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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦

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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 6h
Can anyone else smell burnt toast?
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 18h
This looks fabulous
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 20h
Back in the City!
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look you're the one who stresses the importance of collective decision making. That means there's no hiding behind the leadership, the whole party owns this
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But the process was so lovely that somehow the outcome isn't shit? Appears to be the argument here
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always think the most insane thing about the one-staters (pro-pal variant) is not considering the only realistically possible single state, who would control it, and which side is a nuclear-armed regional power.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Although as ever, there's this element that the people who care so passionately about it always appear to know so little. Like ... the section on European Jews, when more than half of Israeli Jews are Mizrahi.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You sound like David Miller mate
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Terry Watkins @gerrygow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're minutes away from the notion of a Left Bloc in English politics completely imploding. There is no way that I, as a Labour voter, could vote for a Green Party which has almost certainly transformed itself into the largest and most extreme antisemitic force that this country has ever seen.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah because for a start you're tested on them because they're how you drive!
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's nuts, I was basically doing mock tests from the minute I could competently steer the thing
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thinking today of the antizionist Jews who put together the Jerusalem Declaration on Antisemitism, and their naivety. You can't ever actually make these people happy while you're living. bsky.app/profile/timo...
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How did that work out for you when they just discussed it and *voted for it*, including voting down an amendment that removed the explicit targeting of "Zionist synagogues".
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly, the greens had plenty of these people of their own too
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean absolutely because of 10. too!!
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh he probably can by now, but it's not like he's a brave or clever man to fight it
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely rancid.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, that's the Greens gone then. Good thing Polanski has the wide appeal of cold sick and that whoever replaces him when they push him out for being Jewish will doubtless be even less likeable.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Green Party conference just voted in favour of this motion, and this time, in the hall itself, specifically voted against an amendment which would have removed the element about “Zionist Synagogues”. As a result, for most Jews the Green Party will now be considered to have a policy of antisemitism.
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Barbara Rich @barbararich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Lost Explorer - Sir Ranulph Fiennes and the Mental Capacity Act 2005 I have written about lasting powers of attorney, deprivation of liberty, and the powers of the Court of Protection in connection with the “disappearance” of Sir Ranulph Fiennes bleakhouserevisited.substack.com/p/the-lost-e...
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The Lost Explorer
The ‘disappearance’ of Sir Ranulph Fiennes and the Mental Capacity Act 2005
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Although it feels like I am shouting into the void about this sometimes, I want to share some further thoughts on the “Zionism is Racism” motion which the Green Party is due to debate in the next 16 hours. Just to address various points which I think people in general should know. A thread:
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(pocket extends behind the waistband so bottom can't stretch over time, placket has reinforcement behind to prevent puckering around the buttons, sleeves are more comprehensively fully fashioned)
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely more of a buy good and repair culture!
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's at least three things done more simply on the modern cardigan, and generally the quality of cashmere yarn used has plummeted as demand has soared in the 30+ years (going by label design) since this one was made. Johnstons to be fair do use the hood stuff: hence price.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The cashmere was a nightmare. The welt (false actually, it's a patch pockets magically set in) had had the hem lightly rolled under then tacked in, well beyond my skills
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The pockets on the cardigan are actually patch pockets, set in so perfectly by hand that they appear to be completely seamless. Its modern equivalent is skimpier weight, does not manage perfect concealment and costs £675.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Immense satisfaction from finally repairing a couple of excellent vintage bits: fantastic Johnstons of Elgin cashmere of a quality you basically can't buy anymore, and a 90s Etro field jacket. For quality of repair comparisons, original (other side) then fix, below. I'm hard on pockets.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My goddaughter the pug simply longs for the return of the Whig Oligarchy
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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's my husband's birthday today, he's handsome and sexy and the best husband in the world and he is also running the Cardiff half marathon on Sunday for Alzeihmer's Research. Feel free to donate to a good cause! cardiffhalf26.enthuse.com/pf/alexander...
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sooooooo this running business is actually turning into somewhat of a hobby. In November I couldn't run for 60 seconds and then thanks to Denise Lewis on the couch to 5k app and Kylie Minogue I powere
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What an appalling way to celebrate your birthday, had to donate just to make it worth the madness
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would have been these. I don't know about the hijacker but they sure scare me
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rick Owens is obviously the plan and indeed part of my last long haul ensemble
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, I had to go to Australia in premium economy due to DONALD FUCKING TRUMP'S WAR in April and it was the same planned outfit, but with more practical footwear.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Style but also ease of movement
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So the words "follow instructions" were clearly there
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thing is I've always decided that I'm in charge and what if I'm not? Could be some fucking idiot.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's definitely part of the plan bsky.app/profile/show...
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 03/10/2026
I always assumed in every emergency like this, at least one man was daydreaming about it just before it happened.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why, at least in business class, I always have a well-considered outfit
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, a selfie is happening
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God I hope they do it after I've got my gin and tonic
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely bsky.app/profile/show...
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean I'm pretty confident I could land* a modern passenger jet. *Follow the instructions to activate the autopilot and the auto-landing system.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've also decided that I will vape openly in a hijack situation.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obviously I'm not revealing my plan for opsec reasons but I definitely have one.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Incredible stuff. Is it a male thing that I've imagined being heroic on a plane (usually during flights in Business so near the front), and this bit, taking the controls (however briefly) is the best bit? www.nytimes.com/2026/10/02/w...
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As someone who is not much of a fan of Dickens, Bleak House really does stand out as the most like a novel you might choose to read now.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shocked, shocked etc
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not *that* inclined to be charitable when he's telling the sort of fibs that endanger Jews
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can read the Mail story and they simply have him bang to rights. His statements cannot be reconciled with easily provable reality.
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