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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」

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✨ shi.wtf ✨ cringe alt: @shi.rip Government name Shi Saaristo Officially the №1 ranked Finnish CtF team for the years 2020 & 2022 on CTFtime gamedev musician wannabe artist all-round geek 🏳️‍⚧️ they/them/themself ❤ Peace and Love ☮

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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 55m
so @crunchyroll.com keeps spamming me this notification once or twice per month. its broken, tapping it opens a WebView inside the CR app to the "Plans" page, not-logged-in, instead of any actual offer. im having a lousy day so thought id contact their customer support about it...
android notification history, with a notification from Crunchyroll offering 50% off for 3 months
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 16h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 19h
theyve done this in Finland a few times, and you fight it by... just not going to work 🤷‍♀️ maybe staying at a relatives place a while turns out cops arent SUPER into marching nurses into forced labour to begin with and kinda draw the line at busting into their relatives homes w/o a warrant to do that
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 23h
yess weve officially entered the FO phase of FAFO! i just hope its not too late🥺 (to get context for any of this you need to be up to date on Bunny Cruise, which, while an EXCELLENT comic that i recommend, you should 100% check the comic profile on comicfury for before diving in, and pace yourself)
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 29/09/2026
this isnt exclusive to game design, btw an otherwise VERY competent and smart infosec expert will argue against cold hard maths for HOURS, insisting that some arbitrary character-set password rule (e.g. mixed-case + number + punctuation) is more secure than X words from a known, common wordlist
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 28/09/2026
this is this Sunday, btw :3 no big plans this year, if something happens w/ friends, yipee. but no pressure from plans that might fall through, causing Big Sad... again, if you have the means, dig my vibes, & want to celebrate together w/ me, any lil' something would make me smile 💜 ko-fi · paypal
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 27/09/2026
based on another YouGov survey, 1/6 men (16%) believe they could defeat a wolf in unarmed hand-to-hand combat (7% think they could take a grizzly bear, a 350kg (800lb) animal with 10cm (4") claws that runs 55km/h (35mph) and has enough bite force to crush a bowling ball)
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 23/09/2026
on the console i lease from the manufacturer to play games i dont own, but paid 70€ for cant wait for sony to pull a Disney and add midroll ads to the PS5
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 23/09/2026
you need to read this v short but important thread ive been struggling with very heavy thoughts and emotions for a while now and i tell you this had me gigglin' despite it all
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 21/09/2026
ooh ooh i wanna post comic pages/panels i think about a lot! i cheated a bit with sunstone (also fuck Neil Gaiman, dont buy his shit, but Death still speaks to me)
Cassandra Price, the Oracle of Garbage, from Goddess Mode (2018-2019)
a panel from the tail end of Issue #6
an off-screen voice of a corrupted ai says "you are one against a system made by many. you are INSIGNIFICANT, you are NOTHING"
Cassandra replies "You're right. I'm not any ONE thing--I'm MANY. We ALL are. Good people mess up. Bad people get better. Binary systems of power are garbage. I'm not garbage. I'm TRASH. It's DIFFERENT. And you failing to understand the difference is gonna be the reason we win."
Casandra is in a purple-and-fuchsia witch robe, with asymmetric orange-and-teal hair, running towards the viewer in a weird cyber-dreamscape.5-panels from The Adventures of Dr. McNinja by Christopher Hastings. Dr. McNinja is conversing with his father, Dan McNinja.
Panel 1: Dan is on fire, tapping himself out. "No. I lit myself on fire. Anyway, I got in pretty deep, and now these tootlepuffs are trying to get me all the time."
Panel 2: Dr. McNinja stand in front of a broken window that Dan jumped in through, on fire. His pose is one of disbelief. Dan stands smoking in the foreground.
Dr. McNinja: You. Lit. Yourself. On fire. Why did you light yourself on fire.
Dan: Huh? Seriously?
Panels 3-5: Dan, still smoking, taps his temple with his forefinger slowly in a "think!" gesture
Dan: "Because. They can't grab me if I'm on fire."photo of half a page from the Sandman issue "The Sound of Wings", specifically the print in Preludes & Nocturnes, the 1st trade paperback.
Dream and Death are talking in a park, and Death is frustrated with Dreams mopey attitude.
Panel 1: Death catches as fast-flying soccerball without looking with one hand while grunting in frustration. "Ooooooooohh!", "Give me strength!"
Panel 2: The boy who kicked the ball retrieves it, and says "Another killer catch! You're as mean a ball-player as your friend here"
Death: "He's NOT my friend."
Panel 3: Death: "He's my brother. And he's an idiot"
Panel 4: Dream looks away embarrassed, and speaks in his unique shakey, black speech bubble style: "Just feeding birds"a 2-page spread from Sunstone by Stjepan Šejić. Lisa is heading to a club for her and Ally's reconciliation date.
The First page is her entering the venue and navigating through a crowd, psyching herself up: "I will see her. I will TALK to her. I will take her hand and tell her ALL I feel for her. I am a WRITER! Words are my ALLIES! I would use the to SEDUCE her in person, as I did with my stories." The last panel is Ally's back peeking between two strangers shoulders.
Page two is two big panels, the first Ally turning to Lisa, and the reader, smiling, the whole scene glowing. Lisas thoughts continue as she faces her: "Tonight, I will sweep her of her feet." "I will speak to her and..." "and..."
The second panel is Lisa giving a small wave, biting her lip. There is a big traditional thought bubble from her: "ASDGASASDJ ASGHDJHFG!?". There is one more narration box of her internal monologue: "ERROR! Words not found!"
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Davis/Mavis @voxelroguery.neocities.org · 21/09/2026
Still need $30 within 2 days for the Nepeta and Equius makeship plushies so I'm offering a bulk-discount on my mini gif bust comms! Hit me up with a set of OCs and I'll work out a deal offer... voxelroguery.neocities.org/commissions/
voxelroguery.neocities.org
COMMISSIONS: PAY ME TO DRAW
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 21/09/2026
hey fun fact you know what DOESNT put ads in your media and is CATEGORICALLY guaranteed not to indirectly fund genocide, AI warfare or anti-LGBTQ lobbies? Piracy. one of the last bastions of the early-internet ethos; you dont get paid to seed Toy Story 5, you do it for the love of the game
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You never got quotes like this from seaQuest’s producers.
Quote from Deep Space 9 writer Ira Steven Behr:

