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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」

@shi.wtf
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✨ shi.wtf ✨ cringe alt: @shi.rip Government name Shi Saaristo Officially the №1 ranked Finnish CtF team for the years 2020 & 2022 on CTFtime gamedev musician wannabe artist all-round geek 🏳️‍⚧️ they/them/themself ❤ Peace and Love ☮

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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 2h
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Tumblr post by user zara2148:
“I asked chatgpt…” Well, I asked Wile E. Coyote, who just looked exasperated and held up this reply.
[Image of Wil e E. Coyote from his Reddit AMA, holding up a sign saying "It's a limited number of signs", with an annoyed expression]
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 6h
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Styrofoam tray with two cans of white monster, a handful of joints and My Chemical Romance - I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love on CD, sealed with shrink wrap on a store shelf, with the sticke "Dinner for one" on it, and the price label $3.99 on the shelf-edge.
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 10h
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 14h
source (SO sorry the two cake recipe posts didnt have ALT texts, that was a HUGE oversight on my part!) bday officially over 🎂 (🇫🇮 FI time) thanks to everyone who sent well-wishes & gifts! day didnt go as planned, but still some smiles were had :) ko-fi · paypal (links once more, to bookend bday)
text conversation between the characters Mecha Man and Flambae from the video-game Dispatch

Mecha Man: cake and candles bro
Flambae: Can you be normal for once
Flambae: Why you gotta be nonchalant on my birthday
Flambae: Just say Happy Birthday
Mecha Man: balloon
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
so its my bday 🎂 if you can swing it & wanna celebrate, some funds for treats (or probably just to afford groceries next week, tbh) would make me smile😊 as would: - dono to a trans charity - cute art - funny meme - cool link - just saying hi ko-fi · paypal (throne available to friends on request 😅)
picture of Shi's sona as a chibi, pointing at a poorly composited picture of a cake they made, with a candelabra stuck in as "candles"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 16h
awww damn, that sucks :( might be possible to special order, id assume itd mostly just take a long while, but shouldnt be a huge imposition on the official distributor otherwise
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 18h
6/6 bday posts 🎉 ko-fi · paypal source
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 22h
5/6 bday posts 🎉 ko-fi · paypal source
old woman with pink hair talking to a less detailed person
woman: "back in my day, we shipped a mask girl with her non-binary triangle!"
person: "sure, grandma."
woman: "then we drew Wile Coyote making out with the Roadrunner!"
person: "ok- now you're just making things up."
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/10/2026
4/6 bday posts 🎉 ko-fi · paypal source
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/10/2026
3/6 bday posts 🎉 ko-fi · paypal source
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/10/2026
2/6 bday posts 🎉 ko-fi · paypal source
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 04/10/2026
tell your wife she inadvertently gave me my latest vocal stim
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
so its my bday 🎂 if you can swing it & wanna celebrate, some funds for treats (or probably just to afford groceries next week, tbh) would make me smile😊 as would: - dono to a trans charity - cute art - funny meme - cool link - just saying hi ko-fi · paypal (throne available to friends on request 😅)
picture of Shi's sona as a chibi, pointing at a poorly composited picture of a cake they made, with a candelabra stuck in as "candles"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
its my birthday 🎉 ko-fi · paypal source
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
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Batman typing on the batcomputer as the Flash leans over, saying: hey (uh) Bats? Have you ever had thoughts about (ahem) ...men?Batman turns around with a fierce expression, replying: "Everyone has thoughts about _MEN_."
He resumes his typing as the Flash stands there, speechless.
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 28/09/2026
this is this Sunday, btw :3 no big plans this year, if something happens w/ friends, yipee. but no pressure from plans that might fall through, causing Big Sad... again, if you have the means, dig my vibes, & want to celebrate together w/ me, any lil' something would make me smile 💜 ko-fi · paypal
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
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the character Megumin from the anime series KonoSuba, with the text overlaid reading:
Not to be freaky but
what if we hugged until we both felt okay again
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
lambs fun and gorgeous art from the OP sullied with a ham-fisted edit
the princess is just thinking clock thoughts, and the portal watch says the current time is pussy past pussy, roughly, and the fae is saying"Oh good heavens!!! would you look at the time!!!" like hes late to something, but faes aint got nothing to do, they just lounge around all they pulling off stunts like portalling a princesses hoohaa into a pocketwatch
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 03/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 02/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 02/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 02/10/2026
today is bandcamp friday i dont have new music out and wont, in a while, i dont think if you wanan support me anyway: shinmai.bandcamp.com
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 02/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 02/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 02/10/2026
"venture-backed indie studio" is already abject nonsense and im gonna be THAT asshole: "_AN_ generative AI game developer"? click through if youre brave, it gets worse, as unbelievable as that sounds (turns out its 3-4 jobs in a trenchcoat & theyll build a forever-game out of slop w/ a part-timer)
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 02/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 02/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 01/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 01/10/2026
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orange cat on a kitchen scale tared to its weight, so it shows 0 grams
text overlaid reads: "Bro don't even exist 🙏🙏😭"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 01/10/2026
i LOVE the internet this is Tubbs from Neko Atsume driving a specific plush of the vocaloid Kasane Teto, known as fatass-teto, on a bike that (perhaps coincidentally) resembles Modo's from Biker Mice From Mars, sans cannons & with the ape-hanger handlebars swapped for straight ones beautiful! 😍
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 01/10/2026
Good news: It's Blåkläder item No 1921 and afaik is available worldwide :3
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 01/10/2026
MY MAIN VOCAL STIM!
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 01/10/2026
hivis safety kilts are rad! the less restrictive leg movement is great for squatting & lunging so you see them lots at tram line construction sites when cobblestones are laid out and theyre obv a cooler than pants, so summer asphalt laying sites are another time where you often spot a few
model in a technical shirt, a hivis kilt and some workshoes
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 01/10/2026
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screenshot from a tiktok. an orange cat drinking from a plastic food storage container filled with water, with off-white seashells placed at the bottom. the on screen caption reads: "giving pet sitting instructions is weird because wdym I have to tell them he will only drink his water if there are seashells a the bottom of the bowl???"replies to the tiktok:

