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Scott Hendison

@shendison.bsky.social
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I'm an internet marketing dinosaur, seriously looking forward to retirement.

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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Finally letting this expire... I think it was another 2am "bright idea" I had while at a Pubcon over 10 years ago.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Years of typing Win+H to engage @microsoft.com Voice Access typing and now that's suddenly changed to Alt+Shift+B.
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Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
ALT: Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@inmotionhosting.bsky.social What's up with this AMP problem? status.inmotionhosting.com Can you give any details, anything we can tell clients, maybe an ETA? and Webmail is flaky too for this server - secure162.servconfig.com:2096 - Multiple timeouts during and even after login.
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InMotion Hosting Status
Stay up to date with the latest service updates from InMotion Hosting Status.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I had to remove a bunch of bad urls from Google again, and instead of using the (now monthly $) Chrome Bulk URL removal add-on, I used @claudeai to build my own. Works very well, and took a whole 5 minutes.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
After 30+ years in business, Google suspended their local business profile for 9 months, and after restoration, over 100 reviews are still gone - #LocalSEO #SEO www.king5.com/article/news...
king5.com
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Your move, @developers.google.com
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Today I learned that in dev mode, (F12) you can right click the address bar reload button and empty cache / hard reload. Today. I wonder how much time that could have saved over the years?
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Nice! Right click on any of 80+ open browser tabs, and I can see the full title of every open tab, with search at the top. Thank you @developer.chrome.com
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
An agency I consult for had a client leave in Jan 2026. New #SEO agency had him 1. change his @googleanalytics.bsky.social code to a brand new account. 2. Changed his verified Google Biz profile to an SAB with a hidden address, and 3. Deleted all his blog posts. Semrush shows a slight decline....
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Remember when you would used to go hang out with old relatives. I'm doing that now, realizing that I'm pretty much the oldest relative here.
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Dana Carvey: Back In My Day!
ALT: Dana Carvey: Back In My Day!
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Don't forget, today is free slurpee day!
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm shopping for a couple of e-bikes and sensing an opportunity...
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/05/2026
Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Wow, must be tough times at @google @YouTube - I mean, I did like occasionally playing videos in the background, but Im sure not gonna pay $16 a month to do it
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Yes I agree the Bing Places mobile interface is terrible but since when can't I even sign in on mobile?!?
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Usually I don't bother replying to spam text messages but I thought this one was pretty creative, so I did.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Just bought a month's use of this Chrome add on - pretty big timesaver when you need to remove lots of low quality content from Google - chromewebstore.google.com/detail/googl...
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Breaking News from the "About Damn Time" department at Meta!
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Who can identify this bird?
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Someone explain how this is legal?
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I've used the Gmail app for years on my Android with my non Google Workspace IMAP email account. Suddenly all of my mail folders are no longer accessible, and the menu shows me only these...
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Just, wow
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I'm looking forward to starting work in the morning with my groundbreaking new client! snortamins.com
snortamins.com
Snortable Vitamins for Recovering Drug Addicts | Snortamins!
Measured. Labeled. Honest.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Anyone else having trouble changing accounts in Google Analytics? The status bar just keeps cycling over and over. I've logged out, back in, tried incognito and even Firefox, but I get nowhere for the past 10 minutes.
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Glenn Gabe @glenngabe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If you're still using X: Want to create a DIY Tweetdeck/XPro now that it's gone? Check out my latest post. I walk you through how to use Chrome's tab groups and split view to create your own version of X Pro. X Pro was removed yesterday for Premium account and placed behind Premium+.
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How to create a DIY Tweetdeck (X Pro) replacement using Chrome Tab Groups and Split View
Glenn Gabe of GSQi explains how to create a DIY Tweetdeck replacement using Chrome Tab Groups and Split View.
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Trish Carey @trishcarey.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
ChatGPT hits $100 million in ad revenue and is opening self-serve access in April
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ChatGPT hits $100 million in ad revenue and is opening self-serve access in April
ChatGPT is still showing ads to less than 20% of eligible users — meaning the $100 million win and self-serve access is just the beginning.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
How do I get Streamyard to leave me alone since they have no unsubscribe options? #CANSPAM #FTC #internetlaw
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
What's your dream car? Mine is one that will squeegee all four Windows perfectly...
