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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」

@shi.wtf
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✨ shi.wtf ✨ cringe alt: @shi.rip Government name Shi Saaristo Officially the №1 ranked Finnish CtF team for the years 2020 & 2022 on CTFtime gamedev musician wannabe artist all-round geek 🏳️‍⚧️ they/them/themself ❤ Peace and Love ☮

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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 13h
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A frame from Truman Show where the protagonist's wife stops to do a product placement, holding a jar of cocoa powder like in an advert.
The caption above reads: When it's the year 2070 and my AI wife has ad breaks because I can't afford wife premium
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 16h
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 21h
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 10/10/2026
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black cat in a blue stetson and bandana, composed like a vintage photo-shop protrait. text overlay reads: "mentally ill, but totally chill"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 10/10/2026
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Caption: "How I look trying to spread positivity"
photo of a raccoon with its teeth showing, in the middle of wild flowers. it looks like it's giving an awkward smile.
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 09/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 09/10/2026
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a low-quality Pikachu plush out-of-focus too near to the lens of the camera, with fake balloons tied to its back, composed over a scenic vista, looking like its flying over it.
caption reads: "On an endless journey of self discovery"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 09/10/2026
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caption "I'm an adult but more like an adult cat... Like someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta make it on my own."
with a picture of a cat resting on a tabletop, paws hanging off the edge.
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 09/10/2026
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a slightly out-of-focus photo of a cat looking straight at the lense
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you think you're funny
and cool huh???
well you are
i love you
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 09/10/2026
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title: "my current support system"
six images with associated captions:
a statue head looking like oxidised bronze with hi-fi headphones on it: "a playlist from 2016"
various knickknacks like shells, a toy soldier, vintage containers, etc: "my sacred collection of shiny useless things"
a black kitten inside a jack-o-lantern bucket: "the idea that fall is coming"
a doll in a dress with a lambs head: "delusion"
a long sleeved shirt with a frog face print, a necklace and striped bottoms with a belt: "one good outfit"
an iced coffee in a takeaway cup: iced coffee"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 09/10/2026
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text in a serif typeface, as if from a typewriter: "I need vitamin Cᵃˢʰ" which reads from afar as "I need vitamin C" but on closer inspection as "I need vitamin cash"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 08/10/2026
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two photos of a white and tan cat in a brown carryer, with a little transparent umbrella over it to protect if from rain/UV.
caption below reads: "This Japanese Kitten And His Custom-Made Umbrella Will Probably Brighten Up Your Day"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 08/10/2026
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caption: "I've been having a rough week but then I remember sea bunnies and then I feel better"
over a collage of four photos of "sea bunnies", or jorunna parva, a species of nudibranch that resembles a white slug with "bunny ears"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 08/10/2026
400th post 🎉 if you like this stuff, and/or me, and feel like it, i could always use help making ends meet 🙏💜 ko-fi · paypal source
photo of a kitten leaning against a cars window, looking at a night-time city view
the caption reads: "bro is captivated by the wonders of mankind"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 08/10/2026
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Tumblr post by user piracyismymiddlename:
The thing about the Sonic series is we have a character who fought The God of Destruction™, disarmed a city leveling bomb, casually hacked a government network to track down the president, and is banned from at least 1 casino for counting cards. He’s also an 8 year old fox.
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 08/10/2026
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picture of Tommy Pickles from Rugrats laying down looking exhausted with the caption: "I miss when I was younger and didn't have any sponsorbilieries"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 08/10/2026
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two panel comic:
panel 1: wolf walking in snow with the caption: "Maybe I'll get some food at that campfire. What's the worst thing that could happen?"
panel 2: two dachshunds in knitted cowls made to look like Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore, caption reads: "10,000 Years Later"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 07/10/2026
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caption reads:
911: "Hello. What is your emergency?"
Me: "Yeah hi. I'm in the McDonald's drive thru and I think there is about to be a robbery."

picture of a car in line to the McDonald's drive through, with the license plate "HMBRGLR"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 07/10/2026
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PoV shot of a hand offering a cigarette from a pack to a relief of Jesus Christ, whose hand is held up granting blessings, but it looks like he is graciously declining the smoke being offered.
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 07/10/2026
the goat time to log in again and check on my avatar...
picture of shi's gaia online avatar, a ridiculous mis-mash of unrelated items
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 07/10/2026
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picture of an angry plush animal in place of the baby sun in the Teletubbies set
text overlaid is "good morning W.H.O.R.E (Working Hard On Reaching Excellence)
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 07/10/2026
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an infographic mimicking the style of conspiracy/alt-right content spread on sites like Facebook.
"WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!" in red stencilled text between images of Alex Jones and Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil: Requiem.
Below is the Umbrella Corporation logo.

