Sign in

Shroom Jester

@shroomjester.bsky.social
963 followers 351 following 1.7K posts

MNDI. The tamest 🔞He/Him 23. Bisexual Pokémon / Pokemon Go Undertale / Deltarune Skyrim Fallout 4 Fear and Hunger 1 & 2 Stardew Valley Vampire the Masquerade Hunter the Parenting Norfolk Wizard Game I am pro good things and anti bad things

PostsRepliesMedia
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I am preparing for the relatives to show up
Light holding the fort
000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You said “Hello how is everyone doing” But I heard you “Hell ow I ever on dong”
000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
West Wing but it only the moments that hurt in 2026
000
Reposted by Shroom Jester
m doll ~ Chaotic Neutral Slut @asexualtension.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Hey, ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis. I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME.
434163583416
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
We should make gay crab stories can call them Yura
000
Reposted by Shroom Jester
River 🐺🥢🔥 @heinyhxc.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
fuck the president and fuck the feds, hoe 🗣️🗣️🗣️
1243
Reposted by Shroom Jester
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 05/01/2026
sorry i just destroyed your entire galaxy with my swinging dick
13941
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Sinking back first into a quicksand pit Mommy (Earth) Sorry Mommy (Earth) Sorry Mommy (Earth) Sorry Mommy (Earth) Sorry
000
Reposted by Shroom Jester
SuMo📞Congress 202-224-3121📞CSPAN 202-748-8000 @sumoh7.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
#USA is not at war with #Venezuela unless and until it is authorized by an act of Congress. Until then, it is an unconstitutional action of 47 involving the DoD in an illegal move in Venezuela. The people of USA have not authorized a war. Far from it. Repost!
28355942805
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Terre-Strial @terre-strial.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
TACO is cashing in on a many years‑old Kremlin idea that the U.S. could be “given” Caracas in exchange for looking the other way on Ukraine. 🤬🤬🤬
691466832
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I got opulent Everything is coming up Jester
E
000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Elves are actually named after their environment. You have the obvious examples wood elves, sea elves, and snow elves Then there are the less clear examples, dark elves live underground. High elves seeming to be the exception are actually not, their ancestors came from the mountains
100
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Playing an evil play through but you pick all the nice dialogue options when being a dick doesn’t get you anything
media.tenor.com
a man in a hat and glasses is driving a car with the words professionals have standards above him
Alt: Red Sniper, an aussie man with a cowboy hat, sunglasses and a vest driving and saying, “professionals have standards.”
020
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Anal Pizza Wine
000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
You have made an enemy of me if you had said the phrase, “If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.”
020
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Rosie! @venusmage.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This coterie is cooked. [ #vampirethemasquerade #VTM #worldofdarkness #comic ]
A comic of three vampires in a car. One is a punk boy with short spiky black hair. Another is a willowy nosferatu who barely fits inside the car and is dressed smartly. the driver is a blonde man with shoulder length hair. 

Punk boy: I railed a twink, like, three days ago

Nos: Thank you for sharing.

The second panel is the driver looking confused with a superimposed jmage of hostess twinkies behind him.
013523
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Getting tricked into playing a TTRPG for the first time
140
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Bork the gobbo @borkthegoblin.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
"I know we've spent month building up your electricity resistance, boy, but you're not yet ready to take on the full might of a fast-food eatery's electrical output. Even a british one."
011
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Imagine Door watching and trying to be supportive but at the same time slowly dying inside Door: “Okay just flip all the breakers that are pointing right to the left. No, right to left. No, please don’t touch the exposed wire!”
1238
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Is it wrong that I want a burger after the new Hunter the Parenting chapter
000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
It’s my birthday today
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a party hat says " it 's your day !!! "
Alt: A man doing the shoulder shimmy in a birthday hat
000
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Melinda's century of humiliation @melindamagpie.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Solidarity with sex workers, today and every day.
A black, white and red graphic shows a femme figure holding a sign that reads, "Sex work is real work". 
Text: 17 Dec, End Violence Against Sex Workers
05135
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The thought of people in my contacts seeing my Bluesky makes me physically ill
000
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Chris A Field, Otherverse Games @otherverseg.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
These are the "good and decent people" who didn't survive the Reagan presidency.
Ariel photograph of the AIDS Memorial Quilt stretched out on park in front of the US Capitol. Late 1980s.
174288812
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I got a lot done today
media.tenor.com
a corgi dog wrapped in a white blanket is sitting on a couch .
Alt: a corgi wrapped in a white blanket, lounging on the couch, tv remote in reach
000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Non existence
000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Straight boyfriend finds your sex toy: I was looking for a flashlight in your drawer and look what I found. Oh I’m not upset I just didn’t know that you needed it to be so big. Gay boyfriend finds your sex toy: Oh shit, I have one of these too.
010
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Chris Wilhelm @cwilhelm24.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Putin isn't close enough?
011
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
You know I like christmas music, it’s just I wish it was a little less christiany
000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Looks we have another mystery on our hands gang
120
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Sawyer/Zeus @suzamin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Do you guys like my gif(s) #huntertheparenting (more in replies lol)
2367
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Anaís 🥀 @kityip.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I feel like it’d be really cute if sonar could shrink down to normal bat size too, and when he does he hides in small places :] #dispatcher #dispatcherfanart #sonar #malevola
0327
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Nate @nateduty.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
That's called a Dictatorship.
107463861736
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Political cartoon by Ercan Baysal, depicting two men, one naked, emaciated, and sitting on the ground, and the other overweight, wearing a suit, and sitting in an armchair. A pipe hovers overhead, directing a large stream of water towards the man in the suit's wide open mouth, while a small amount of dripping from the bottom of the pipe goes into the open mouth of the naked man.

