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presbyterian parson. husband. dad to daughter. M.Div. runner. australian shepherds🐾. started in Alabama and got as far as Tennessee. strong proponent of the cereal comma. Yellow Dog Dem. soft spot for Brutalist architecture.

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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unrecognized famous person upset when she is not treated like famous person www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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Kelly Clarkson Claims She Got the “Pretty Woman” Treatment at N.Y.C. Store: ‘You Just Lost a Huge Sale’
“Literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it ... Wow, dude. You’re an idiot,” Clarkson said of the Brooklyn store
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mar-a-Lago Face defined...and it's NOT pretty. "This isn’t just cosmetic—it’s cultural currency. A luxury aesthetic. A social signal. A face that doesn’t fade into the background." www.virginiafacialplasticsurgery.com/blog/the-mar...
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All we are missing are Doc and Happy
5 photos of trump each labeled with the name of a different dwarf from Snow White - Sleepy, Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had RYMAN tickets for next week!?! I'm devastated (but hope she recovers b/c that voice is a national treasure). 😥 #nashville #krauss #ryman uk.news.yahoo.com/alison-kraus...
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Alison Krauss and Union Station Cancel Remaining Tour Dates: Singer Advised to Take a ‘Vocal Rest’
"Prioritizing health and vocal integrity is imperative at this time," the band writes
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why does my lunar eclipse photo look like Trump?
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trump will say something nasty about Dolly. Just wait. It will happen. He can't help himself.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bessent's brain keeps glitching as he answers reporters' questions.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I tugged on my dog's whisker and he bit me. I totally deserved that.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We failed to realize at the time that Trump's designation of "shithole countries" was not an insult but an aspiration.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is absolutely ridiculous. For all its potential pitfalls, the Ford aircraft carriers are built entirely around the EMALS system, and "replacing" it with steam catapults - which require large amounts of space and personnel - is simply not a realistic option. www.wsj.com/us-news/trum...
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Exclusive | Trump Orders Navy to Restore Old Technology in Aircraft Carriers, Costing Billions
The Navy spent years fighting the president’s push to go back to steam catapults.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If you were Pope, who would you invite to the Vatican to hang out with? #popeleo #pattismith
Pope Leo greets Patti Smith at the Vatican
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The bottle of champagne in the garage fridge is NOT for Mitch.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Who in their right mind chose 25 or 6 to 4 for a fireworks show?
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Trump said "unalienable." The word is "inalienable." What a maroon.
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Summer Solstice captured from Stonehenge yesterday. At first light, the sun climbed up behind the Heel Stone and threaded itself straight through the center of Stonehenge exactly where the builders aimed it nearly 5,000 years ago. Ethereal Earth on FB
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We wanted a Green New Deal and all we got was this rancid Reflecting Pool.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"This is a highly complex, multi-faceted event that has been carefully planned by a multitude of public and private entities over a significant period." Just think if all that time and effort had been utilized to actually help people. What a waste. #ufc www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Last night we attended a wonderful outdoor summer symphony concert. It began with the National Anthem, included some Aaron Copland, and concluded with “Stars & Stripes Forever.” It was the most patriotic I’ve felt in 2 years. I miss this.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
TicketMaster is the WORST. I bought tix to a minor league baseball game. I get an email from TM saying that if my plans have changed, I can sell my tix back for 1/3 what I paid. They, of course, will resell and make 133%. TM is the definition of grifting opportunistic slopsuckers. #ticketmaster
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Watching the press conference right now with Blanche, Pirro, and Patel. You know what I don't do when I'm doing my job? I don't go on TV and brag about how I'm doing my job.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/04/2026
Trump is kicking 100,000 veterans out of their homes. www.npr.org/2026/04/02/n...
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Trump's VA killed a home loan program. Vets are now losing their homes because of it
Foreclosures on VA loans are at their highest level in a decade. VA has a fix but it is months away and could still leave vets worse off than most other homeowners.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The resistance music was sensational. Music City rocks! #nokings #nashville
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
2 military helicopters just buzzed #nokings #nashville rally. Creepy.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#nokings #nashville
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
At home in Nashville pulling for Vanderbilt pulling my hair out.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I turn it on. Then I turn it off. I turn it on. Then I turn it off. I'm not very smart, am I. #SOTU
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"The cheating is RAMPANT in our elections. RAMPANT." #SOTU
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Is this State of the Union or SPORTS of the Union? yawn. #SOTU
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Am I judging the contents of your grocery cart? Absolutely!
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
In this ice storm, I've seen too many people without power post on FB that they've moved to a hotel. They then give their street address and ask to be updated when the power returns. I'm just waiting to hear how surprised they are that thieves came and took everything.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I remember during the first Trump administration that we were all confused by the terms fascist and fascism. We didn’t really understand the terms. Now, we do.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
"Kiffin is considered one of the top offensive coaches in college football." Kinda hard to argue with that. He IS offensive.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
When Ballroom Blitz plays on the radio I always yell, "Sweet!"
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
OK, regardless of source, credit where due: That's a great headline.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
CNN photos of the demolition of the White House. www.cnn.com/2025/10/22/p...
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In pictures: Trump’s East Wing demolition | CNN Politics
Americans were surprised this week by the sight of an excavator tearing down a portion of the East Wing of the White House to make room for a massive ballroom.
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Incredible artwork by @4nikkolas.bsky.social.
Original artwork that mimics the famous raising of the flag on Iwo Jima, with the marines replaced by protesters in inflatable animal costumes. The Statue of Liberty and a city landscape are in the background.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#Nashville #nokingsday #nokings
American flag flying upside down
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I'm riding the trusty No. 6 to Nashville's No Kings rally.👑 Meanwhile, the driver is making a quick Sonic stop. 😊
Me on the bus
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The Honorable DeniseHKG @denisehkg.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
To the owner of a gigantic wooden horse left outside our gate: we’re not falling for it. If you want in, buy a ticket like everyone else.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
My little angel 😇
My Australian Shepherd dog wearing a pair of angel wings.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Strava is suing Garmin. I hate it when the parents fight.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I just witnessed evidence of the Rapture. Wait, no, that was a Waymo. My bad.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My mother always told me to "Kill them with kindness." I now see how that qualifies as hate speech.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
For your next trivia night: Nashville's Parthenon is a full-scale replica of the famous Greek temple in Athens and was built in 1897 for the Tennessee Centennial Exposition. While it is often considered the most famous Parthenon replica, it's not the only one.
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Solde @soldea.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I really hope Trump doesn’t die in the last week of December because having three big holidays in one week would be a little much.
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