Reposted by Spider Onassisunraveled @unraveledpress.com · 15/10/2025This is real. Chicago today. 9152842038
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I haven’t seen my therapist in 2 weeks and I just know she’s going to be be sooooo annoyed with the shit I’ve come up with since then 020
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 29/03/2025enjoying a bag of cheddar combos and listening to Jimmy Eat World 140
Reposted by Spider OnassisJack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025as ever, nothing israel does in gaza happens without American complicity. this is our genocide too, never forget it 19629167
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I wonder if I will ever be ready to read Crying in H Mart 020
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025my dog: *takes a shit* me: (chapell roan voice) he gets the job done! 020
Reposted by Spider OnassisJoseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 12/03/2025New: we've obtained a leaked list of the more than 200 sites, services, apps an ICE surveillance contractor monitors. Bluesky, OnlyFans, many more. Used to track targets. Highly relevant with the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil by ICE. We've published the full list here: www.404media.co/the-200-site...404media.coThe 200+ Sites an ICE Surveillance Contractor is Monitoring404 Media has obtained the list of sites and services that ICE contractor ShadowDragon pulls data from. ShadowDragon sources data from all over the web and lets government analysts easily search it an... 12742292852
Reposted by Spider OnassisTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Permanent Daylight Savings 4 day work week 69 vacation days NOW 041
Reposted by Spider OnassisTavi Veraldi @trappy.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Brit and Auggie on 35mm. @shitlynn.bsky.social 0131
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I wish my dog understood that my success directly impacts his success 020
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 16/02/2025it’s seriously unfair that I can’t just enjoy a gummy like everyone else 110
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I am desperate to have a normal interaction but I got too high and every single cell in my body has been flipping its eyelids inside out nonstop for what feels like hundreds of lifetimes 120
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 08/02/2025*some guy is singing the end of the world as we know it at karaoke* this is the kind of song that makes me wish I could tap dance - celia 130
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I think all babies who cry a lot can’t sleep yada yada just need a Miller Lite - Celia 010
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 08/02/2025karaoke bars should have a kettle and serve hot water with lemon 150
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 29/01/2025It’s sooooo sad that I can’t explain static electricity to my dog. 2271
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 27/01/2025there’s nothing quite as exquisite as going to bed after a long day of wanting to go to bed 170
Reposted by Spider Onassisjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 19/01/2025there’s a thing one can do called quitting 0837
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I have countless thanks to give David Lynch but first and foremost like to thank him for Mulholland Drive… a film I checked out from the library easily a hundred times in my adolescence while I was trying to understand my queerness. RIP king 🖤 050
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 06/01/2025who has a resume template they like that plays nice with AI that they would be so kind as to share? 😇 000
Reposted by Spider Onassisspeedy ortiz ÷ sad13 ÷ sadie dupuis ÷ haunted guy @sad13.horse · 28/12/2024i don’t care what’s in or out for 2025. if i liked it in 1998 i still like it 718021
Reposted by Spider Onassisgary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I’m ‘avin a depressive episode luv x 25410
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I have absolutely no desire to see a monkey anywhere for any reason 030
Spider Onassis @shitlynn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024no one is going to believe me when I tell them that housing half a cold personal size pizza for breakfast upset my stomach 030
