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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 5h
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 6h
laurel (@pigeoncowboys) on Twitter: "when that oomf who hates everything announces they hate a new thing and it's like yeah you would"
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Origami Arturo @origamiarturo.irminsul.cc · 13h
Para quien no lo sepa, Bluesky está anunciando en otras redes su propia IA, Attie. Nos vendieron que Attie solo era para hacer feeds, pero es una IA completa a la "Grok". En su propia red no lo han publicado por miedo a la respuesta de los usuarios. x.com/bluesky/status/21108196384017…
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Vibe-coding, but make it social. Starting today you can use Attie to make sites: Games, quizzes, guestbooks, your top 8, or whatever you dream up. Go try it!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 9h
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do].
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SpooKlu @dededaio.bsky.social · 13h
had a flash in my brain and had execute it. shout out to all my fellow magical girl fans
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/10/2026
[deep-fried textures and intense flames engulfing a Google office building, embossed, metallic 3D text at the top reading: "Modern Tech Industry Suck The Cock Off My Torso", and a lower text block reading: "No more animated UI elements, no more rounded graphics, no more recommendations, no more proprietary software, no more subscription services, no more algorithms, no more social media, no more stupid bastard shit..."]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11h
zmpl on tumblr: "sex is literally just a thing and there’s nothing moral or immoral about it but unfortunately everyone is out of their mind so we have to pretend otherwise"

zmpl: "a 25 year old dating a 30 year old is not a problematic age gap you are out of your mind. feet are not inherently sexual, people don’t need to cover them up in public you are out of your mind. sex scenes in movies are not some gotcha to trick you into watching sinful softcore porn you are out of your mind."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11h
mens-rights-activia on tumblr: "The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“"

ffcrazy15: "Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it."

brink-of-insanity-georg: "Hi friend thanks for saying that about patience it may have changed my DNA a little bit"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/10/2026
[Scrungly tuxedo kitten framed by autumn leaves against a teal sky. Text: "YOU FOUND THE AUTUMNAL SCRIMPUS", "PASS HIM ALONG FOR A SEASON OF GOOD LUCK".]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/10/2026
Rockario (@rockario@kind.social) on mastodon: "just saw the phrase "engaging in uppies-seeking behaviour" and instantly latched onto it. This is gonna be lodged deep in here waiting for a chance to be deployed."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/10/2026
aloisjirasekbignaturals on tumblr: "When I mix languages mid-post I often think about “Warum served mein Schnitzel lowkey sadam hussein hiding spot”"

[Screenshot of a tweet by patriachatpirat (@patriachatpirat): "warum served mein schnitzel lowkey sadam hussein hiding spot?", showing a hand holding a schnitzel in a bread roll on a city street, shaped like the Saddam Hussein hiding place diagram.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/10/2026
nozoroomie on tumblr: "Rediscovered my favourite picture of my twin sister's cat that I took and I don't think I'll ever get a funnier cat picture than this"

[A round tabby cat standing upright on its hind legs on a kitchen floor mat, staring upward.]

pocket-deer-belly: "this is a penguin"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/10/2026
eilooxara on tumblr:

[A meme featuring two colossal stone legs standing in the desert with a stone head in the foreground, overlaid with the text: "It's TWO VAST AND TRUNKLESS LEGS OF STONE Tuesday!".]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/10/2026
gothicprep on tumblr: "unfortunately i’ve spent the past two days trying not to laugh while thinking about this image:"

[Screenshot of a Reddit post on r/mildlyinfuriating by u/china_rider: "When you goto lunch and the marketing department erases your whiteboard for this.", showing a drawing of a right triangle on a whiteboard with an acute angle labeled "90°".]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/10/2026
eric curtin (@_ericcurtin) on Twitter: ""the squeak is coming from inside the mouse" just something i thought of. kind of funny. hope october is treating everyone well."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/10/2026
thesnadger on tumblr: "Imagine if less than four years after automatic doors were invented, you heard someone saying it’s impossible to open a door with a doorknob.

They say this even though countless people, *most* people in fact are still using doorknobs worldwide. Even though they themselves lived without automatic doors until just a few years ago.