"People are still even writing that we only presented 'one side' in 'Past Tense' and that we should have presented 'both sides' and not just the 'liberal' point of view - and I'm still trying to think what that means. In other words, we should have showed the positive aspects of putting the homeless into concentration camps? And I do admit we probably failed in that - we really did not show the many, many wonderful aspects of life without money and living in over-crowded camps." ("The Behr Necessities", Star Trek Monthly issue 12)
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 20/09/2026
i guess scammers are using typo-squatted custom PDSs now 🤷‍♀️ if bsky moderation services can pull just ONE thumb out of their ass for even a minute, theres a real no-brainer slam-dunk to be had in just defederating with bske​.social
the custom BlueSky handle lila242e.bske.social, notably using the root domain bskE.social instead of BlueSky's default, non-custom domain bskY.social
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Gountro (comms open) @gountro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
still open for work by the by ☝️
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 18/09/2026
not even 12h later i fell ill with a fever the gods are watching and they want me dead
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 17/09/2026
sigh... another mutual who seemed cool for a long time started posting weird AI apologist drivel "sure the companies i support monetarily made their tools by stealing wholesale from my peers, but you dont understand how helpful Claude is to *ME*!” not the kind of energy i want or need on my TL
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 17/09/2026
Darth Maul double saber meme

1st panel, Darth Maul with only one side of his lightsaber engaged. His face is covered with the Firefox logo, and the lit sabre has the text "We believe an open web starts with choice. That includes AI" over it

