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HailToTheKing

@shotshy.bsky.social
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Newcastle Fan, ball hockey, gamer, birdwatcher, fan of niche geek hobbies, purveyor of shitpuns

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Hilarious." via Barry James
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I still think the proliferation of sourdough bread during the covid pandemic's lockdown period deserves further investigation. It's stealth attack to overtake objectively better regular bread to become almost everyone's go-to bread continues to unnerve me. 😬😂
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 30/09/2026
Byeeeeeeeee dickhead
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham's speech was a good start. He set his stall out well. It will be interesting to see how this translates into policy and action. And whether any of this can cope with the mass unemployment coming down the pipe with AI. But a start is good. There's the bones of some great policy in there.
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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wonder if all our fans who have spent 5 years cryarsing on social media about the Saudis not “doing a Man City” have realised why now. They are fucked.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Liar. Small boat crossings peaked under Johnson in 2022 reaching 46,000 in 2022. In current year they are 18,565 and falling. Also prior to Boris Johnson's Brexit there were none.
It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to
Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate
from the people. He has no real ideas, and
no plan,

Johnson on X
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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DCB72 @deeceebee72.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tony Blair confirmed as vampire.
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eddie Howe's team with "superstars" loses that game. So I'll take the win from the beaten up kids team.
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Incredible selection of deflected goals here/
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's age appropriate that we're playing like a bunch of lads in the playground
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Shite way to concede but let's face it that was coming. #nufc
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't think we've strung a pass together yet and we're 12 minutes in!
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What a picture that is
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Louis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Perhaps the Deputy Leader of Durham County Council, Darren Grimes can ask Farage for £36 million to help close the council's funding gap
Reform promised to show how it would govern Britain. Its flagship council now faces an £83m gap
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am thoroughly enjoying this fella - beautifully written, hugely informative and a fantastic page turner - get yourself a copy - there’s a mountain of them in Waterstones
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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Arrest Nigel Farage
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That new winger looks mercurial as fuck. Just the way I like em! #nufc #pardo
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Now ring Sandro and tell him you let Nick go to Italy..." #NUFC
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That's a ridiculous rule. Blatant handball, but because the subsequent shot was so bad it would have missed work it a massive deflection.... it stands? What the fuck!
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It was a great win, but let's not glaze it too much. At half time we were pretty much all surprised we weren't behind. Dug in well in the second and snatched two nice goals but was hardly a walkover. Plenty of room to improve yet, and we will. Some dogged defending and some daft decision up front.
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Garry Cooney @gazco.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Poor Sandro
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don't know what Spurs ever did to the premier league, but they don't get the same benefits from the refs as the other 5 do they?
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nice start to the season! Eddie Howe probably having a little sob at home. Gives the lads some confidence in what they're doing and gets some momentum going. Excellent! #nufc
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Where was this Wissa and Elanga last season? Both flying! Nice pass from Nico and header from Woltemade in the two goals. #nufc
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Plus: we're not behind. Good saves from the goalie. Looked dangerous early on. Nico looks a good match for Bruno. Minuses: we should be behind. Spurs visibly taking over the back 20 minutes of the first half. Poor decisions from forwards costing chances.
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dedic getting caught too high up the pitch a few times early on here, Spurs passing cutting him out of the game and leaving them two on one. #nufc
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A certain irony in that we've now sung one greedy bastard at two different players already 😂
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
... #NUFC
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Jamie Crawford @jamiecrawford68.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social is doing an AMA on Reddit, for those who use it… www.reddit.com/r/NUFC/s/mle...
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Definitely some communications kinks to work out and understanding to be built, but if that's a couple of weeks on the training ground with way too many friendlies chucked in, I'm encouraged by what could be possible here. #nufc
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Optimistic idiot that I am, I'm looking at big teams losing and thinking "at least they're not getting ahead of us" instead of looking and weaker teams losing and thinking "shit, we're already behind" #nufc
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Costa del Toon today #nufc
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ballot failures have resumed normal service. Got Liverpool, followed by three fails. Even in the carabao cup ffs 😂#nufc
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Phoebe: Who hoards all the wealth while wages stagnate?
Joey: Billionaires

P: Who owns all the housing, utilities and media?
J: Billionaires

P: Who lobbies politicians to rig the system?
J: Billionaires

P: So why is everything so bad right now?
J: Socialism & Immigrants
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Loved that new spiderman. Loved it.
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Artsaxx @ajsaxx.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🤦🏻
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
1 hour delay for a 50 minute flight. Thanks EasyJet. FFS.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#TheYearInReform Look, it's very simple. Nothing to see here. Move along. Reform UK is a party - sorry - a company built around British Patriotism and being frank with the public, and it is led by straight-talking anti-elite Nigel Farage.
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tonkin on Clayton Street makes extremely good Vietnamese bait, very authentic and very well priced. If you happen to be in toon. #nufc
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yeah I think we can assume Bruno is off now too. #nufc
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Shut them down. Lock them up.
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Politics UK @politicsuk.com · 29/07/2026
🚨 BREAKING: A Reform UK councillor in Sunderland has been charged with posting a grossly offensive comment after writing in 2024 that Nigerians should be melted down to fill in potholes
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Absolute shocker. Successful for a league game in the ballot for the first time in 2.5 seasons. 😮 #nufc
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Richie J @richiedj.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Rest in Peace King Kev. My first nufc manager I can remember and what made me fall in love with football and nufc 💔
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Sedgefield Mags @sedgefieldmags.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Kevin Keegan a man who didn’t just manage our club, he transformed it. He gave us belief. He gave us pride. And most of all, he gave us The Entertainers. Rest In Peace "King Kev" #nufc #kevinkeegan
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Rest in peace, gaffer 🤍🖤
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
About fucking time too. Argies finally suffer the consequences of their actions.
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HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This match is a crime against humanity. Argentina continue to foul and cling on in desperate hope of a counter, while Spain's tippy happy bullshit makes watching grass grow seem exciting. The anti-football final.
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