dick
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Sinking back first into a quicksand pit Mommy (Earth) Sorry Mommy (Earth) Sorry Mommy (Earth) Sorry Mommy (Earth) Sorry
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Plus they the system would be more TRANSparent to their citizens
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SuMo📞Congress 202-224-3121📞CSPAN 202-748-8000 @sumoh7.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
#USA is not at war with #Venezuela unless and until it is authorized by an act of Congress. Until then, it is an unconstitutional action of 47 involving the DoD in an illegal move in Venezuela. The people of USA have not authorized a war. Far from it. Repost!
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Does Tom Nook have breast If yes Are they bigger than Isabell’s
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Terre-Strial @terre-strial.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
TACO is cashing in on a many years‑old Kremlin idea that the U.S. could be “given” Caracas in exchange for looking the other way on Ukraine. 🤬🤬🤬
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Not the spworm 😭
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I mean the Big Town Adults came from Little Lamp Light so maybe they see it as a tradition or a right of passage
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I got opulent Everything is coming up Jester
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This soon in this economy?!
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Completely reasonable hear me out
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Santa’s elves are actually gnomes that have prolonged lives due to Christmas magic
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This is why dwarves are naturally antagonistic to elves, they complete with high elves for resources and territory and fail to differentiate from the other elves
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Elves are actually named after their environment. You have the obvious examples wood elves, sea elves, and snow elves Then there are the less clear examples, dark elves live underground. High elves seeming to be the exception are actually not, their ancestors came from the mountains
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Playing an evil play through but you pick all the nice dialogue options when being a dick doesn’t get you anything
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a man in a hat and glasses is driving a car with the words professionals have standards above him
Alt: Red Sniper, an aussie man with a cowboy hat, sunglasses and a vest driving and saying, “professionals have standards.”
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Anal Pizza Wine
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
“Work on election fraud” As if you aren’t to one in office
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Like honestly one of the people I was playing with was a siren predator and when a guy took her back to his apartment, he had dark red blankets and I wanted to say, “he knows and he’s into it!”
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
You have made an enemy of me if you had said the phrase, “If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.”
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Rosie! @venusmage.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This coterie is cooked. [ #vampirethemasquerade #VTM #worldofdarkness #comic ]
A comic of three vampires in a car. One is a punk boy with short spiky black hair. Another is a willowy nosferatu who barely fits inside the car and is dressed smartly. the driver is a blonde man with shoulder length hair. 

Punk boy: I railed a twink, like, three days ago

Nos: Thank you for sharing.

The second panel is the driver looking confused with a superimposed jmage of hostess twinkies behind him.
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Getting tricked into playing a TTRPG for the first time
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Bork the gobbo @borkthegoblin.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
"I know we've spent month building up your electricity resistance, boy, but you're not yet ready to take on the full might of a fast-food eatery's electrical output. Even a british one."
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Item # SCP-999 Object Class: Safe Fuckability Rating: Do it and we will turn you into a D-Class Personnel
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Imagine Door watching and trying to be supportive but at the same time slowly dying inside Door: “Okay just flip all the breakers that are pointing right to the left. No, right to left. No, please don’t touch the exposed wire!”
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Is it wrong that I want a burger after the new Hunter the Parenting chapter
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
So does this confirm that Boy has no dots in Technology?
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
How are we feeling on the gayness of monks
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
It’s my birthday today
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a man wearing a party hat says " it 's your day !!! "
Alt: A man doing the shoulder shimmy in a birthday hat
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Thanks I hate it
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It seems a lot of material for a something that not that big
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Melinda's century of humiliation @melindamagpie.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Solidarity with sex workers, today and every day.
A black, white and red graphic shows a femme figure holding a sign that reads, "Sex work is real work". 
Text: 17 Dec, End Violence Against Sex Workers
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I’m surprised that there aren’t more
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The thought of people in my contacts seeing my Bluesky makes me physically ill
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Chris A Field, Otherverse Games @otherverseg.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
These are the "good and decent people" who didn't survive the Reagan presidency.
Ariel photograph of the AIDS Memorial Quilt stretched out on park in front of the US Capitol. Late 1980s.
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I got a lot done today
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a corgi dog wrapped in a white blanket is sitting on a couch .
Alt: a corgi wrapped in a white blanket, lounging on the couch, tv remote in reach
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Non existence
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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Straight boyfriend finds your sex toy: I was looking for a flashlight in your drawer and look what I found. Oh I’m not upset I just didn’t know that you needed it to be so big. Gay boyfriend finds your sex toy: Oh shit, I have one of these too.
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Chris Wilhelm @cwilhelm24.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Putin isn't close enough?
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