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Shiny Math Rocks

@shinymathrocks.bsky.social
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I respectfully acknowledge that I live and work within the traditional territory of the St. Lawrence Iroquois, Anishinabewaki, Huron-Wendat, and Omàmiwininiwak (Algonquin). My profile photo was designed by WytchAndWyvern (Etsy)

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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Canada v Switzerland, as I imagine it #WorldCup
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Psychiatrist: Don’t go see your mother without taking someone with you. I can think of many people to ask, and not a single one of them would say no. All of them would take psychic damage from going. A catch-22.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I thought Moira Rose’s soap opera in Schitt’s Creek was named “Widow’s Bay”, so I have been so confused with this new show that I haven’t seen and didn’t look like a spin-off of Schitt’s Creek. (The soap opera was named “Sunrise Bay”, but it might have been funnier if it was “Widow’s Bay.)
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
No one has ever asked me but yes. I want to learn to play the harp. I would like that very much.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I am doing my laundry and putting it away. I am CRUSHING IT. I am adulting so good. I am also removing and donating a lot of clothes that I avoid wearing because they fit me badly or are damaged. They’re my fall back for when I haven’t done my laundry, making everything worse.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My Mom having dementia and being powerless to help her (long story that boils down to “she doesn’t want anyone’s help”) has led to talking a lot more about her, with strangers, and admitting that I intentionally haven’t told people everything about my life. I didn’t want to upset anyone.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
When I was preparing to get married, my Mom asked me to invite her to the wedding ceremony but not the reception. That’s what I did. She got her invite, lost her shit, and told her side of the family (two people) about this shameful insult, so they both dropped out of the wedding.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
When my husband and I got engaged, I told my Mom. This was her complete reaction, with no follow ups. You can search my life for additional reactions from her, like someone searching a couch for spare change, and would come up empty. This was it.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My Uncle wouldn’t let my Mom inside his apartment, so she called the City and told them he was living in a hoard that was dangerous. They verified that she hadn’t seen the hoard, so they chose to do a bedbug inspection of his apartment building to see if he was in a hoard. (He wasn’t.) 1/2
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is an example of a dementia confabulation, where Mom’s memory has a gap and her brain made up a story to fill the gap. This family member died in April 1977. I was born in 1979. My Mom had only one child, me. (1/2)
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sent my Mom the first email in 2 years, but this time it said “I am unblocking your email address, you can email me back and I will read it. I know you have memory issues, and I want you to know that I visited you on X date for X amount of time and this is what we talked about.”
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Sleepy Puppy Snuggled in Blanket
ALT: Sleepy Puppy Snuggled in Blanket
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Of course, the message the Iranians are trying to sell Americans on is "It's all the fault of THE JEWS"--but notice how they manage it much better than the typical groyper antisemite does, because the groyper, in their use of antisemitism, is trying to cut themselves off from mainstream US culture.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Because they put more effort into American cultural competency than groyper MAGA staffers do. Like, the whole point of being a groyper is to repel normies and edgily assert superiority over them. The Iranian regime is actually trying to persuade American voters.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
🇨🇦 problems: too polite to tell the guy with big headphones on that his phone hasn’t connected, so we keep hearing snippets of things he’s looking at. If I do flag it to him, I will also apologize for telling him.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I love anyone who boldly pronounces turquoise “turKWAZZZZZ”. Love that for you.
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Scott Robertson @sarobertson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
CARNEY: "I do not get up first thing in the morning and think about the United States. I think about Canadians ... Our destiny is first and foremost going to be determined by what we do here. Canadians get that. I'm not sure everyone south of the border understands that."
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Last year’s sweetpeas.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sweetpea seeds are soaking. Butterfly weed seeds ready to go. In 12 hours, I’m planting. This year, a single row of sweetpeas with underplanting. Also: I know where the mouse or rabbit digs its tunnel through the flower bed, and I give up. No seeds there.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Bright sun, cold air —- GARDEN FEVER ARRRGGGHHHHHH
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Husband: I love you for so many reasons. Me: Name a weird one. He gazes at me with almost visible rose-coloured glasses: You snort-snore in your sleep, edge up to me looking for snuggles, then shove me away saying I’m too close, and I end up sleeping on the edge of the king-size bed. Me: 🤯🫢🫥🫣
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Let the Awkward Family Photos begin
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/04/2026
*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 02/04/2026
🚨 Season 2 of D20: On a Bus begins RIGHT NOW! 🚨 🚌 Starring Dragon Master Katie Marovitch and her people: Jasmine Bhullar, Aabria Iyengar, Matthew Mercer, and Brennan Lee Mulligan! #Dimension20
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Child requires general anesthesia at 12:45pm tomorrow, which means 8 hours of fasting. He’s 8.5 years old. I’m getting up at 3am to feed him a high fat breakfast in the hopes that the blood sugars will last til 12:45. This is Jackass. *theme music*
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Estranged Parent Problems: significant birthdays Me, to florist: I am sending a bouquet of flowers to this person. Florist: who is this person in relation to you. Me: Estranged parent. They may decline the delivery, but they aren’t violent, they won’t throw the flowers at the delivery person. 1/2
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My son is holding up a vintage triple-changer Transformer and asking me what it looks like, and I said rocket ship and locomotive, and these were lies because it looks like a circumcised 🍆.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The proliferation of this quote is so interesting to me. It's often posted by right wing chuds who use it to defend conventional aesthetic ideas — such as the importance of having a lean, athletic body — but they don't really understand Owens's work. Let's talk about it. 🧵
A quote by Rick Owens. It reads: "Working out is modern couture. No outfit is going to make you look or feel as good as having a fit body. Buy less clothing and go to the gym instead."