And when you point this out they say sure, sure, it's not *literally impossible*, but it's so hard that it's unreasonable to expect someone to do it that way anymore.

So you stand there, staring at this perfectly able-bodied person who’s insisting that not only can *they* not turn a doorknob to open a door, but almost *no one can* - despite ample evidence that most people can and do open doors all the time.

Anyway, that's how I feel whenever people say it's impossible to do something without ChatGPT."
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
me cago La palabra del día #1743 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lapalabradeldia.com
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La palabra del día
Un juego de palabras diario
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
busco crash keys en google y solo me sale uchikoshi pidiendo perras
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
si vas a la página parece ser un arg, así que no me fío de tu palabra, uchikoshi, a ver qué ocurre
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ahora tengo que jugarme los zero escape porque parece ser que hay gente que dice que esto es el zero escape 4
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Elaia 🌳 ->En la era de hacer cosas. @elaia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Diario Público @publico.es · 13/10/2026
Revuelo al conocerse que el 97% del libro de Alvise está escrito con IA: "Los de la extrema derecha además de vagos son una estafa" Vía @tremending.bsky.social diario.publico.es/mwb…
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Desvelan que el 97% del libro de Alvise está escrito con IA: solo siete páginas de 240 serían suyas
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"she didn't really say that" ah but her *money* did. and also she did
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
10 isshins en mesa y ganar por mill con la trepanation blade
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 12/10/2026
Garffeld Pt 17
A 3-panel Garffeld strip: panel 1, a knight is speaking to John, "Forgive me brother. A pack from these quarters was not ordained for travel."; panel 2, John asks, "What pack?"; panel 3, the knight holds up a crate with Nergal, a small gray kitten, and says, "A cat bound for the holy land." John looks off panel and shouts, "Garffeld!"
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 12/10/2026
"They doxxed the Prodigy crab" is something that will forever live in my brain
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
me quedé helade La palabra del día #1741 4/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lapalabradeldia.com
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
que juegues al crysis 3
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Saṃsāra Try Not To Laugh Challenge
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
facilita La palabra del día #1740 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lapalabradeldia.com
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
himno de la alegría happycore en chino
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oblígame poli
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
llevo ya dos años con el maricón de mi novio
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
La palabra del día #1739 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lapalabradeldia.com
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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🐁 Luka The Mouse - SQUEAKROSS 🧩 @lukathemouse.gay · 04/10/2025
Oh, to be a small rat surrounded by cheerios... 4- Dream rat! #rattober #rattober2025
drawing of a rat sleeping curled up, they have a cheerios on top of their head. A human hand is approaching with another cheerios between it's fingers. The rat is dreaming of having many cheerios around and on top of them.
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
La palabra del día #1738 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lapalabradeldia.com
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
nvm creo que es ansiedad
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
tendría que haber una palabra para la sensación que produce no saber si el tren en el que estás es el tren en el que tenés que estar
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/10/2026
[A meme collage centered on semiotics, self-reference, and the use–mention distinction. The background features the Wikipedia entry for "Use–mention distinction" alongside Ferdinand de Saussure's semiotic sign diagram showing "Signifié" over "Signifiant". In the center, Yui Hirasawa from K-On! holds a pipe in one hand and René Magritte's painting "The Treachery of Images" ("Ceci n'est pas une pipe") in the other. To the left, logician Kurt Gödel with glowing red eyes is paired with M.C. Escher's woodcut "Dragon"; to the right is philosopher W.V.O. Quine, also sporting glowing red eyes. Large white text overlaid across the bottom reads "MENTIONING MENTIONED".]
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• 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊 • @bloodrayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/10/2026
The Setup Wizard (@mostl...) on twitter: "i must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer"

Davey Gunface (@DaveyGunfaceIV) quotes:
[Image of the character Xavier from Xavier: Renegade Angel standing in a desert. A white speech bubble tail extends downward from him, making it appear as though he is speaking the quoted text.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/10/2026
vulpine-dyke on tumblr: "*First time doing denial play* Sex isn't real and you can't have it"

sophiesalacia: "[first time subbing] oh Okay"

hellmo: "<first time on the cuck chair> I guess that's a wrap then"
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