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Blake Placid @credit2mywife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Exorcist (Taylor's Version)
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Blake Placid @credit2mywife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not finding many Godzilla ornaments, I guess because he’s kaijuish?
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Commander Riker, There has been a security breach in our computer system. Your search history is being broadcast to the entire crew. Worf
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Picard management tip: Conducting an experiment with an unknown outcome is time well spent, even if the result disappoints you.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
is crystal pepsi made by the crystalline entity
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
what happens if you drink a changeling
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Data, My security team has located your animal. Its feet are covered in paint. There are paw prints all over deck 11. Worf
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Blake Placid @credit2mywife.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek TNG episode title screen. “The one where Barclay has to clean hairballs out of the warp core after giving Spot a Klingon edible”
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Blake Placid @credit2mywife.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
You should be able to rent someone’s ashes for your mantle before cremating a loved one. You know, just to try it out.
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Blake Placid @credit2mywife.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Godzilla live cam
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Blake Placid @credit2mywife.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It’s only a sex toy if it comes from the Vibratiers region of France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling back massager.
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Blake Placid @credit2mywife.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Die on this hill? I’ll haunt this hill and cover it with ectoplasm while mocking your exorcist’s life choices and giving them the spectral finger.
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Blake Placid @credit2mywife.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
[ghost next to their corpse] “But that was my emotional support corporeal form”
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
what historical period is adventure time based on
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Georgia Harper @mindtheflap.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The new Barbie comes with a range of accessories to reflect her status as an autistic woman, such as: - noise-cancelling headphones - a fidget spinner - intense social media scrutiny about how she's Being Autistic Wrong
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Nathan Summers @rockwlrs.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Why am I crying because they released an autistic Barbie?
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Jamie 🌺 @purplebushie.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’m really glad so many people like the autistic Barbie doll & I’m also very glad that Mattel partnered with the Autistic Self Advocacy Network—even if her outfit is not to my personal taste partnering with ASAN & using wording like “representing what some autistic people may experience” is great
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Gale 🔞 @ulalakaudders.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Idk just funny sitting here in loose sensory friendly clothing, oversized noise cancelling headphones and wearing a fidget ring while people run around screaming that these things do not reflect the autistic experience
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💖 max, local garbage boy stink man 💖 @freckledcryptid.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This makes me so happy! It's really refreshing to see a place like ASAN, which is actually run by autistic people, being where a big company like Mattel goes to for help with autistic rep.
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Abby @arobertswrites.com · 12/01/2026
All Barbies can be autistic if you are also autistic.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. We're in a hall of some kind, kind of smoky and dimly lit like a bar in Wisconsin after 8pm. Lots of Klingons are sitting and chatting in the background, must be meat raffle night. Up close, Worf and another Klingon are standing and talking. The other Klingon kind of looks like if Sisko was wearing Klingon loaf in disguise. Both have long and luscious flowing hair and are dressed in traditional Klingon uniforms with silver plated shoulder/chestal areas. Closed caption reads, "The idea is to eat, drink, stay awake all night."
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KittyKat @kittykat476.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The autistic urge to eat nothing but instant ramen has been growing stronger by the day
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Blake Placid @credit2mywife.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
REWARD Schrödinger's Cat Wanted: Dead and/or Alive
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cassius marcellus clay @cmclay.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
as an autistic person i can tell when someone else has absolutely no ability to read the room so protip to the centrists out there right now: you can take a break from insisting on "finding common ground" when theyre defending pedophilia
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CazzieCaz @scribblingninja.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
One of the fun things that happens when you grow up an undiagnosed autistic is this: You get bullied for your autistic traits. When you report said bullying, you get told one of two things… 🧵
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
drunk history wolf 359
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Picard strategy tip: When an egotistical, malevolent person tells you their dangerous intent, believe them.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
is klingon food gluten free
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
starship makes rattling noise at impulse speed
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
why are so many ferengi verified on twitter
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
is the rapture the same day on every planet
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
do cardassians have nipples
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
slut era
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
pumpkin spice raktajino
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
what the hell is going on
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
darmok and jalad netflix original series
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
why do cows have so many dicks
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Picard rationality tip: There is no such thing as a ghost or a devil. It's just a space alien. It's always a space alien.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Locutus assimilation tip: You know so little. For instance, human sex is nothing compared to a standard weekly 80 million drone Borgy.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Data's personal quarters and he's sitting at his desk working on his future space laptop. Behind him are panel touchscreens filled with LCARS schematics. 
In picture 1, Data's cat spot has jumped up and is standing on his computer. Picture two shows Data setting his cat back down on the floor. Picture 3 shows Spot has now jumped back up onto the desk. Caption reads, "(meowing)". Pic 4 shows Data sternly looking at Spot, closed caption reads, "Spot, you are disrupting my ability to work."All alt texts in picture 1All alt in picture 1 All alt text in picture 1
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
captain picard ice bucket challenge
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
adult themes such as having a favorite kitchen appliance and back pain
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Canon is a Jedi youngling and I am Anakin Skywalker
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Character death but he gets better
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Less Like Slow Burn And More Like Two Idiots Standing About On Fire
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Blake Placid @credit2mywife.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Radar always has coffee when he watches Dark Helmet. You know that. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
Radar O'Reilly from M*A*S*H is crudely photoshopped (by me) into a scene from Spaceballs. He's sipping from a coffee cup as he looks at Dark Helmet, seeming kind of casual, but interested. Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz are looking back at him like they don't know what the fuck he's doing there.
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Counselor, I had that dream again where I was a Borg drone picking flowers in a meadow. Do you have time to meet this afternoon? Worf
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on ship, possibly in engineering, but it's impossible to know because it's just a screenshot! We're looking at Commander Data, in gold uniform. He's standing and sporting a bright and exaggerated smile. Forehead is very tall, eyes beaming with intense cheer, kind of a horror movie type smile. Closed caption reads, "Are You prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?"
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who can win a staring contest with a mirror, and Major Kira are pictured standing on a Earth like city street in the evening, with brick doorways behind them. They're both dressed atypically, Kira with a knitted floral kind of vest on, and O'Brien, who once won the tour de France on a big wheel, is wearing a green and weirdly textured sporting coat. They're both holding flowers, and each is making a "peace" sign✌🏼. No caption.
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