2nd panel, Maul has flipped to a more aggressive stance, the second side of his saber is out. The full text now reads "We believe an open web starts with choice. That includes AI models." across both blades.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 15/09/2026
squid is cool and the shi-sona would not exist if it werent for squid and mel so look at this rat art LOOK AT IT
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 15/09/2026
hey AI simp losers if the tech _ISNT_ a shitty scam, why the FUCK does every gd vendor stuffing it into all of their products need to pull this fucking underhanded bait & switch B.S.? "everyone uses ai, its nbd" is a real dumbfuck thing to say if half of them are fooled into it w/ scammy UX design
google "search" box where the search button is replaced with an "AI Mode" button
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RNGsus game picks @gamefortune.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 14/09/2026
i need some people to REALLY lock the fuck in and grasp the difference between: AI would fuck up REAL bad at doing your job and you wont be replaced by AI and become unemployed it has big "club penguing, 'sir that is impossible, murder is illegal'" vibe,but not funny
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 13/09/2026
well fuck :(
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 07/09/2026
hitting a scary wall: groceries run out in 2 days, next payday is in 16 😔 need to raise ~80€ for a bulk grocery order to cover the gap even just 5€ covers a day, 15€ is enough for pasta & staples for half a week any little bit keeps the cupboard from going bare Ko-fi · PayPal shares are appreciated!
A meme with text at the top that reads: "Me: Flips pillow to cold side. Everyone at my funeral:". Below the text is a famous haunted house reaction photo showing two women screaming in absolute terror, eyes wide, with the woman in front recoiling so hard she is falling back into the other.
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 07/09/2026
hitting a scary wall: groceries run out in 2 days, next payday is in 16 😔 need to raise ~80€ for a bulk grocery order to cover the gap even just 5€ covers a day, 15€ is enough for pasta & staples for half a week any little bit keeps the cupboard from going bare Ko-fi · PayPal shares are appreciated!
A meme with text at the top that reads: "Me: Flips pillow to cold side. Everyone at my funeral:". Below the text is a famous haunted house reaction photo showing two women screaming in absolute terror, eyes wide, with the woman in front recoiling so hard she is falling back into the other.
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🌈🔞 CantDrawStuff 🔞🌈 @cantdrawstuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
⚠️RAFFLE TIME!!!⚠️ I got to 7777... Sooo #raffle will be SLOT MACHINE themed :V 2 YCH poses, winner will get to choose which one they want :) (Peepee can be swapped with strapon) Leftover one will become a discounted YCH ~♥️ To participate Follow me 🥺 ♥️ and 🔄 this post winner will be chosen Oct 1st
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🔞 Chi 💙🐺 @ChiLittleWolf @chilittlewolf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wolves ARE endangered FACT ✅ Wolves are a KEYSTONE species FACT ✅ WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?! We are such a fucking plague on this planet, istg
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 06/09/2026
its my blorbo! they are so cute :3 thank you Naolin 💜
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 05/09/2026
hit 200 posts in my thread still desperate for help: have food until the 10th, get paid next on the 23rd therapy bill is due end-of-month, got 50/180 € for that rn im a queer gamedev/IT-generalist doing my best to get by on contract work while underemployed, disabled & chronically ill ko-fi paypal
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adamatomic @adamatomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
fucking wild that just because you - lay off everyone who knows how to make games - pull the funding from everyone else - stop selling games - stop making games - increase all prices on existing hardware that suddenly we're in a "crash". ok sure don't they know that AI is gonna fix all of this??
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/09/2026
also i JUST realised the sign says "souther border" in English, so you are building a wall to keep people from the U.S. from escaping in to Mexico? also the name Claude gave the game is "Zombie Border Siege" and whoever made the website was too unskilled to amend that in the source.
closeup screenshot of Build the Wall, a vibecoded shitty tetris clone
there is a sign reading "souther border", with an arrow pointing to the playfield, and the name the AI gave the game "zombie border siege" displayed in the corner
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/09/2026
Naolin is one of the sweetest, kindest, most attentive artists who has worked on my OCs then theres all the charity work, collabs, vtuber doodles, and and and couldnt have happened to a nicer person, heres to Naolin's continued success 💜
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/09/2026
*me as i continue nibbling on the painting i heisted from louvre while watching a-team reruns*
A light grey pet rat holding onto the bars of its cage with its mouth open and tongue sticking out
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/09/2026
fun gamedev nerd fact: in 2012s Tetris Holding LLC v. Xio Interactive Inc. the judge ruled that using the 7 original tetrominoes, dropping them into a 10x20 grid & having them behave like Tetris blocks, w/ ghost pieces & next piece UI, constitutes a copyright infingment of the look & feel of Tetris
white house website showing a blatant Tetris clone named "Build the Wall"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/09/2026
i cant wait for this to only be applied to celebs with a 5-figure-following being criticised for calling for genocide, or for bsky board members being dunked on for saying the most tone-deaf thing youve heard from someone NOT in charge of a AI vendor in over 3 years
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/09/2026
if you are able to work rn, you are part of the permanent underclass all to go-getters living in 3026 are refreshing their favourite token-plugs website and drafting the first e-mail theyve written in 18 months to tell their boss they might miss a deadline
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/09/2026
ALT text (the video is a slideshow with no pertinent audio content and i dont feel like reuploading it, so here are all the lines from the video with matching alt text)
Game Republic
New Horizons
14th-16th October 2026

