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@sherard.bsky.social
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presbyterian parson. husband. dad to daughter. M.Div. runner. australian shepherds🐾. started in Alabama and got as far as Tennessee. strong proponent of the cereal comma. Yellow Dog Dem. soft spot for Brutalist architecture.

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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 6h
Yes. Yes you are.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 13h
She's dead to him.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 13h
Hey, Steven. I think you were watching an old episode of The West Wing.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So, you want to create a murderous hovering drone with 4 flesh slashing rotors? Yep, that will work out well for you.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And they managed to piss off the entire Old Hickory community by blasting fireworks at 9:45pm on a Sunday night.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unrecognized famous person upset when she is not treated like famous person www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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Kelly Clarkson Claims She Got the “Pretty Woman” Treatment at N.Y.C. Store: ‘You Just Lost a Huge Sale’
“Literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it ... Wow, dude. You’re an idiot,” Clarkson said of the Brooklyn store
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The clock is great, but this drill hanging device is genius. I'm so stealing this.
PVC pipes cut to hold drills
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Work From Home!!!!!!
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Introverts are also bossy but in a silent, methodical, back-stabby sort of way.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If your daughter is in her 30s and in primary school then I don't think introversion is the issue. 😁
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Please tell more.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A shell would be so nice.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Momento Mori Povich
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Smothers Brothers Karamazov
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Prime Number of Miss Jean Brodie
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We need the Ents to come in and kick ass.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All of it
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are the republicans redistricting AGAIN?
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gay-I
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
With that hair and dress, no. 3 has every right to look pissed.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is AI gay? Gay-I For The Straight Guy
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mar-a-Lago Face defined...and it's NOT pretty. "This isn’t just cosmetic—it’s cultural currency. A luxury aesthetic. A social signal. A face that doesn’t fade into the background." www.virginiafacialplasticsurgery.com/blog/the-mar...
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pie chart asking will you vote for collins.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's not something you can define, but you'll know it when you see it.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RECEPTIONIST: A mister George Orwell is holding on line 2.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maddie is correct.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Correction: Just because you can, does NOT mean you should.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There is something different about the 5 and the 7, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Can someone help me out.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This area of high pressure is sure to fill the gulf.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've never seen someone so excited for a storm.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And yet they will STILL vote republican Trump because of how much they hate [filling the blank].
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just because you can, does mean you should.
Susan Dell before and after surgery
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So, NOT Birmingham, Alabama?
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
8-Track Tapes FTW
ad for Columbia House  - 13 records or tapes for 1 penny
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is brutal. ME: Hello, airport. I want a ticket on the next flight to Strasbourg.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's no braggadocio in his response. He looks scared.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am aggressively blocking anyone who posts AI. Goodbye.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm imagining a parrot at a bar doing shots. Maybe with a pirate.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tomatoes exist in nature and every summer is a war between me and the birds over my garden.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My favorite bumper sticker: So many cats. So few recipes.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That dude's chrome-dome is shinier than the gold plate.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
circle of life
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kennedy got a degree from Magdalen College at Oxford. But he is NOT a Rhodes scholar.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sir, your integrity is showing.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After 10 years of hard work he finally produces a health plan.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's really dragging that right leg.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is a lovely prayer, but is likely a 20th century creation. Not by St. Francis.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If reparations send this country into bankruptcy, then so be it.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If that dog showed up at my house, I would shave its mustache and send it home.
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Unopened Bottle of Champagne @sherard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am now aggressively blocking anyone who post AI. Goodbye.
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