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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I see my son literally every day. He's inescapable. If you claim you don't know my son's name you are clearly full of shit.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

100%! I usually forget what books I have that are signed, because I don't care. I'm getting the signature as an excuse to stand in front of someone I admire, tell them I love their work, and maybe have a short chat if the line isn't bad.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm keeping that Chicago accent alive for you.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Best in show is one of my most quoted movies of all time.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I just realized that the original X-Men all represented aspects of Xavier, and in fact eventually surpassed him in each of those aspects: Cyclops became a better leader. Jean became a stronger telepath. Beast became a better scientist. Angel became more wealthy. Iceman came out of the closet.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

People buy lottery tickets all the time.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Seasonal Affective Disorder Stimming Mosh Cryptid Jedi

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I wish I was brave enough to wear this shirt.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Margie you need to use Benny Breakfast in something.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

when you make statements like "Gen X sucks" or "fuck Gen X" try to keep in mind that i'm a member of this generation and will agree with you

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Which is so funny because I don't care about watching baseball at all.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Oh he's a tool, but I like the game anyway. And I'm loving the 2nd game.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I just played Alan Wake for the 1st time! Needs more farts!

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Two things can be true. The Democratic establishment is out to get Graham Platner. Graham Platner is a piece of shit. The Democratic machine needs to be toppled but fuck this guy.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Somehow the people who hate America the most have claimed ownership of patriotism. They hate the diversity of this country. They hate the freedoms and protections the constitution and its amendments give to their enemies. But they say those that disagree with them hate America. Happy 4th of July.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Now I can't stop thinking of the similarities between WWE and the Christian right.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Exactly! Torture doesn't work! People just want to justify violent revenge.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Explain your @ This was also my earliest email address and AIM handle. I was a menace in high school and jumped around from seat to seat on the train with my shoes off.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

But my favorite is "That's the Captain's Chair!"

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

It's Mary's embarrassed, apologetic response that really sells it.

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I love this idea. Why does a yearly letter need to be in December? I feel like @midgiepie.bsky.social and I need to pick a month to start doing this. (Most likely June or October.)

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

We don't usually see each other’s headers. Quote post with yours.

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Jingtong 景桐 @zogzhu.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

This Korean paper asmr artist that I’ve been following for a while made a TikTok of her healing Van Gogh 🥹 Her account name is paper pepper www.tiktok.com/@paper__pepp...

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Keith One Through Seven @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026