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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 12h
so liberty biberty is definitely an affront to all that is good and holy, but I *will* have to admit that I chuckled when that thing got snatched up by a hawk
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Dilly @dillydoodle.bsky.social · 16h
me: "this class is about penguins" 7 year old: "okay, what if my penguin was a snow bunny"
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 17h
promo image for the show Yellowjackets; Features a woman's face with a yellowjacket resting upon her cheek
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본색 @prepbon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
현실
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
floral 🌸 mermaid
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MossyPine 🍂 @bymossypine.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Three spooky friends 🍂
Digital illustration of three bunny ghosts in front of a brown background
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みなみ @winawi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🍁🍁
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when a multiple sentences in a wikipedia article have 5+ citations, only good things have happened in its edit history
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
adam & eve 🐍🍎
stylized 3d render of a person with apple products and a snake on their shoulders. kind of inspired by old macintosh ads
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Car I was borrowing from a family friend started having weird electrical issues so I called them about it and they were like "no problem, not your fault, I'll make an appointment for the car :)" and when I relayed this info to my family I got immediately got hit with "so how are YOU paying for it?"
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The obscure miniseries "Eternal Family" is back on Youtube for free. Directed by Koji Morimoto at Studio 4°C in 1997 for NTT Infosphere (52 episodes of 30 seconds). >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKz...
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the three genres of modern illustration that I see online: 1. "Oh wow, I can tell they're a big fan of contemporary art" (laudatory) 2. "Oh wow, I can tell they're a big fan of contemporary art" (derogatory) 3. "...I think this person has drawn gay dragon ball z smut before?" (bold and fresh)
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Tsupi_WBSY カラリーマン @tsupi-wbsy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#BirdArt #土アップ
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Gus 🌱➡️ LBX 422 @friedbaens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hello, Lara!
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jesperish @jesperish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes certain cats are cute as gimmick accounts on social media but become tragically obnoxious NPCs when modded into games. There's something to be learned here, I'm sure, I just haven't figured out what it is yet!
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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phango >- >= >- @steel3h.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ground shattering ass
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シエリル @shieriru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sutis @sutis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spooky season! 👻🎃
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no context chiikawa @nocontextchiikawa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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IDK@shop open 'til 10/7 @idkkun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
comm
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Gabriel Larragán Villalobos @gabriellarragan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Static
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Emily Hancock @emilyhancock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Merry 1st of Halloween!
A bunch of jack-o’-lanterns growing on the same vine. An old copic marker sketch I did in ~2020 colorized
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 22/08/2025
if he was a furry he would've been named Dylan Kobold. hahahahaha, hey, have a good weekend, yall. hope you enjoy this one. and if you didn't, please google "columbine basement tapes site:archive.org" and let me know what happens.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
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blawnk @blawnk.com · 27/09/2026
this is how i find out Super Monkey Ball 2's keyboard has no lowercase w???? just a second t??
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's the 40 year anniversary of cleveland's disastrous "balloonfest"
Balloonfest '86 was a fundraising event in Cleveland, Ohio, United States, held on September 27, 1986, in which the local chapter of United Way set a world record by releasing almost 1.5 million balloons.[2] The event was intended to be a harmless publicity stunt. However, the released balloons drifted back over the city and Lake Erie and landed in the surrounding area, causing problems for traffic and a nearby airport. In consequence, the organizers faced lawsuits seeking millions of dollars in damages,[1] and cost overruns put the event at a net loss.[3] The event also interfered with a United States Coast Guard search for two boaters who were later found drowned.[1]
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水泥小猫 @depravedstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Farrukh Abdur @farrukh3d.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made some Mooncakes! ✨️
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🎃🍠훠궈파티🍎🌽 @huoguoparty.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
인어 합작 Ping-pong tree sponge
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John 🍂 @jrgdrawing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The hills are alive!
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A new perspective
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
long legs
a poorly drawn cat lying down with its very long legsa black cat lying on a round gray rug in front of a white cabinet. the rug has a black cat design underneath the real cat, with printed legs sticking out and creating the illusion that the cat has extremely long legs
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죄송?합니다? @gomsan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
반쪽 선따기는 완~
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그림계정 @kar-pic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
리비오 #trigun
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lumi | comm openˎˊ˗ @linamik.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my gorgeous deadly vampire wife who i hate ( ´ ཀ ` )❣️ #deadlock #mina
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🗑 @naapa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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音原 樂 @otoharagaku.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
2023年賀絵 #art #oc
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spookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hollowing out a book and placing a smaller book inside it—also hollow—inside that, another hollow book; it contains a smaller hollowed-out book; this contains a description of a gun
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Melody 🎃✨ @meloteaart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight 👁️ #art #gouache
Gouache painting of an owl like dragon creature with eyes and constellations along its body. Gold accents of sparkles surround the creature.
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hrabb @hrabb.it · 24/09/2026
which one..
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