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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 10h
YOU - By the way, I'm a fascist. THE DESERTER - You're not. You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are.
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 2h
? La palabra del día #1731 6/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lapalabradeldia.com
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/09/2026
*canonically has brain damage* (@PARANORML) on twitter: "gender is a performance and i intend to bomb at the box office and be enjoyed mainly only as a cult classic"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/09/2026
[A meme with a yellow background and a pink border. The top left: a cut-out of a screaming person with a shaved head beside three blue stars. The bottom right features a cut-out of a person in a red hoodie covering their face with one hand. Black text reads: "Stop trying to make me consume A.I Slop I like the Garbage i consume online to be made from the minds of neurodivergent shitposters". Watermarks read "Beautiful, talented and Deadly" and "kira_Djnalie".]
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SEBA (commissions open give me money) @sebadoesntexist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mañana es mi cumple
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alguien tendría que hacer un videojuego adaptación de la película Adaptation (2002)
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mañana es mi cumple
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's a handy guide. If the media are saying a politician is doing socialism, they're not doing socialism. If a politician is doing socialism, the media is telling you they're doing islamic terrorism, destroying western civilization, turning your kids gay and in league with china.
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gritando "han censurado el paquete de Bowie en las magic" y me preguntan que si he dormido hoy la siesta
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
necesito contrato de trabajo para que me den la baja por ansiedad
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FluffCopter @fluffcopter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is perhaps the funniest way @spice8rack.bsky.social was right, one for the books.
"Of course, the inherent irony of attempting to depoliticize remembrance is that it highlights exactly what you seek to forget." 
-Spice8Rack, Magic: The Gathering & the Death of the Future.
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javiskan @javiskan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ayuso: la acampada está jodiendo a los comerciantes de la zona nojeque El Papizza de calle Carretas:
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Money
ALT: Money
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
terrible La palabra del día #1729 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lapalabradeldia.com
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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)
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Bukuku @bukuku.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Igual hay que empezar a ensanchar un poco la ventana de Overton hacia la izquierda a pioletazo limpio, no sé. A lo mejor ya no queremos solo vidas dignas, a lo mejor tenemos que empezar a pedir guillotinas también, por equilibrar un poco. Que nos están diciendo que nos muramos, tías.
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Jorge Matías @yayo2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Todo esto empezó con lo de llamar inquiokupas a gente que no puede pagar el alquiler.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.
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가지 @bygajee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
산중호걸 🐯🐯🐯🐯
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
siete euros por un frasco this shit better work
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social
my other vehicle is the unrelenting wheel of samsara
8:18 PM • Sep 7, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anthony D. Herrera 
@aherrera.bsky.social
The silent bees are making crimson honey again. Their hive, which they built in the shape of my face, weeps its sanguine sweetness and the Pale Men come at midnight to lick up the sticky mud below.
Recognized one of them. Tim from junior high. He always wanted to be a Pale Man.
Super proud of him.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cooper Lund
@cooperlund.online
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her "want" as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing "want" all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
11:44 AM • Aug 31, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
jill nye the science dyke @gizmouse.bsky.social
bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies
2:44 PM • Aug 25, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pavel
@spavel.bsky.social
Let me introduce the crew. *points to enormous muscular guy.* This is Big Dog, we call him that because he's huge, ha ha!

*points to slim average looking guy* and this is Medium Dog. I'm sure you can guess why! That's right — he communes with the spirits of the departed
9:12 AM • Aug 20, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
ZATOICHI: perhaps i'm wrong but.. shouldn't we be gambling on the dice UNDER the cup

ME: (perfectly still and silent for the remainder of Zatoichi's stay in town)
10:43 PM • Jul 5, 2024
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Chris Person
@papapishu.bsky.social
Referring to The Demiurge as a content creator.
1:10 AM • Aug 9, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
just heard the wandering gambler and legendary blind swordsman Zatoichi is in town so i'm gonna go get a bunch of easy, consequence free money by blatantly cheating at dice. can't believe no one else ever thought of this
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
alix e. harrow
@alixeharrow.bsky.social
bought candy at the pool for a 13yo and she tried to give me cash. i was like nahh it's nbd, and she goes "girl i have seen your car." 13yo girls remain undefeated. you think you're talking to a child but you're actually talking to whatever gods used to send to punish mortals for their hubris
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Chris
@bigjuncofan.bsky.social
We all have that one homie who scholars theorize was not a single individual, but a collection of different authors
6:17 PM • Jul 24, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Brooks Otterlake
@i_zzzzzz
Ironic - as a child, I was enthralled by the WWE..... yet today, it is I, who must "wrestle mania"
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
8:26 AM • Jul 25, 2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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• 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊 • @bloodrayne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ey ey ey ey pequeña no estés así vale? todo irá a mejor, sí? tienes que levantar la cabeza, reina, porque si no se te cae la corona. que ya sabes que eres mi prioridad y no dejaré que nunca estés mal. quieres un mcflurry, princesa?
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
La palabra del día #1726 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lapalabradeldia.com
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
audrey (@phlegmme) on twitter: "Alcohol is the #1 obstacle to weight loss. Just one beer is 200 calories. That means the average person is consuming over 4,000 extra calories every single workday"
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
locked i’m no i’m tucked in good night
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K @shroomeat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
La palabra del día #1725 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lapalabradeldia.com
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎃🎃🎃
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
zahee MOVE... (@synthpopa...) on twitter: "do you think their menstrual cycles ever synced up"

[Movie still from the Scream franchise showing Stu Macher (Matthew Lillard) smiling as he rests his chin on the shoulder of Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich,) who has blood smeared on his neck.]

Gadzooks even (@pissmeisterReal) quotes with: "They look like if Jerma unfused"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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