Are you making a game that has not been published yet?
Would you like to get your game more attention?
Would you like to get your game in front of publishers, media, studios and investors?
Would you like to be in with a chance to win a cash prize?
Would you like free tickets and a free stand to show your playable demo at Game Republic New Horizons?
[Indie Stars logo]
Apply Now
Deadline 13/9/26
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/09/2026
was watching old adam west batman eps while working and was flashbanged by this
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Vacation's gotta end someday! Too many of you were unworthy, so we are removing Super Mario Sunshine from the Nintendo Gamecube - Nintendo Classics App tonight. Thanks for playing!
Vacation's gotta end someday!

Too many of you were unworthy, so we are removing Super Mario Sunshine from the Nintendo Gamecube - Nintendo Classics App tonight. Thanks for playing!
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/09/2026
dick wolfs ears perk up as he inexplicably comes up with yet another new law & order spin-off
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 02/09/2026
for my fellow auditory processing issue peeps (the small subtitles and phone speaker audio were hard for me, the giggles did add to the experience, though 😂💜) here is a clean version with closed captions that should work with screen-readers and the like
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 02/09/2026
me broke af rn trying to figure out bills, groceries, meds and rent
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 31/08/2026
i dunno what everyone is so shocked about, 75k a month seems reasonable for those requirements
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Baddtraxx @baddtraxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 31/08/2026
"pizza with nothing meme" where the kid orders a manga with mlm, hold the NSFW, becase he doesnt want to see them fucking, the cashier tells jimmy to make a manga with nothing
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 30/08/2026
i edited this one :3 mind the tags before clicking through
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 28/08/2026
@firefox.com Android can go fuck itself the tab menu is ass the ONLY reasonable way to navigate tabs is toolbar swiping except it doesn go tab-to-tab but tab-to-IN-MEMORY-tab itll silently hop past 30 tabs if your phone doesnt have 128GB RAM for tabs ALL BROWSERS SUCK SHIT NOT ONE IS REMOTELY GOOD
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 27/08/2026
i love testament and this piece has such palpable energy it gave me good vibes, and i can really use some good vibes right now
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 27/08/2026
my little thread is past 150 replies, btw still no AI, still always w/ ALT text, still always with sources and still promise to only e-beg at round milestones, but my sitch is fr p dire rn...
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