Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 12hso liberty biberty is definitely an affront to all that is good and holy, but I *will* have to admit that I chuckled when that thing got snatched up by a hawk 000
Reposted by ShrimpDilly @dillydoodle.bsky.social · 16hme: "this class is about penguins" 7 year old: "okay, what if my penguin was a snow bunny" 8776172
Reposted by ShrimpMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348846950
Reposted by ShrimpJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026when a multiple sentences in a wikipedia article have 5+ citations, only good things have happened in its edit history 315217
Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Car I was borrowing from a family friend started having weird electrical issues so I called them about it and they were like "no problem, not your fault, I'll make an appointment for the car :)" and when I relayed this info to my family I got immediately got hit with "so how are YOU paying for it?" 100
Reposted by ShrimpCatsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The obscure miniseries "Eternal Family" is back on Youtube for free. Directed by Koji Morimoto at Studio 4°C in 1997 for NTT Infosphere (52 episodes of 30 seconds). >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKz... 127887
Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the three genres of modern illustration that I see online: 1. "Oh wow, I can tell they're a big fan of contemporary art" (laudatory) 2. "Oh wow, I can tell they're a big fan of contemporary art" (derogatory) 3. "...I think this person has drawn gay dragon ball z smut before?" (bold and fresh) 020
Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sometimes certain cats are cute as gimmick accounts on social media but become tragically obnoxious NPCs when modded into games. There's something to be learned here, I'm sure, I just haven't figured out what it is yet! 010
Reposted by ShrimpBen Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you. 202831699
Reposted by ShrimpDr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me. 5361692296
Reposted by ShrimpGabriel Larragán Villalobos @gabriellarragan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Static 6636267
Reposted by ShrimpTipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 22/08/2025if he was a furry he would've been named Dylan Kobold. hahahahaha, hey, have a good weekend, yall. hope you enjoy this one. and if you didn't, please google "columbine basement tapes site:archive.org" and let me know what happens. 31127
Reposted by ShrimpMondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026) 17979320
Reposted by Shrimpblawnk @blawnk.com · 27/09/2026this is how i find out Super Monkey Ball 2's keyboard has no lowercase w???? just a second t?? 341255429
Reposted by Shrimpdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's the 40 year anniversary of cleveland's disastrous "balloonfest" 16860175
Reposted by Shrimplumi | comm openˎˊ˗ @linamik.bsky.social · 16/09/2026my gorgeous deadly vampire wife who i hate ( ´ ཀ ` )❣️ #deadlock #mina 4897188
Reposted by Shrimpspookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hollowing out a book and placing a smaller book inside it—also hollow—inside that, another hollow book; it contains a smaller hollowed-out book; this contains a description of a gun 1578
Reposted by ShrimpMelody 🎃✨ @meloteaart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight 👁️ #art #gouache 121012296