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Absolutely true.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
You’ll hate this.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I would like to once again remind The Internet Owners that people don’t want AI. They want a distinct font for sarcasm. #enshittification We’ve been asking for this for decades.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A song for the USA, made in 1982 and somehow eternally true. youtu.be/Vkfpi2H8tOE?...
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Laurie Anderson - O Superman (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Nonesuch Records
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I hate everyone and I refuse to identify what I had for lunch, because we all know I didn’t eat my lunch and that’s why I’m cranky. And I ain’t having it! I am allowed to hate everyone. I am right about that, that’s a right way to feel. #hangry
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Using AI = not gaining XP
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Vibes for my 🇺🇸 friends. Happy Saturday youtu.be/eKd_iNZeqS8?...
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Shungudzo - It's a good day (to fight the system) [official video]
YouTube video by Shungudzo
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The slog is slightly less SLOG, but that could change. Tonight we’re going to see the 150ft tall snow mountain and the sandwiches. . Fun times, pretty much. Could be more fun, but I’ll take what I can get.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
RFK Jr is hitting tanning beds to maintain that insane deck stain skin colour. Call that man a cremation survivor.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Elizabeth Warren kept being shown on TV during SOTU, and she was calm. Fucking epic.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
State of the Union time. I don’t think I have EVER watched one - I’m literally just here to be Big Mad and shout at the TV.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This is a mental war that we have to win. It's not about being a luddite, it's about destroying or retaining the ability to think. It's about how insidious this becomes in a situation where generative AI is adopted and then subverted intentionally. www.thealgorithmicbridge.com/p/a-new-whar...
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A New Wharton Study on AI Warns of a Growing Problem: Cognitive Surrender
Casual users should pay special attention
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Adulting so hard right now. Difficult thing to do at work: push through, do it. Difficult stuff to do for my son: push through and do it. All this makes me feel like I can’t breathe? Breathe anyway, calm down, and push through it. Do the laundry, put the laundry away. Deep breath, just keep going.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
cartoon of the brown hoodie kid from Chicago who confronted Danny Spud in his high school
Caption: You're gonna get in trouble!
Brown: Ok.
FUCK ICE
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Despite being very tired and suffering from malaise, I am still somehow getting things done and moving forward. This is possible due to cell phones being lightweight computer bricks that bring dentists, swim lessons, soccer lessons, and summer camps to my face with very little physical effort.
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 12/02/2026
Minnesota is still under attack. Federal thugs swarmed Roosevelt High School in Minneapolis. Witnesses report tear gas used on students and staff. At least two school employees were handcuffed. Video evidence is circulating. DHS is denying it happened 🤬 Schools should be safe havens!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Macbeth: SHIT
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
(also tonight I learned that I know some Bad Bunny songs that I didn’t know were Bad Bunny songs, so 🏆 big win for me)
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Bad Bunny halftime show was the most genuine and heartfelt performance piece I’ve seen in decades, and so full of joyful pride. “The only thing more powerful than home is love” Well said
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/02/2026
BASH: Is this measles outbreak a consequence of the administration undermining support for vaccines? DR OZ: I don't believe so. Secretary Kennedy has been advocating for measles vaccines BASH: Oh, come on
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Did not mention the three throwing up episodes between 3am and 4am. The melatonin was very needed. Now we wait.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
4am. Finally gave up and gave the boy some melatonin. He’s so, so, so tired. He’s currently lying completely still in bed, possibly asleep. I’ve done more laundry, and discovered that the inside of our clothes dryer smells like burning dust AND THAT IS NOT GOOD. A tomorrow problem for sure.
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Shiny Math Rocks @shinymathrocks.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
3am. Starving. Child cannot sleep more than 5 to 10 minutes at a time, and needs me next to his bed. I keep coming across food posts on social media and having stomach growls. This is a mess.
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