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Dammit, I missed first chair. I hate when that happens.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I really hope @TeamViewer @teamviewer.bsky.social @teamviewer.com goes bankrupt. - [sic] "You bought a a lifetime license? Well that didn't mean YOUR lifetime. And it still works over a LAN, just not the Internet, so technically we didn't lie to steal your $800."
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Search Engine Journal @sejournal.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Google launched an AI Professional Certificate with seven self-paced modules and three months of AI Pro access. Eligible U.S. small businesses can enroll free. via @mattgsouthern.bsky.social #Google #business
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Google Offers AI Certificate Free For Eligible U.S. Small Businesses
Google launched an AI Professional Certificate with seven self-paced modules and three months of AI Pro access. Eligible U.S. small businesses can enroll free. via @mattgsouthern.bsky.social #Google #business
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Following my son to his new apartment, while my wife and I will be moving back to EmptyNestville.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Thank you to whoever wrote this so Google #AI could steal it and give me the answer instantly. (and Apple #Safari you suck)
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
No recent sales via your @wordpress.org @woocommerce.com store? This might be your issue...
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hitting "Show More" on this AI overview result removes all the serps except one - a paywalled @WSJ link, with nothing beneath that. Yuck.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Protip: If you ever need to bypass the inability to sometimes "proceed anyway" to an insecure / non https:// page (on Chrome), you type "thisisunsafe" blindly - not in any text box and no quotes, just randomly - and you can proceed.
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a man with a beard wears an adidas shirt and says fun little fact for you
ALT: a man with a beard wears an adidas shirt and says fun little fact for you
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
For months I have not been able to @tag people while messaging in the #Android @Upwork app. Nothing happens with the @ key. Anyone else have this issue? Maybe I'm missing something...
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Work work work. All I ever do is work. Really looking forward to retirement...
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I had a client that wanted to do this just last week for a multi-location specialty medical clinic. I told them it was a bad idea, so perfect timing on this article to send them.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Having Google AI overviews and ChatGPT steal and display clients content is one thing, but I'm even more frustrated seeing business names mentioned with no link... Even a link to a Google search for that business would be more useful than just naming them. What's the point?
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window with his hands on his head .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window with his hands on his head .
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I just had to have a garage door spring replaced, and they offered zero discount to do my second door, which didn't have a broken spring. Seems like a missed opportunity for an easy add-on sale but I guess they can just come back down the road.
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an elderly man in a robe and hat is standing in a garage doorway .
ALT: an elderly man in a robe and hat is standing in a garage doorway .
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Previous couple of winters, my @Google assistant has worked great. This year, with @GeminiApp It keeps notifying me of the same new text message despite my verbal reply of "No" to the response question... This makes working while #Snowboarding much more difficult.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Watching a show on @netflix.com I can actually see what's going on in a night scene. Thank you! Can you teach that to @appletvnewshub.bsky.social ?
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Literally the first time I've ever googled for a potential food combo and found no recipe. I have some leftover miso tamarind soup and I'm going to use it to make risotto. No parmesan I think makes sense.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
At Thanksgiving dinner, I found out there are hearing aids that can totally and cleanly dial out background noise through an app on your phone. WTF?!? Count me in.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
How many times have you said "Alexa, thank my driver" or searched the Amazon app for "thank my driver" so far this season? I'm at 7, probably my most ever.
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
My programmer lives in Pittsburgh and the football game is blacked out, so I let her remote to my PC where I have it streaming. Commercials show fine, & sound works but the screen goes black for her during play.
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a cartoon character says that 's kind of lame while standing next to another character .
ALT: a cartoon character says that 's kind of lame while standing next to another character .
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
well fk me #seo
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Scott Hendison @shendison.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
This is the funniest thing on the internet. Prove me wrong - youtu.be/uRGljemfwUE?...
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The Website is Down #1: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude
YouTube video by Josh Weinberg
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