The pipe is labeled "RAM and GPUs", the naked man is labeled "PCs", and the man in the suit is labeled "Techbro Bullshit"
14812
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
forever-wars.com
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
7881987010583
Reposted by Shroom Jester
justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Special Counsel Jack Smith's investigation used unsealed documents showing that Trump-aligned political action committees (PACs) and the campaign's general fund paid millions to organizers of the Jan. 6 "Save America" rally, including funds for travel, hotels, and a busing program for attendees.
74788406
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Plant Powered A-ron🌱🌎💙🌊 @plantpowered1971.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
21341131
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children. Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
reason.com
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
4236913429
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Without Birthright Citizenship, you too could be ripped from your home in the middle of the night. Without the Equal Protection, the Privilege and Immunities and the Due Process Clauses, you and everyone you love could be declared subhuman and stripped of your most basic and fundamental freedoms.
19938312
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
give yourself d&d stats STR 14 DEX 11 CON 8 INT 8 WIS 13 CHA 9 I would be a terrible adventurer, like non of my stats have any synergy.
020
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be? (Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
A team of Servine, Stoutland, Shiinotic, Galarian Wheezing, Alolan Grimer, and Quagsire.
020
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Hey I only added the werewolf penis mod to my Skyrim games for realism
010
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I hope we see Caduceus’s polite verbal smack down of Trent Ikirhon get animated
000
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
You know I was hoping that Sera would give Lucifer the ability to control the sinners by the end of season 2 and we were going to end with a duck version a broadway musical and with various sinners in the audience
000
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Jenn @jennburrill.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Google defaulting all Gmail users to a setting that enables Google to harvest all your emails into chatbot training is straight-up evil and invasive.
huffpost.com
If You Use Gmail, You're Going To Want To Turn Off This 1 Automatic Setting ASAP
Plus: a quick guide to the two-step process for opting out.
24285172
Reposted by Shroom Jester
ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com · 22/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a red alert sign on a black background
Alt: a red alert sign on a black background
02915
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 14/11/2025
1. The Trump administration has just quietly updated the State Department website to indicate that it may invalidate transgender people's passports. This comes a week after a SCOTUS ruling blocking lower rulings allowing trans people to update them. Subscribe to support our journalism.
erininthemorning.com
Trump Admin Quietly Changes State Department Page To Indicate It May Invalidate Trans Passports
The change comes after the Supreme Court ruled in favor of the administration and lifted a temporary injunction.
24907430
Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I was gone for a day, why is everyone talking about trump sucking off Bill Clinton
140
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/11/2025
When the world stops trusting your money, the fall comes fast. • Massive debt & reckless spending are shaking investor confidence • Foreign banks are quietly moving away from the dollar • Countries are trading in other currencies—dedollarization is real The US dollar’s dominance isn’t guaranteed.
18728331537
Reposted by Shroom Jester
Annaleigh Watts 🇲🇽 @annaleighmaria.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Refuse Fascism is on the ground in DC and Sunday at the Hollywood Farmers Market they're doing a tamale fundraiser support antifascists in DC. They're $15 for a half dozen and $25 for a dozen. You can choose from pork, chicken, or rajas con queso (cheese & jalapeño). I would go if I could!
media.tenor.com
a man in a red hat is asking if he has any more tamales
Alt: Dave Chapelle as the addict character, text says "Y'all got any more of them tamales?"
144