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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸

@shellyeg.bsky.social
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French-speaking weird Venus flytrap of French and Icelandic descent, repotted in the potash-filled horse trough that is #Edmonton, #Alberta, #Canada Read pinned post. *NO* poƚitics! No 420, NFṪ, ĄI, GoFunɗMe, mutuaƚ aiɗ, or crypṫo. I vet new followers.

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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 14h
@doctorgroot420.bsky.social Really?!?!?! No. Just no.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 14h
It was sunny and warm, so I decided to go thrift shopping. I found a Ted Baker gown at a thrift store for $25! Had a feeling that the colours and waist would pair beautifully with a blazer I picked up back in June. Turns out I was right! I already have the shoes and earrings.
A photo collage consisting of five photos shows off a long, flowy, sleeveless gown by Ted Baker. The dress bears a floral pattern in various tones of peach, mustard yellow, saffron yellow, and gold. The dress pairs beautifully with gold tone earrings with amber inlay, a mustard, yellow blazer with shiring on the back panel and on the ends of the sleeves, and pale tan pumps with a lovely gold buckle accent.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trying to build a life I love despite grief & loss. Joined a small, informal choir & signed up for a dance class. Singing will be good for my lung health & dance is good exercise & may help maintain strength and help with both sleep and pain management. Plus, it will help to be around people again.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@tmshannonauthor.com Tee hee! Thanks for sharing.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Advice from Master #Yoda to all writers: Metaphors be with you. #joke #StarWars #writing
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can anyone please tell me what this is and how to eat it? It's unfamiliar to me.
A large, unidentified, oblong fruit with a rough yellow rind with a bit of brown and green mottling toward one end. It measures about 10" long, with a 6" diameter.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When someone says "Hey, how are you?" and you can't say, "My world is falling apart, I'm exhausted, overwhelmed, carrying too much, I have constant anxiety, my nervous system is fried, I feel lonely even around people, I'm burnt out, struggling more than people realise, emotionally drained and kinda want to disappear for a while..."
So you just say "Yeah, good thanks, you?"
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today was a good day. Choir was fun! Sharing with a friend how we're to enunciate when singing. Remember "the rain in Spain..." from "My Fair Lady"? I was mocking the silly exercises we do as vocal warmup and I said to her, "Form your vowels from your bowels lest I hit you with my trowel!"
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Great. Never-ending, record-breaking rain over the summer, and now the autumn-like coolness has triggered my Raynaud's. That's just fucking lovely. Why has Mother Nature been such a damn bitch this year?
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My #cat is 15 years old. Her days now consist mostly of spending time either sitting quietly on, or of sleeping on, her favourite armchair. She does seem to want follow me more, and to want to lie on me a lot and be close/touching. Is this clinginess typical of senior #cats? *I don't mind. 🥰
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This thread is an empassioned #speech I delivered to my #Toastmastee over 20 years ago. I could barely get through it without tearing up. Remember a different #September11. #Satyagraha #Gandhi #peace #PublicSpeaking
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
September 11, 2001. A hijacked passenger jet out of Boston crashes into the north tower of the World Trade Center, ripping a gaping hole in its façade and setting the building on fire.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Skeeps, I need your help. I'm trying to remember the name of a game I played. It featured black cubes, and on each face was a different shape in a different colour. Like Connect 4, players have to make a complete sequence—using each colour and each shape.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@nancydusher.bsky.social Yet screen name is Mary Hans. Nice profile pic. Verbose and informative bio, too. Hmmm ... 🤔
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Live long and prosper, Trek fans! 🖖 Star Trek Day is officially today, September 8th! 🖖 Marking the day in 1966 when the first episode of Star Trek's original series, titled "The Man Trap", aired on US television screens. This year marks the 60th anniversary! #LLAP #StarTrek #StarTrekDay
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Started making carrot cake and realized I am out of both walnuts and ... @iamlyndon.bsky.social, wait for it ... ... raisins!
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Do I live in denial that fall is in the air and keep the sunflower door wreath up a while longer, or do I surrender to the overcast pall and put up the autumn wreath? Superficial question, you say? PISS OFF! THIS IS AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So ... late to the party. What has Admiral Adderall done THIS time?
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ahhhhh, the bread machine. Throw a bunch of stuff in it before bed, and abracadabra ala kazam, banana bread for breakfast! 🥰
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GealFaol @gealfaol.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I really like this one too. He was in Tanzania. This elephant was curious and wanted to check out their vehicle. It's a bit too close for comfort. No telephoto!
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Anyone in #ShPk, #strathco, #yeg know what's going on east of #Edmonton? Low, steady rumble and a lot of emergency vehicles on the other side of the river from us at what I'm guessing is the Clover Bar area. No flames visible, but definitely something happening.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Schrödinger's weather: Either reality is wrong or Google is wrong. Google says it's clear and 16°C. Looking out the window and listening tells me there's thunder, gusting wind, and rain. Yeah. As I thought. Google is right, and what is really isn't. 🤪 What is reality anyway?
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Seems Pookie's confused Lake Superior and Lake Ontario. He likely mistook "Gitchi Gumee" for "Gucci Gimme" and Superior sounded bigly appealing, too, so ... ... ugh. Covfefe! What more can be said? 🤷‍♀️
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What's for supper? Beef tacos? Beef stroganoff? Shepherd's pie? Tomato and onion strata? No idea which of these to have!!!
