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Keith One Through Seven

@shoelessmonkey.bsky.social
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I just realized that the original X-Men all represented aspects of Xavier, and in fact eventually surpassed him in each of those aspects: Cyclops became a better leader. Jean became a stronger telepath. Beast became a better scientist. Angel became more wealthy. Iceman came out of the closet.
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Seasonal Affective Disorder Stimming Mosh Cryptid Jedi
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I wish I was brave enough to wear this shirt.
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Van Helsing
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
when you make statements like "Gen X sucks" or "fuck Gen X" try to keep in mind that i'm a member of this generation and will agree with you
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two things can be true. The Democratic establishment is out to get Graham Platner. Graham Platner is a piece of shit. The Democratic machine needs to be toppled but fuck this guy.
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Somehow the people who hate America the most have claimed ownership of patriotism. They hate the diversity of this country. They hate the freedoms and protections the constitution and its amendments give to their enemies. But they say those that disagree with them hate America. Happy 4th of July.
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Explain your @ This was also my earliest email address and AIM handle. I was a menace in high school and jumped around from seat to seat on the train with my shoes off.
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We don't usually see each other’s headers. Quote post with yours.
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Jingtong 景桐 @zogzhu.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This Korean paper asmr artist that I’ve been following for a while made a TikTok of her healing Van Gogh 🥹 Her account name is paper pepper www.tiktok.com/@paper__pepp...
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated
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Tunak Daler Mehndi: Iconic Dance Performance
ALT: Tunak Daler Mehndi: Iconic Dance Performance
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...
thedreydossier.substack.com
I found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White House
There is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead.
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Oh These, Those Stars of Space! @starsofspace.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Sensors indicate we recorded an incredible episode for June last night! Launch a class 1 probe to stay tuned!
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
go see i love boosters
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken
sinceyouarrived.world
taken.
A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you.
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Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
@shoelessmonkey.bsky.social talked me into going on a stupid lil walk for our health and we were rewarded with this little dinosaur family
a family of geese near some park benches. there are 2 adult geese and 5 goslingsa gosling laying in the grassa lil gosling butt 5 goslings in the grass
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
unfortunately millennials are unable to credibly recommend any of our music or movies or anything else to younger generations. although we grew up with a lot of great stuff, we blew all our credibility by spending decades talking about space jam, a boring movie for babies
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Is there a more demoralizing feeling than realizing you don't get off work in 10 minutes, but one hour and 10 minutes?
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only) Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
anyway once again I suggest that after It Happens™️ we all take a cool two weeks to keep the best jokes to the group chats so no one’s house gets firebombed and by then it seems likely they will all have moved on
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Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
eating pizza in my living room with my family, my good friends from space on my phone and my clever friends from the bbc on my television. Friday nights don't get much better than this.
a screenshot of some of the crew from Artemis 2 (specifically Victor Glover & Christina Koch) sitting on a helicopter post-splashdownthe cast of taskmaster series 21: Amy Gledhill, Armando Iannucci, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett, and Kumail Nanjiani
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
There's a lot of shit going on right now, so I'm going to try and focus on the people we are sending to the moon in about 1 hour.
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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A thought of "separating the art from the artist": It's a way to approach the work as an audience member, taking it entirely on its own terms. Just the art, regardless of what the artist might be like. It's not about money. If you buy it and the artist gets paid, you haven't separated shit.
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The X-Men Animated series got me into X-Men, but Age of Apocalypse got me into comics. Cool art, amazing character redesigns, and a post-apocalyptic hellscape that was still driven by the hope to make the whole world better.
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
They were everywhere!
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Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
it's the most wonderful time of the year
the entrance to c2e2
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Music Box Theatre @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The co-director of PROJECT HAIL MARY thinks you should check out the Music Box’s 70mm presentation! Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?
Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Sing a song of sixpence A pocket full of (Beastie Boys) RYE
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
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Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
it's 55 degrees in Chicago so we're all legally obligated to go outside
a frozen pond. two shadows are cast across ittrees at Indian Boundary Park. two of the trees are pretty much parallel to the grounda cracked sidewalk. someone has inlaid mosaics in the cracks a sculpture at the park that was kinda recently installed. it's called Eye of the Storm
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Post a tree you photographed. It's really a photo of a woodpecker, but I think it counts.
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Historically, Dorothy Day Locally, Jessie White
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I'd add my own but this is perfect already.
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Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
so thoughtful of James Acaster to come to town on our anniversary. (and even more thoughtful of our friend to make sure we all got incredible seats tonight!)
the marquee for the Chicago Theater. it reads "James Acaster Live On Stage Tonight Sold Out" 
two people sitting in a theater.
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Emperor J @emperorj.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this
Opinion page of the Onion Jan-Feb 2026 issue with a piece titled "Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?" by Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
if you vote here in Cook County, check out the #GirlIGuess guide. I've used it to help inform my voting for the past few years and I can't recommend it enough!
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Favorite song with a title at least 6 words long: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, but I Feel Like a Millionaire (Queens of the Stone Age)
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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Reading the replies to this and the quote tweets, I'm not sure I know what a dad movie is. But I'm not sure that I have a favorite one.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
And he WILL be brought to justice.
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Daily #GirlKnight - 1/22/2026 Girlknight who sits on the end of a blade of grass and holds her arms out so when a princess walks by she can latch on and drink blood from the princess's ankle.
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