"Resident Evil isn't about body horror or the pharmaceutical industrial complex"
a 4x2 grid of handguns:
Beretta 92FS (Italian), SIG P226 (Swiss), HK VP70M (German), CZ 2075 RAMI (Czech)
HK USP9 (German), SIG P232 (Swiss), Glock 17 (Austrian), SIG P320 (Swiss)

"RE Series is a psyop to make you like 9mm foreign-made pistols"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 07/10/2026
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photo of a hand holding a block of cheese with a corner chewed off roughly
text overlay reads "the crime"photo of a hand holding a black kitten with a mouthful of cheese visible in its jaws.
text overlay reads "the accused"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 07/10/2026
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illustration of the Warframe Nidus from behind, its buttocks glittering, with the caption: "I showed u my infested ass plz finish The New War."
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 06/10/2026
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two image collage of a black cat next to a large inflatable black cat halloween decoration. in the second image the decoration is deflated and the real cat is standing atop it
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 06/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 06/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 06/10/2026
welp, 4th and last time im posting this burned in subtitles because bsky is a PoS vibecoded mess open captions are shit for accessibility, but i cant fix these mfers website for them transcript and translations in ALT text for people with screenreaders sorry, hope this wont happen again
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 06/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 05/10/2026
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An exasperated person holding a coffee thinking in a thought bubble with the German flag overlaid: "Ach leckt mic doch, nictmal ein' kack Kaffee kann ich in Ruhe trinken..." ("oh fuck off, everybody, can't even have a shitty coffee in peace...") while saying out loud in a shakey speech bubble "please, everyone, just lick me right now."
a man i na beanie is looking confused in the background.

in German "leck mich" is short for "Leck mich am Arsch", literally "lick my ass", but meaning "fuck off".
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 05/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 05/10/2026
years ago there was a science demonstration in helsinki, where they slowed light down with ice (the higher the index of refraction of the medium, the slower light travels, just normal water ice slows it to 75% of c), which was really cool to see source
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 05/10/2026
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Tumblr post by user zara2148:
“I asked chatgpt…” Well, I asked Wile E. Coyote, who just looked exasperated and held up this reply.
[Image of Wil e E. Coyote from his Reddit AMA, holding up a sign saying "It's a limited number of signs", with an annoyed expression]
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 05/10/2026
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Styrofoam tray with two cans of white monster, a handful of joints and My Chemical Romance - I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love on CD, sealed with shrink wrap on a store shelf, with the sticke "Dinner for one" on it, and the price label $3.99 on the shelf-edge.
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 05/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/10/2026
source (SO sorry the two cake recipe posts didnt have ALT texts, that was a HUGE oversight on my part!) bday officially over 🎂 (🇫🇮 FI time) thanks to everyone who sent well-wishes & gifts! day didnt go as planned, but still some smiles were had :) ko-fi · paypal (links once more, to bookend bday)
text conversation between the characters Mecha Man and Flambae from the video-game Dispatch

Mecha Man: cake and candles bro
Flambae: Can you be normal for once
Flambae: Why you gotta be nonchalant on my birthday
Flambae: Just say Happy Birthday
Mecha Man: balloon
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/10/2026
6/6 bday posts 🎉 ko-fi · paypal source
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/10/2026
5/6 bday posts 🎉 ko-fi · paypal source
old woman with pink hair talking to a less detailed person
woman: "back in my day, we shipped a mask girl with her non-binary triangle!"
person: "sure, grandma."
woman: "then we drew Wile Coyote making out with the Roadrunner!"
person: "ok- now you're just making things up."
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/10/2026
4/6 bday posts 🎉 ko-fi · paypal source
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/10/2026
3/6 bday posts 🎉 ko-fi · paypal source
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/10/2026
2/6 bday posts 🎉 ko-fi · paypal source
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
so its my bday 🎂 if you can swing it & wanna celebrate, some funds for treats (or probably just to afford groceries next week, tbh) would make me smile😊 as would: - dono to a trans charity - cute art - funny meme - cool link - just saying hi ko-fi · paypal (throne available to friends on request 😅)
picture of Shi's sona as a chibi, pointing at a poorly composited picture of a cake they made, with a candelabra stuck in as "candles"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
its my birthday 🎉 ko-fi · paypal source
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
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Batman typing on the batcomputer as the Flash leans over, saying: hey (uh) Bats? Have you ever had thoughts about (ahem) ...men?Batman turns around with a fierce expression, replying: "Everyone has thoughts about _MEN_."
He resumes his typing as the Flash stands there, speechless.
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
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the character Megumin from the anime series KonoSuba, with the text overlaid reading:
Not to be freaky but
what if we hugged until we both felt okay again
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
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