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Friend: Smile and nod. Me: Feign interest and be as disingenuous as possible. Got it! 😏
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why? Why is it so noisy!? I'd just like some quiet, but, too often, that seems too much to ask. I can't tell whether it's a lawnmower or a helicopter outside, but, regardless, the constant drone is driving me bokers.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you need a little levity... How many of the films or TV shows can you identify?
youtu.be
A Hampsterdance Tribute Video
YouTube video by James Campbell
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Anyhoo... here's a photo of my cat. She and the feline overlords are plotting our ultimate demise as a species. Nothing much can be done about it, so carry on about your day. #CatsOfBluesky #cat #pets
Yoko, the domestic shorthair  abyssinian-tabby mix, sits like a loaf on a sand-coloured sofa.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Because I lile to draw the ire of other people, apparently ... White chocolate. Yay or nay?
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I tried to embrace and validate my inner child today. Do you know what happened? The little brat bit me then peed on my foot. How's *your* day going? 😂
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
4 a.m., and the neighbour's dogs are going bananas. Fucking hell. It's time to sleep!!!
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Linda Eder. God, what a voice! Gives me chills every time. I could listen to her forever! #MezzoSoprano #MusicalTheatre #Broadway #showtunes #jazz #music
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Listening to "Work Song" by Nat Adderley, and there's a part that sounds a lot like "We've got a groovy thing going, baby" by Simon and Garfunkel ... #jazz
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Deborah Robinson 🇨🇦🎨🎹🎸🎤📝📷😻⌨️📚✂️💄🙌🧘‍♀️ @redgypsee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
#Summerland Wildfire Aid. Have you got something to offer, or are you in need of help? Check out this online community board. helpsummerland.ca
helpsummerland.ca
Summerland Wildfire Aid
Summerland Wildfire Aid — built on Replit. Update this description to reflect the app.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@iamlyndon.bsky.social Look what I made. (See ALT.) Can we be friends again, or are my tastes still too weird? 🥺😘
Broccoli, peas, carrots, onion, mushrooms, chicken over a bed of rice. Peanut satay sauce.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Curling up with some Sarah Vaughan on this shitty, rainy afternoon. 🎶🎵 #jazz #music
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. More rain. And ... wait for it ... More rain. 🙄
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sweet Cheebus Murphy! Did 137 Avenue turn into the Indianapolis Speedway tonight or something? Since 7:30, it's been almost non-stop noisy revving, like everyone in #yeg is street racing up and down the stretch for shits and giggles. And then there's the helicopters. 🙄 #Edmonton, you okay? Drunk?
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@usuallyflannel.bsky.social @iamlyndon.bsky.social And, yes. This is a subskeet. I'm ... bad. 😈 ROFLMAO!!!
youtu.be
Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' (Audio)
YouTube video by michaeljacksonVEVO
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Use an over-the-counter stool softener for babies and an eye dropper to loosen impacted ear wax. This, after insulting me by asking whether I was presenting my list of symptoms or my gradate thesis. Unbelievable! I went to another clinic, where they promptly irrigated, restoring my hearing.
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Mary Grace @emgeekay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Today is Hiroshima Day. Never again. 🕊️ news.un.org/en/story/202...
Hiroshima after nuclear bomb attack in 1945. UN Photo: Mitsugu Kishida.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Elmer Fudd and his bigass camera lens can get model releases and learn about PIPEDA and *consent*, or he can just fuck all the way off. I'm so done with boundary violations and ... *waves arms in large circles* ... all of this shit. I. Am. DONE.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Got bored. Decided to play with a bolder look. Click or/tap for full size. Making up hooded eyes is hecking hard! *Don't think for a moment I don't have a mirror and am not aware of the "weird" pupil. Before you comment on it, do us both a favour: don't. Look up "bilateral vitrectomy" instead.
Photo collage showing Shell's blue eyes offset by a palette of bronze and brown eyeshadows. She is not wearing mascara, and there is only a subtle hint of brown eyeliner along the waterline.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@shebakes.bsky.social Thanks for sharing!
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Again?!? ⛈️🌧🌩
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@shroon7.bsky.social Thanks for sharing!
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@phunphunphun.bsky.social Thanks for sharing!
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS On Saturday, August 29th, the #yeg community of Prince Charles is coming ‎‎together for the Rock for Hunger Benefit Concert from 2 p.m. to ‎‎10 p.m. at the Awâsis Waciston / Prince Charles School Grounds 12325 127 Street NW, #‎Edmonton)‎ We ‎‎need a team of 90 volunteers. 🧵
ROCK FOR HUNGER
BENEFIT CONCERT
VOLUNTEERS NEEDED!
SATURDAY, AUGUST 29, 2026 2:00 pm - 10:00 pm
AWASIS WACISTON SCHOOL GROUNDS (12325 127 STREET NW, EDMONTON)
JOIN OUR TEAM TO SUPPORT EDMONTON'S FOOD BANK!
SIGN UP TODAY: paulboleska@shaw.ca
780-777-2772
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hoping to have results of follow-up chest x-ray this week. Trying to stay positive, but given symptomology and risk factors, I'm certainly anxious. I know there's a possibility the perihilar mass observed previously may have grown and, if it has, I'm equally nervous about what that may suggest. 😬
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