user Slimshaybae says: My cat will only drink from a limited edition glass Batman cup from McDonald's in the 90s
user Wot says: Mine will only drink "your" water and you must say "no! Oh no! My water!" Until he is doneanother reply to the tiktok. user mar.jx posts:
My cat LOVES drinking from any glass CUP.... In the bathtub 😭
there is a photo of a black and white cat in an empty bathtub with a wine glass full of water in front of itone more reply to the tiktok. user adrianareag posts a picture of a molcajete, a traditional stone tool from Central America that is the mortar, that together with a tejolote make a stone mortar and pestle.
"My cat will only drink in a small molcajete 😂"
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 01/10/2026
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 01/10/2026
calling that mind-boggling has the same energy as the people saying"this is NOT America" after the thing that basically _only_ ever happens in America, and atp happens there like weekly, happens again.
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 01/10/2026
Agree to the TOS, no limits
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 30/09/2026
youtube.com
it don't matter none of this matters
YouTube video by Darrell Vermilion
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 30/09/2026
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picture captioned:
family members: you want to tell us what's on your mind?
me:

the image is of comedian John Mulaney doing stand-up, the closed-caption reads: "Not unless everyone gets real cool a bunch of stuff really quickly."
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 30/09/2026
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an illustrationof a seagull with its head tilted to an extreme angle, with text in a typewriter typeface over it: "is this some kind of fucking joke"
a logotype for the tumblr account  "effinbirds" is in the corner
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 30/09/2026
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a cat hugging a salt crystal light, the amber glowing soft light is labelled "a compliment i got 5 years ago", the cat is labelled "me".
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 30/09/2026
catching up, then laying down for a pre-movie night nap this day has been absolutely dreadful source
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 30/09/2026
anyway its a lousy day ill leave you with this: cancel your streaming services, ask your cool nerdy trans friend how binary newsgroups, bittorrent, soulseek and DCC IRC bots work life is too short to be a number in a column in some shitty corporations ledger support artists & creators directly
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 30/09/2026
...Crunchyroll came to replace fansubs as the "conscious" choice; properly licensed shows and movies, but once business became good enough, it was time to throw the users under the bus to ensure investor profits. @crunchyroll.com shouldnt be singularly blamed for playing the game, but it IS sad...
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 30/09/2026
ive already had to write a userscript to fix CRs captions, since they moved to OOONA a TON of content has broken line-breaks, misformatted ASS tags, etc. (if you want it, crsubfix.user.js exists and Works on MY Machine™) just like with Netflix et al becoming the new, even worse, cable companies...
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Cute Notman 「🇸 🇭 🇮」 @shi.wtf · 30/09/2026
was told nothing can be done about it, and asked if i could offer a screenshot of the page that opens (i cant, the notification clears after you tap it, and only activates once, but its just www.crunchyroll.com/premium/#plans as it displays to non-logged in visitors) great customer service CR!
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